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<blockquote>No problem, welcome back.

C?mon cashmere sweater, now that?s something my dad would wear.

Screams boring, hopefully you don?t have any daddy issues. I?m not really into clingy chicks.

However, a hot babe wearing a nice, tight, form fitting cashmere sweater = heaven.



Like the fact that you shop at Bebe.

Only chicks with a slammin? body can rock those outfits.

Vegas huh?



You should know on the main blog when IR posted recommendations for publishing his book, my comment was to have his book launching party in Vegas.

There you go girl, great minds think alike.

Told you we have a lot in common. </blockquote>


No daddy issues here...and it's hard to be clingy when I have so many options before me to choose from. And there has been talk of an IHB Vegas trip for some time now...when are we all going? I have some Bebe dresses to wear.



<blockquote>It is becoming more and more clear how Nude landed such a hot wife. </blockquote>


And Nude's wife is, indeed, hot.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209101782][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209098530]Graph,



C?mon admit it, my post was solid gold.

But right now, your timing couldn?t be worse.

The last thing this thread needs is another CB.

My flow was already broken once, I recovered and now you decide to drop in with a bombshell.

We?ll throw-down later, sit back and let me work.</blockquote>


Man... you keep using the CB excuse when it is clearly the lack of snark in your game that is killing your chances. That and you drop the m-word before the Jimmy Choo shoes. Sadly, Nude had to school you on a woman's priorities. It is becoming more and more clear how Nude landed such a hot wife.



Maybe, if you turn the snark up a level, Nude, Eff and I will tell you how we earned our IHB pimp hats.</blockquote>


What are you talking about, using the CB as an excuse?

Calling it exactly what it is CB.

That fool didn?t school me, he just managed to land some lucky punches like you did while my mind had babe on the radar. Big deal!



I?ve never exchanged with her on any thread before.

She ping?d me first, so before I could respond and get any traction the thread becomes a war zone.

I?m taking fire from everywhere. Even Ipop ( God Bless him!) picked the wrong time to chime in.

At least, he listened and cleared out so I could work, Thanks Ipop!



Meanwhile I?m supposed to bring up Jimmy Choo?s, who wears those shoes anyway?

Chicks in high school, soccer moms, whatever.

If, and I mean big ?IF? she even managed to land me, she?d be rocking Manolos.
 
<blockquote>If, and I mean big ?IF? she even managed to land me</blockquote>


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thanks for that, ten. I nearly fell off the couch on that one. ROFL!
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209101782]Sadly, Nude had to school you on a woman's priorities. It is becoming more and more clear how Nude landed such a hot wife.</blockquote>
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209102482]And there has been talk of an IHB Vegas trip for some time now...when are we all going? I have some Bebe dresses to wear.



<blockquote>It is becoming more and more clear how Nude landed such a hot wife.</blockquote>


And Nude's wife is, indeed, hot.</blockquote>
As it so happens, my hot wife and I will be in Vegas this Sunday through Friday, staying at the Venetian (where they have a small Jimmy Choo store) on the company tab. I would've sent out an invite but I know it's tough for people to skip work in the middle of the week. And Graph, just to set the record straight, my wife stole me away from another woman. Since I look more like an arm pit than Brad Pitt, I can only assume that it was the private dinner on a riverboat at sunset, the home made cocoa on a chilly night, the quick bop into Nordstrom's for a new pair of shoes, and the whirlwind vacation to all of SoCal's themeparks that won her over.
 
Hey... Ten... you are the one who keeps bringing up the CB, sounds like you had something else on your radar other than babe.



But, I do see your point, so I will sit back and watch you spit your game. Maybe, I will learn something from you, but I do know that getting arrogant and insulting won't catch this fish.
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209104164]So I was watching Animal Planet, or National Geographic, or Discovery Channel, or some channel the other day, and this show comes on about lions. And the show tells a story about how this young male lion is wandering the savannah, searching for a mate and he happens into territory occupied by a pride of lions. At the head of the pride are these two male lions, who zealously protect their turf. At first, they don't seem to mind the young male lion as he meanders around, drinks from the local watering hole and even takes down a gazelle or two. But then the young male lion makes the mistake of turning his attention towards one of the pride's females. Woah, you should see how fast those two male lions attacked. It was interesting viewing, and a good lesson ... if you are a lion, of course.</blockquote>


So what you are saying is Ten = Simba?



<img src="http://www.ipoplaya.com/simba.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209103891]But, I do see your point, so I will sit back and watch you spit your game.</blockquote>
Seriously? After he offered to stick hooker kicks (Manolo Blahnik's <a href="http://www.manoloblahnik.com/start.html">latest collection</a>) on cayci? You're gonna lay down for this punk? :-/
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209105136][quote author="graphrix" date=1209103891]But, I do see your point, so I will sit back and watch you spit your game.</blockquote>
Seriously? After he offered to stick hooker kicks (Manolo Blahnik's <a href="http://www.manoloblahnik.com/start.html">latest collection</a>) on cayci? You're gonna lay down for this punk? :-/</blockquote>


Awe, thanks you guys for defending my honor. And yeah...I prefer more classic silhouettes in my footwear.



And the Simba post almost made me have to clean spit water off the laptop. :lol:
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209105538][quote author="Nude" date=1209105136][quote author="graphrix" date=1209103891]But, I do see your point, so I will sit back and watch you spit your game.</blockquote>
Seriously? After he offered to stick hooker kicks (Manolo Blahnik's <a href="http://www.manoloblahnik.com/start.html">latest collection</a>) on cayci? You're gonna lay down for this punk? :-/</blockquote>


Awe, thanks you guys for defending my honor. And yeah...I prefer more classic silhouettes in my footwear.



And the Simba post almost made me have to clean spit water off the laptop. :lol:</blockquote>


I've updated ten/simba's portrait a bit to include fave product endorsements... He needs to get his royalties! :)
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209105136][quote author="graphrix" date=1209103891]But, I do see your point, so I will sit back and watch you spit your game.</blockquote>
Seriously? After he offered to stick hooker kicks (Manolo Blahnik's <a href="http://www.manoloblahnik.com/start.html">latest collection</a>) on cayci? You're gonna lay down for this punk? :-/</blockquote>


Lay down? Pahlease... he makes my day more entertaining. It's okay, his mom had to pick him up from his security job at Sears, and she won't let him have online friends at home. So, he will be online tomorrow.



Plus, do you really think Cayci will be attracted to him, when she sees the real Ten?...



http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/images/lion.jpg
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209105933]



I've updated ten/simba's portrait a bit to include fave product endorsements... He needs to get his royalties! :)</blockquote>


<em>caycifish laughs so hard she cries</em>
 
Both those lions are too cute. I think the Buscemi comparison hit closer to the mark...

<img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/Rj0J3C04sDI/AAAAAAAAHmw/pUEwjBJVDUQ/s400/Steve+Buscemi+1z.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209106026]



Plus, do you really think Cayci will be attracted to him, when she sees the real Ten?...



http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/images/lion.jpg</blockquote>


Is that supposed to be me hiding behind the tree?
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209106279][quote author="graphrix" date=1209106026]



Plus, do you really think Cayci will be attracted to him, when she sees the real Ten?...



http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/images/lion.jpg</blockquote>


Is that supposed to be me hiding behind the tree?</blockquote>


Yes, with all that hair and Axe sprayed into it, you have to stand at least 100 feet away, or you will pass out from the over powering smell of an entire can of Axe. He is too cheap to buy the ruffies, so this is his only way to get the girls.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209106279][quote author="graphrix" date=1209106026]



Plus, do you really think Cayci will be attracted to him, when she sees the real Ten?...</blockquote>


Is that supposed to be me hiding behind the tree?</blockquote>


I didn't think you were the Dorothy type Cayci... Ten's vision is more along these lines:



<img src="http://www.ipoplaya.com/cay.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209106690]My guess is that ten is the real deal. Sometimes you can tell who is faking it on the internet, and sometimes you can sense that a person is who they say. I think ten is legit. I'd love to meet him in person.



ten, you say when and where, and I'll buy the first round of Gooses, er, Geese.*



<em>*Disclaimer: when needs to be reasonbly early, and not during bath time, where needs to be somewhere a late 30-something isn't going to be called "grandpa" and "perv", and while skek will buy ten the Goose, skek himself will probably just spend the time nursing a lite beer.*</em></blockquote>


skek, I expect a full report on the authenticity of Mr. TenMagnet. Just who are we dealing with here?
 
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