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[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209161768]You guys are delusional.

Cayci hit me up first, not the other way around.



Follow the thread and look at the comment timeline.

After my ?Tug? tub comment, she hit me up with I?d like to meet you and a string of smiley faces, clearly indicating ?It was on!? .

Even shot me the ?It?s ok to undress me with your eyes? look.

As I start to close in, dudes start dive bombing comments from every direction.

Couldn?t keep the convo flowing so I lost her for the time being.



Try to get it rolling again, instead of hitting the exits, now everyone is firing in.

Ipop, you?re going to have to roll out to the three-point and set a pick for me like Gasol.

These fools are packing the paint on me and I need some space to maneuver and find my ?stroke? again.

Looks like they?ve got a slight lead, so I need to make up some ground pronto!</blockquote>


Ahem. A bit of reality for a moment....



I do give you props for the funny posts, and the string of smiley faces was indicating actual laughter. However, my interest in meeting you was entirely based on finding out if the caricature of a playa you have created for your online persona is even close to the real you. The more Axe and hair gel the persona puts on, the more I'm convinced you are a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man who wants to get his kicks on the Internet. And since you did attempt your conquest in the open thread and not in a PM I had no choice but to not take you seriously.



You did take the attacks very well, and I'm impressed. Thanks to you this thread became the freakin' bomb to read!



Oh, and you still don't have a shot. :-)
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209163730][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209161768]You guys are delusional.

Cayci hit me up first, not the other way around.



Follow the thread and look at the comment timeline.

After my ?Tug? tub comment, she hit me up with I?d like to meet you and a string of smiley faces, clearly indicating ?It was on!? .

Even shot me the ?It?s ok to undress me with your eyes? look.

As I start to close in, dudes start dive bombing comments from every direction.

Couldn?t keep the convo flowing so I lost her for the time being.



Try to get it rolling again, instead of hitting the exits, now everyone is firing in.

Ipop, you?re going to have to roll out to the three-point and set a pick for me like Gasol.

These fools are packing the paint on me and I need some space to maneuver and find my ?stroke? again.

Looks like they?ve got a slight lead, so I need to make up some ground pronto!</blockquote>


Ahem. A bit of reality for a moment....



I do give you props for the funny posts, and the string of smiley faces was indicating actual laughter. However, my interest in meeting you was entirely based on finding out if the caricature of a playa you have created for your online persona is even close to the real you. The more Axe and hair gel the persona puts on, the more I'm convinced you are a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man who wants to get his kicks on the Internet. And since you did attempt your conquest in the open thread and not in a PM I had no choice but to not take you seriously.



You did take the attacks very well, and I'm impressed. Thanks to you this thread became the freakin' bomb to read!



Oh, and you still don't have a shot. :-)</blockquote>


Hey Cayci,



Looks like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.

Let?s rewind and start over today.

I?ll go first.

I like candle light dinners and long walks on the beach.

A few of my interests include painting (Maui sunsets) and working out.

My favorite tv show is Gossip Girl.



Like to shop, you already know about me and Sephora.

My skin is exceptionally smooth and radiant.

Have great hair (shout-out to Jonathan product).



Unlike Graph, no ugly back hair.

Dude thinks that's a pleasure trail (what a tool!).



Anyway, enough about me,

How about you?

Besides Bebe, BR and Vegas, what are your interests?

Oh, pay no attention to some of the other comments on this thread, just background noise.



Why would I PM you, I've never exchanged convo with you until yesterday.

That would be considered creepy.

Besides, I don't know how to work the PM, ask skek

Are you kidding, I'm barely able to post a pic, but I'm a fast learner.

Hopefully, your a slow and patient teacher.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209162764][quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209111022]ten, amigo, this is a very sad day for me personally.



Don't get me wrong, I know you're still the rainmaker, but let's face it: you got your s@#$ handed to you today from all sides.



IRealtor,



You?ve tasted the canvas 2x before on the main blog thanks to me.

Since you joined the forums it seems time for you to get re-acquainted once again.

You of all people should talk.



The way that hairline is recededing, your 3?2?1.. until chrome dome.

If and when the RE market picks up for you, invest in some plugs man.

Some nice hair plugs and Crest Whitestrips will go a long way to increasing those dismal numbers you keep putting up on the board.



</blockquote>


ten,



Interesting choice to begin your onslaught of counterattacks today. I suppose I am the easiest target available, but why waste your venom on me? (and after ruminating all night, the best you could roll in with is follicle distress? Please, that's the least of my issues!) Let the record show that I never threw you under the bus, but instead heralded your unlimited potential with the "rainmaker" shout-out.



There's a difference between piling on a man when he's down and calling a spade a spade. After a loss, you know the Zen Master doesn't cry about "we shoulda..." or "the refs blew it..." - he just admits temporary defeat and moves on.



Now get back in the game, Maverick. Stop thinking about losing your buddy (Grey) Goose and re-engage, Top Gun style.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209164504]



Hey Cayci,



Looks like we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.

Let?s rewind and start over today.

I?ll go first.

I like candle light dinners and long walks on the beach.

A few of my interests include painting (Maui sunsets) and working out.

My favorite tv show is Gossip Girl.



Like to shop, you already know about me and Sephora.

My skin is exceptionally smooth and radiant.

Have great hair (shout-out to Jonathan product).



Unlike Graph, no ugly back hair.

Dude thinks that's a pleasure trail (what a tool!).



Anyway, enough about me,

How about you?

Besides Bebe, BR and Vegas, what are your interests?

Oh, pay no attention to some of the other comments on this thread, just background noise.



Why would I PM you, I've never exchanged convo with you until yesterday.

That would be considered creepy.

Besides, I don't know how to work the PM, ask skek

Are you kidding, I'm barely able to post a pic, but I'm a fast learner.

Hopefully, your a slow and patient teacher.</blockquote>


Ten,



While I'd love to stay and play with you again today, I must be off to the airport for a fabulous weekend getaway in Napa. I do hope the boys don't pummel you too badly while I'm gone.
 
ten, I've been meanng to ask you... I can't quite make out the guy in your avatar. Is that "Diamond" David Lee Roth posing with a bunch of women?

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[quote author="caycifish" date=1209163730]Oh, and you still don't have a shot. :-)</blockquote>
Awww cayci, why did you have to go and ruin all our fun?
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209165714][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209162764][quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209111022]ten, amigo, this is a very sad day for me personally.



Don't get me wrong, I know you're still the rainmaker, but let's face it: you got your s@#$ handed to you today from all sides.



IRealtor,



You?ve tasted the canvas 2x before on the main blog thanks to me.

Since you joined the forums it seems time for you to get re-acquainted once again.

You of all people should talk.



The way that hairline is recededing, your 3?2?1.. until chrome dome.

If and when the RE market picks up for you, invest in some plugs man.

Some nice hair plugs and Crest Whitestrips will go a long way to increasing those dismal numbers you keep putting up on the board.



</blockquote>


ten,



Interesting choice to begin your onslaught of counterattacks today. I suppose I am the easiest target available, but why waste your venom on me? (and after ruminating all night, the best you could roll in with is follicle distress? Please, that's the least of my issues!) Let the record show that I never threw you under the bus, but instead heralded your unlimited potential with the "rainmaker" shout-out.



There's a difference between piling on a man when he's down and calling a spade a spade. After a loss, you know the Zen Master doesn't cry about "we shoulda..." or "the refs blew it..." - he just admits temporary defeat and moves on.



Now get back in the game, Maverick. Stop thinking about losing your buddy (Grey) Goose and re-engage, Top Gun style.</blockquote>


IRealtor,



Dead wrong.

Your number came up today because when others are piling on you decide to fire in taking group cover.



Let it slide a few times but ultimately you had to pay for those sins.

Sorry to drop the hammer like that, no hard feelings, just had to make a point.



Point being you have to earn your shot at the champ.

Since you are new, no title shot.

You need to move up the ranks.

Hope you understand, did it for your own good

Still have a lot of ground to cover today, so I tried to make it quick and painless.
 
zovall needs to put in the FAQs a warning to newbies.



<strong>Be careful when using this smiley icon.</strong>



:lol: = "Ten, please undress me with your eyes."
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209169019]<em>?You just CB McLovin!?</em>



McLovin makes an appearance! The Lennar thread just keeps getting better.</blockquote>


Strap in skek, we're about to fly!
 
Graph,



Listen dude, I?m only here to help.

Seriously, you need to get out of your own way.

I can?t have you hanging around me until you stop disappointing chicks with your performance ?issues.?



If you concentrate really hard on those labor and foreclosure stats, you might even be able to last a full three minutes.

Lasting a whole 3 minutes would be a huge step up for you.



Look on the bright side, sure the disappointments are still there, but fewer and far between now.

Since you?re a recent convert to AXE, a few spritzes on it wouldn?t hurt.

Give it a try, nothing to lose, IMO, it could change your life.

Graph let?s face it, for your entire life it?s been Cock-a-doodle DON?T.
 
[quote author="acpme" date=1209169322]zovall needs to put in the FAQs a warning to newbies.



<strong>Be careful when using this smiley icon.</strong>



:lol: = "Ten, please undress me with your eyes."</blockquote>


Best post in the thread :lol:
 
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Cue: Eye of the Tiger!



Ten throwing down like Rocky against Drago

Choppin' him down, blow by blow.
 
Tsk tsk tsk Ten, you're blowing it. You took the beating yesterday with flying colors, you were in, we all know what a woman means when she says



<blockquote>Oh, and you still don?t have a shot.

</blockquote>


Stooping to the CBs shows a lack of confidence and the lady isn't hearing the words she wants to hear regarding her decision...
 
Hang in there, ten. Rocky got the chicken, and you can get the fish.





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"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature." John D. Rockefeller
 
In today's episode, the part of "The Black Knight" is played by IHB's lovable loser... tenmagnet!

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[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209170961]Hang in there, ten. Rocky got the chicken, and you can get the fish.





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"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature." John D. Rockefeller</blockquote>




Thanks Mic,



Don?t forget, after the chicken it?s straight to the freezer for sparing with a side of beef and the eggs before my morning run.

Classic stuff.

Don?t worry all is good in the world now, IRealtor
 
[quote author="24inIrvine" date=1209170093][quote author="acpme" date=1209169322]zovall needs to put in the FAQs a warning to newbies.



<strong>Be careful when using this smiley icon.</strong>



:lol: = "Ten, please undress me with your eyes."</blockquote>


Best post in the thread :lol:</blockquote>




No way, without question

The absolute best post on this thread thus far had to be the guy who fired in asking what a CB was.

Then Ipop proceeds to pull out the Websters and give him the full definition and even shows him how to use it in a sentence.

That was pure 24K gold, still can?t stop laughing!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209172014][quote author="24inIrvine" date=1209170093][quote author="acpme" date=1209169322]zovall needs to put in the FAQs a warning to newbies.



<strong>Be careful when using this smiley icon.</strong>



:lol: = "Ten, please undress me with your eyes."</blockquote>


Best post in the thread :lol:</blockquote>




No way, without question

The absolute best post on this thread thus far had to be the guy who fired in asking what a CB was.

Then Ipop proceeds to pull out the Websters and give him the full definition and even shows him how to use it in a sentence.

That was pure 24K gold, still can?t stop laughing!</blockquote>


I am but a humble fountain of information and statistics, helping to bring light to this dark dark world...



Sorry I've been remiss in my postings today Ten-Man. Forgot I had kid duty this morning (thankfully the nanny has arrived as I was contemplating ritual suicide) but I've got to head to the office and actually do a couple of hours worth of work. From my brief scan of the posts today, you seem to have things well in hand at least for the moment. Keep off the ropes Champ. I suspect its much easier to focus on the attackers when your prey has flown the coup for a weekend of wine & cheese.
 
Okay Ten, I've got a quick JDAM to drop in on the Nude/Graph camp...



Graph and Nude practicing their moves for the next IHB get-together:



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Now back to work as I've only been in the office for five minutes or so.
 
Ten, just say the word, and all your misery can end.



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