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[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209176340]Okay Ten, I've got a quick JDAM to drop in on the Nude/Graph camp...



Graph and Nude practicing their moves for the next IHB get-together:</blockquote>
You forget that Graph and I are old school... you can try and play off that home video of you and ten as being us, but everyone's already seen graph's moves and knows the truth. Let me educate you with a little trip down memory lane. Graph at his first job:

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You guys need to stop being so foolish and guilible.

Can?t believe you fell for that wine & cheese head fake she thru.

That Napa reference was not only completely lame but border-line pathetic.

She?s just posturing.



Hot chicks never make qualifying statements like that.

Does Kobe tell the other team, I?m going to drop 50 on you before the game?

Of course not, dude goes out there and does it.

Same applies to me,



No need for me to tell you that I?ll be at Fury tonight trying to score some delicious tail or that I?ve already taken my daily dose of Valtrex RX for preventive measures.



My point exactly, you have juice, then there?s no need to advertise it.

Like that dude says ?Get ?er dun!?
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209179626]You forget that Graph and I are old school... you can try and play off that home video of you and ten as being us, but everyone's already seen graph's moves and knows the truth. Let me educate you with a little trip down memory lane. Graph at his first job:</blockquote>


Damn Graph needs more activator in that jeri curl...



I used to rock the tables with Kraftwerk. Thanks for that 80's flash back Nuder. Need to get me some Computer Love on .mp3 for the car.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209172014][quote author="24inIrvine" date=1209170093][quote author="acpme" date=1209169322]zovall needs to put in the FAQs a warning to newbies.



<strong>Be careful when using this smiley icon.</strong>



:lol: = "Ten, please undress me with your eyes."</blockquote>


Best post in the thread :lol:</blockquote>




No way, without question

The absolute best post on this thread thus far had to be the guy who fired in asking what a CB was.

Then Ipop proceeds to pull out the Websters and give him the full definition and even shows him how to use it in a sentence.

That was pure 24K gold, still can?t stop laughing!</blockquote>


I missed the whole 3rd page, I figured it was just the same as the 2nd and 4th one. Now that I looked back at it, it looks like I was right. Just more body shots at ten. I haven't seen the knockout yet.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209180652][quote author="Nude" date=1209179626]You forget that Graph and I are old school... you can try and play off that home video of you and ten as being us, but everyone's already seen graph's moves and knows the truth. Let me educate you with a little trip down memory lane. Graph at his first job:</blockquote>


Damn Graph needs more activator in that jeri curl...



I used to rock the tables with Kraftwerk. Thanks for that 80's flash back Nuder. Need to get me some Computer Love on .mp3 for the car.</blockquote>
Come on man, I know you're old now, but if you have to stick with Z&R;, can't you at least go with More Bounce?



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As a former strip club DJ, I tip my hat out of professional courtesy. But you need to school your boy better.



(edited to add the video)
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209163730]

the more I'm convinced you are a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man</blockquote>
<p>




So, exactly what is wrong with balding, soap and water using, middle-aged men?
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209182558]Holy freakin crap, Nude.



"Come on gentlemen, give up for the ladies. They're dancing for yoooouurrrr tips." Cue Whitesnake.



That was you?



Holy freakin crap.</blockquote>
There are two kinds, skek. Type 1 works in clubs with $25k lighting systems and $100k sound systems that move 16 cases of Cristal a week. Type 2 works in crackerboxes with a boom box and a flashlight with colored cellophane that move 16 cases of Bud Light a month. Type 1 makes $100k a year in cash because he is getting tipped by 50 to 75+ women a night and retires after a decade because he can. Type 2 makes enough money to pay his rent and buy the newest 50 Cent CD. Type 1 gets tipped a c-note to play The Doors. Type 2 gets tipped a dollar to play Eminem. I learned the gig in a Type 2 club but my talent, patter, and hustle put me on the mic in top Vegas clubs before I began working as a consultant and opening new properties.
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209179626]Let me educate you with a little trip down memory lane. Graph at his first job:</blockquote>


Now Graph might be able to hump a broom in a dark alley all right, but my boy Ten rocks Fury like the Soulja that he is:



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[quote author="Nude" date=1209183332][quote author="skek" date=1209182558]Holy freakin crap, Nude.



"Come on gentlemen, give up for the ladies. They're dancing for yoooouurrrr tips." Cue Whitesnake.



That was you?



Holy freakin crap.</blockquote>
There are two kinds, skek. Type 1 works in clubs with $25k lighting systems and $100k sound systems that move 16 cases of Cristal a week. Type 2 works in crackerboxes with a boom box and a flashlight with colored cellophane that move 16 cases of Bud Light a month. Type 1 makes $100k a year in cash because he is getting tipped by 50 to 75+ women a night and retires after a decade because he can. Type 2 makes enough money to pay his rent and buy the newest 50 Cent CD. Type 1 gets tipped a c-note to play The Doors. Type 2 gets tipped a dollar to play Eminem. I learned the gig in a Type 2 club but my talent, patter, and hustle put me on the mic in top Vegas clubs before I began working as a consultant and opening new properties.</blockquote>


And type 3.5, which would have been me, spins for the free booze and hot drunk chicks at house and frat parties... :)
 
Ipop,



What the hell are you doing?

Besides singlehandedly bringing down the coolness of this thread.



It?s Soulja Boy Crank That.

You?re about 3 Months too late.

They no longer play that at Fury.

Killa is the hottest and latest jam.



There?s nothing worse than an old guy trying to be cool and dropping incorrect titles and names.

Now get you?re a$$ back to the bench, or start a geezers thread and take it there.

It's not garbage time until I leave for the day, then check yourself into the game got it.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209184882][quote author="Nude" date=1209183332][quote author="skek" date=1209182558]Holy freakin crap, Nude.



"Come on gentlemen, give up for the ladies. They're dancing for yoooouurrrr tips." Cue Whitesnake.



That was you?



Holy freakin crap.</blockquote>
There are two kinds, skek. Type 1 works in clubs with $25k lighting systems and $100k sound systems that move 16 cases of Cristal a week. Type 2 works in crackerboxes with a boom box and a flashlight with colored cellophane that move 16 cases of Bud Light a month. Type 1 makes $100k a year in cash because he is getting tipped by 50 to 75+ women a night and retires after a decade because he can. Type 2 makes enough money to pay his rent and buy the newest 50 Cent CD. Type 1 gets tipped a c-note to play The Doors. Type 2 gets tipped a dollar to play Eminem. I learned the gig in a Type 2 club but my talent, patter, and hustle put me on the mic in top Vegas clubs before I began working as a consultant and opening new properties.</blockquote>


And type 3.5, which would have been me, spins for the free booze and hot drunk chicks at house and frat parties... :)</blockquote>
I was merely dividing "Strip Club DJ's", not excluding the licorice lovers. I have much respect for dance floor DJ's, but if I had to make a comparison I would say that radio jocks are closer to what I was doing.



BTW, your boy just threw you under the bus.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209185889]Ipop,



What the hell are you doing?

Besides singlehandedly bringing down the coolness of this thread.



It?s Soulja Boy Crank That.

You?re about 3 Months too late.

They no longer play that at Fury.

Killa is the hottest and latest jam.



There?s nothing worse than an old guy trying to be cool and dropping incorrect titles and names.

Now get you?re a$$ back to the bench, or start a geezers thread and take it there.

It's not garbage time until I leave for the day, then check yourself into the game got it.</blockquote>


LOL 10, I managed to take a swing at Graph and get in a rabbitt punch on you with the same post. That my friend takes some skill... I'm reading the envy in between the lines of your post.



You are correct though, I don't know my jams any longer. Soulja Boy, 25 Cent, etc. all just noise to me now. I was rollin' with the brothers Big and Rich during lunch. When you get to your Geritol years like me, you want to be able to understand what the hell is being said in the song...



You were a rock star this week dude. Keep it up!
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209186812][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209185889]Ipop,



What the hell are you doing?

Besides singlehandedly bringing down the coolness of this thread.



It?s Soulja Boy Crank That.

You?re about 3 Months too late.

They no longer play that at Fury.

Killa is the hottest and latest jam.



There?s nothing worse than an old guy trying to be cool and dropping incorrect titles and names.

Now get you?re a$$ back to the bench, or start a geezers thread and take it there.

It's not garbage time until I leave for the day, then check yourself into the game got it.</blockquote>


LOL 10, I managed to take a swing at Graph and get in a rabbitt punch on you with the same post. That my friend takes some skill... I'm reading the envy in between the lines of your post.



You are correct though, I don't know my jams any longer. Soulja Boy, 25 Cent, etc. all just noise to me now. I was rollin' with the brothers Big and Rich during lunch. When you get to your Geritol years like me, you want to be able to understand what the hell is being said in the song...



You were a rock star this week dude. Keep it up!</blockquote>


Ipop,



Please don?t take it the wrong way, that was no sucker punch.

But listening to you re-live your days as DJ Johnny Gunz was making me nauseous.

Not to mention that I haven?t the faintest clue what you guys are talking about or the videos you guys are throwing up.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209169555]Graph,



Listen dude, I?m only here to help.

Seriously, you need to get out of your own way.

I can?t have you hanging around me until you stop disappointing chicks with your performance ?issues.?



If you concentrate really hard on those labor and foreclosure stats, you might even be able to last a full three minutes.

Lasting a whole 3 minutes would be a huge step up for you.



Look on the bright side, sure the disappointments are still there, but fewer and far between now.

Since you?re a recent convert to AXE, a few spritzes on it wouldn?t hurt.

Give it a try, nothing to lose, IMO, it could change your life.

Graph let?s face it, for your entire life it?s been Cock-a-doodle DON?T.</blockquote>


Sorry for the delay in getting back to this thread. I had to take care some validations, no performance issues, and kinda lost track of time, but no flights were missed. Not sure if was the Axe, as that seems to be the norm for me, but I do smell good.



Since I started typing this, Ten has posted 13 times, and only spit some game once, 95% of the other posts were him obsessing with CBing, hairy backs, IR2's head, getting skek in his cockpit, sweaty men in just shorts, and his experience with Laotian trannys. It really seems his mind is far from being on babe, and more about impressing the guys.



A true A-playin TenMagnet would have realized there are three 10AAA+++ hotties posting in this thread, and would have rounded the pack of them up, and had them in his lion's den faster Ten's hero Eddie Murphy can get the tranny in his car. He should have been all over that, and just ignored the "noise" around him, but it was more important for him to use reverse psychology about his performance issues, ever balding head, and ever increasing hairy back. My advice... there are drugs, lasers, and doctors to help you with that bro. Once you take care of that, then you can focus on the girls, and not obsess about the guys and trannys.



Judging by the lack of posts from the girls, it seems they have already started to lose interest. Focus Ten, focus on the girls damnit! I know you can do it, and by the time you might ever get to meet them, you will at least have some of your issues resolved, and on your way to being that man in that picture again. You might want to figure out how to work that PM thing, I gave you an invite, and I will personally introduce to all the IHB hotties. Just stand behind a chair, I don't want you to get hurt passing out, because you have never talked to a girl that hot before. Although, it sounds like your wingman Ipop will be there to pick you up/take you to the hospital if needed.



Oh... and do us a favor, beg your mom to let you have internet access at night. GITOC thought it was pretty strange that you don't post at night. Oops, another negative going for 5+5=10magnet.
 
<blockquote>Oh? and do us a favor, beg your mom to let you have internet access at night. GITOC thought it was pretty strange that you don?t post at night. </blockquote>
OK - now that's funny!
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209183332]my talent, patter, and hustle put me on the mic in top Vegas clubs before I began working as a consultant and opening new properties.</blockquote>


I'm not so sure that Capt. Cream's qualifies as a "top Vegas Club."
 
If the girls spinning on the brass pole are wearing Jimmy Choo then it is "top Vegas Club" otherwise their clear lucite platform heels place them at the bottom. Ten probably bought them the lucite heels and tricked the girls by adhering a fake Jimmy Choo label on them.





[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209196550][quote author="Nude" date=1209183332]my talent, patter, and hustle put me on the mic in top Vegas clubs before I began working as a consultant and opening new properties.</blockquote>


I'm not so sure that Capt. Cream's qualifies as a "top Vegas Club."</blockquote>
 
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