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And, where is GITOC? She is another 10AAA+++ hotty, and she hasn't been drawn in by the magnet. Maybe, Ten thought if he had two 5s it would equal a 10. Yet again, another 10 escapes 5+5Magnet.



I'm off to the gym too. I will be the snarky guy in the IHB t-shirt, with all the <em>real</em> 10s swooning for him..
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209108917]Nude, did you notice that one of the instructor's names is ... <a href="http://www.themysterymethod.com/component/option,com_userextras/Itemid,40/task,viewpage/user_id,63/">tenmagnet</a>?



ten, bro, say it ain't so. You didn't just move to OC from Toronto, did you?</blockquote>




No that any me man, no Seacrest or Capt. Metro either

Just a regular guy, giving the rest of those dudes out there some hope.

Unfortunately, I fell for the ?honey? trap today, so everyone piled on.

It was an all around great effort, can?t wait to pay some of you back tomorrow.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209109809]It was an all around great effort, can?t wait to pay some of you back tomorrow.</blockquote>
Well, you are more than welcome to <em>try</em>, but I do hope you come better prepared.
 
I think we all know what Ten's magnet attracts...



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[quote author="skek" date=1209110280]I have to give ten credit. I think he had every 800 pound gorilla on IHB working him over and he took it like a champ. If my turn ever comes, I hope I can do half as well. Fun stuff, everyone.



Once again, IHB has prevented me from earning a living and feeding my family. I know that IHB has saved people hundreds of thousands of dollars by preventing them from making poor home buying decisions. I wonder how many people IHB has sent to financial ruin because they sit around reading and writing posts about Axe and Simba and Jimmy Choo shoes and USC and Laotian trannies and Denny's waitresses?</blockquote>
I can't speak for the rest, and the financial ruin part doesn't apply, but I probably would have come out of retirement by now if it wasn't for IHB so... one?
 
ten, amigo, this is a very sad day for me personally.



Don't get me wrong, I know you're still the rainmaker, but let's face it: you got your s@#$ handed to you today from all sides.



I never thought I'd see it happen. Even Kobe has an off day here and there and is just phoning it in, but you know he's still good for 30.



Please, no excuses. Going with the CB defense is not going to cut it. <strong>An artist never blames his tools.</strong> You've had a plethora of opportunities to make good use of your time today, and it just hasn't been in the cards for you.



If you really want to learn from the master, you should really be paying attention to the lessons of El Guapo's gameplan. <object width="325" height="250"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/youtube" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="325" height="250"></embed></object>
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209111022]Don't get me wrong, I know you're still the rainmaker, but let's face it: you got your s@#$ handed to you today from all sides.



...



Please, no excuses. Going with the CB defense is not going to cut it. <strong>An artist never blames his tools.</strong> You've had a plethora of opportunities to make good use of your time today, and it just hasn't been in the cards for you.</blockquote>
He made a rookie mistake, using the open thread rather than the PM. Had he been confident enough to play it cool and just send her a note, he wouldn't have been ridiculed so harshly. Well, not by us anyway. Maybe he can ask Graph for some pointers on using the PM function, he seems to have some minor success with it.
 
I completely salivate and drool over women who wear them. It is not just a women's weak spot!!!









[quote author="caycifish" date=1209099676][quote author="Nude" date=1209099436]yet you've failed to even hint at every woman's weak spot:

<img src="http://www.jsbeads.com/Beaded-Sandals/JIMMY-CHOO1.jpg" alt="" />

</blockquote>


:exclaim:



<em>caycifish drools</em></blockquote>
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1209121890]This thread is a crack up, but what is a CB?</blockquote>


CB = Male Chicken + Block.



A CB is someone that attempts to prevent or otherwise hinder a playa like Ten from getting his mack on with a potential sexual target. The term is most commonly used as a verb, i.e. CBing, which would of course be the act of hindering the chances of another male obtaining a sexual encounter...
 
wow... i went to out for dinner, come home, check IHB and find THIS...



graph picks up girls at the gym... with his IHB shirt :ohh:



bkshopr has a spot and jimmy choo's hit it right on :wow:



ten's first IHB date is with... skek?? :bug:



and my guess is at some point this evening cayci had a hairdryer to her keyboard.
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209112237]He made a rookie mistake, using the open thread rather than the PM. Had he been confident enough to play it cool and just send her a note, he wouldn't have been ridiculed so harshly. Well, not by us anyway. Maybe he can ask Graph for some pointers on using the PM function, he seems to have some minor success with it.</blockquote>


It really is too bad Ten's mom doesn't let him play on the internet at night, either that or he would have to cut back on the AF tees to afford it, because he might learn how to use the PM function, or better yet find out what that "chat" link will do. That just might revive the IHB after dark chats of the old days.



Eh, who am I kidding? He was pretty slow today, and while he took it like a champ, he could have been quicker on the draw with the comebacks. That wouldn't fly in the chat. I just picture him hunched over the keyboard, when he should be watching the security screens of the Sears he works at, emailing Ipop... "Dude, I need your help! I need a comeback for what Nude, Graph, Cayci, BkShopr, IR2, Prof, oh... damnit... it is a gang of IHBer's attacking me now, said. Come on buddy, I know your busy, but I need your wit, the Axe ain't working." After several similar panicked emails to Ipop, Ipop responds, "Dude, I told you, I have a real job, it requires me to work, and I can't be holding your hand every time this happens. Geez... I have to post the two homes that went into escrow. Now... go find your big boy pants and think of a comeback yourself. I can't be doing this for you, you are becoming way too co-dependent."



Now, I can see him being up on the new music, and I can just picture him replaying the new Death Cab for Cutie song, I will possess your heart.



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"How I wish you could see the potential,

the potential of you and me

It's like a book elegantly bound,

but in a language that you can't read

You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me

And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart



There are days when outside your window,

I see my reflection as I slowly pass

And I long for this mirrored perspective,

when we'll be lovers, lovers at last

You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me

And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart



I will possess your heart



You reject my advances and desperate pleas

I won't let you, let me down so easily, so easily



You gotta spend some time love, you gotta spend some time with me

And I know that you'll find love, I will possess your heart



I will possess your heart"
 
Wow... you all have had quite a night here on the IHB!



And Nude... I think you may have given me my next Avatar:



<img src="http://www.jsbeads.com/Beaded-Sandals/JIMMY-CHOO1.jpg" alt="" />



Too sexy! ;-)
 
Ouch.



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You guys are delusional.

Cayci hit me up first, not the other way around.



Follow the thread and look at the comment timeline.

After my ?Tug? tub comment, she hit me up with I?d like to meet you and a string of smiley faces, clearly indicating ?It was on!? .

Even shot me the ?It?s ok to undress me with your eyes? look.

As I start to close in, dudes start dive bombing comments from every direction.

Couldn?t keep the convo flowing so I lost her for the time being.



Try to get it rolling again, instead of hitting the exits, now everyone is firing in.

Ipop, you?re going to have to roll out to the three-point and set a pick for me like Gasol.

These fools are packing the paint on me and I need some space to maneuver and find my ?stroke? again.

Looks like they?ve got a slight lead, so I need to make up some ground pronto!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209161768]You guys are delusional.

Cayci hit me up first, not the other way around.



Follow the thread and look at the comment timeline.

After my ?Tug? tub comment, she hit me up with I?d like to meet you and a string of smiley faces, clearly indicating ?It was on!? .

Even shot me the ?It?s ok to undress me with your eyes? look.

As I start to close in, dudes start dive bombing comments from every direction.

Couldn?t keep the convo flowing so I lost her for the time being.



Try to get it rolling again, instead of hitting the exits, now everyone is firing in.

Ipop, you?re going to have to roll out to the three-point and set a pick for me like Gasol.

These fools are packing the paint on me and I need some space to maneuver and find my ?stroke? again.

Looks like they?ve got a slight lead, so I need to make up some ground pronto!</blockquote>
Those aren't smiley faces, those are LOL faces. Not even a single wink among them. Since you are too dense to spot it for yourself... she was laughing *AT* you. Much like the guys do when you shower at the gym, and probably for the same reason.
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1209111022]ten, amigo, this is a very sad day for me personally.



Don't get me wrong, I know you're still the rainmaker, but let's face it: you got your s@#$ handed to you today from all sides.



I never thought I'd see it happen. Even Kobe has an off day here and there and is just phoning it in, but you know he's still good for 30.



Please, no excuses. Going with the CB defense is not going to cut it. <strong>An artist never blames his tools.</strong> You've had a plethora of opportunities to make good use of your time today, and it just hasn't been in the cards for you.





IRealtor,



You?ve tasted the canvas 2x before on the main blog thanks to me.

Since you joined the forums it seems time for you to get re-acquainted once again.

You of all people should talk.



The way that hairline is recededing, your 3?2?1.. until chrome dome.

If and when the RE market picks up for you, invest in some plugs man.

Some nice hair plugs and Crest Whitestrips will go a long way to increasing those dismal numbers you keep putting up on the board.



Next!
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209107729][quote author="skek" date=1209107350]<em>skek is crying with laughter at the reference to Laotian trannies in the f-ing Lennar thread. Colleague in the office next door just poked their head in, quite shocked to see I was alone.</em></blockquote>


Yeah, when I saw that, I fell on the floor laughing. Then I thought, my gawd... I never would have thought of something like that, and something like that would have to come from experience.</blockquote>


C?mon Graph give it up,

My tranny comment scored a direct hit and you know it.

You should?ve stayed down bro, but seeing as you how managed to get back up

I?m going to have to work harder to put you away.



Don?t need Ipop?s help, I can fight my own battles.

Just need him to distract a few of you like Nude with a 2.0 posting

so I could launch my counter-attack.
 
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