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meh, I still remember Polo being splashed on every twerp with a 6th grade education in the 80's. Every generation goes through it, I think. Which might explain the resurgence of Old Spice ads.

You want old? I've been wearing this stuff for more than 20 years.

<img src="http://www.strawberrynet.com/images/products/00761730705.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209034238][quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209023370]Good to see Graph get in game with something besides labor force statistics although that was a lovely piece of analysis.</blockquote>
You'll have to excuse Graph, he's finally getting some lovin' and this has seriously reduced his snarkitude. It's a safe bet that when he's at his snarkiest, it's because he hasn't had a "happy ending" recently. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


Don?t fall for Graph?s story about going to Sephora with a chick, where he was a fish out of water, since they don?t carry Vitalis or Stetson.



Anyway, she sent me a text after their ?date?.

It was like 3:30am, she was bored and wanted to head over to my place.

Had to turn down her offer, but she did give me the real story about Graph and Sephora.



Turns out they?re just ?friends?.

She sees him as the brother she never had and she has no idea how he feels.

I asked about Sephora.



Since she sees he has absolutely no luck with chicks (goofy/straight?);

she had a great idea to take him there for a ?make-over.?

The point is, she makes him over and then takes him out to try and help him meet girls.



I can?t help feeling a little sorry for Graph.

Dude is so green when she referred to the ?pleasure trail?, he thought it meant the hair on his back.

Probably need to get that waxed bro, the Yeti look is out.
 
[quote author="NanoWest" date=1209077669]If you really want to impress a woman......you need to have a floating hot tub.



www.tugtub.com</blockquote>


Sweet link.

That picture?s hilarious.

Blondie looks cold though.

It appears as though she maybe looking for something to rub in order to stay warm in the ?Tug? tub.
 
[quote author="NanoWest" date=1209077669]If you really want to impress a woman......you need to have a floating hot tub.



www.tugtub.com</blockquote>
Having spent more time in rivers and lakes during Spring Break than I care to remember, I'm curious if you've thought of adding a trolling motor (think bass boat) to allow people to motorvate around lakes while in the hot tub?
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209076570][quote author="Nude" date=1209034238][quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209023370]Good to see Graph get in game with something besides labor force statistics although that was a lovely piece of analysis.</blockquote>
You'll have to excuse Graph, he's finally getting some lovin' and this has seriously reduced his snarkitude. It's a safe bet that when he's at his snarkiest, it's because he hasn't had a "happy ending" recently. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


Don?t fall for Graph?s story about going to Sephora with a chick, where he was a fish out of water, since they don?t carry Vitalis or Stetson.



Anyway, she sent me a text after their ?date?.

It was like 3:30am, she was bored and wanted to head over to my place.

Had to turn down her offer, but she did give me the real story about Graph and Sephora.



Turns out they?re just ?friends?.

She sees him as the brother she never had and she has no idea how he feels.

I asked about Sephora.



Since she sees he has absolutely no luck with chicks (goofy/straight?);

she had a great idea to take him there for a ?make-over.?

The point is, she makes him over and then takes him out to try and help him meet girls.



I can?t help feeling a little sorry for Graph.

Dude is so green when she referred to the ?pleasure trail?, he thought it meant the hair on his back.

Probably need to get that waxed bro, the Yeti look is out.</blockquote>


Dude, you gotta go easy on Graph. He's making strides. Replacing the Dockers and Toughskins with some nice Kilburn low rises and some BR pin dot chinos. You need to give him a referral for a good facial and manicure/pedicure so he can complete the new look. They can take care of any waxing as necessary there...
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209084155]This thread rules!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



ten, I do hope I get to meet you someday.</blockquote>


Would you agitate him just to see if he can throw out these well rehearsed verses on the spot? Ten bucks says he can't. Although who knows, maybe he is Will from Good Will Hunting.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209084155]This thread rules!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



ten, I do hope I get to meet you someday.</blockquote>


Aww?thanks,

I?m a huge fan of your posts as well.

No need to be shy, feel free to jump in and join the fun.

Are U Single?



I noticed you like to workout, which is a definite plus.

Combine that with your intelligence and smokin? hot looks = marriage material.

Need a trophy wife to go along with the trophy house in Northpark.

Either way, might be a nice change of pace instead of the low self-esteem hotties I normally date.
 
Ten,

We are not sure if we add a motor the tub will need to be registered with the coast guard and all that stuff. We do paddle around from boat to boat in the afternoon........
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209086400][quote author="caycifish" date=1209084155]This thread rules!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



ten, I do hope I get to meet you someday.</blockquote>


Aww?thanks,

I?m a huge fan of your posts as well.

No need to be shy, feel free to jump in and join the fun.

Are U Single?



I noticed you like to workout, which is a definite plus.

Combine that with your intelligence and smokin? hot looks = marriage material.

Need a trophy wife to go along with the trophy house in Northpark.

Either way, might be a nice change of pace instead of the low self-esteem hotties I?m normally date.</blockquote>
Ten, please take this as me trying to save you from certain doom, but you are aiming so high that the sun is going to burn out your retinas. While I admire your willingness to risk it all, she's so far above your class that the closest you'll come to bagging this "trophy" is bagging her groceries. Sure, even Billy Bob Thorton got lucky, but that was before Angelina knew what was what. Cayci's looking for Brad Pitt, and in comparison, you're Steve Buscemi.
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209086804][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209086400]



Aww?thanks,

I?m a huge fan of your posts as well.

No need to be shy, feel free to jump in and join the fun.

Are U Single?



I noticed you like to workout, which is a definite plus.

Combine that with your intelligence and smokin? hot looks = marriage material.

Need a trophy wife to go along with the trophy house in Northpark.

Either way, might be a nice change of pace instead of the low self-esteem hotties I?m normally date.</blockquote>
Ten, please take this as me trying to save you from certain doom, but you are aiming so high that the sun is going to burn out your retinas. While I admire your willingness to risk it all, she's so far above your class that the closest you'll come to bagging this "trophy" is bagging her groceries. Sure, even Billy Bob Thorton got lucky, but that was before Angelina knew what was what. Cayci's looking for Brad Pitt, and in comparison, you're Steve Buscemi.</blockquote>


Oh trust me ten, I am having a ton of fun with this thread. :-) That Thank You button can't come fast enough.



While I am no longer married, and I might someday be looking for a trophy husband, I think Nude's post said everything I would have said, but in a more colorful manner. Thanks Nude! And really, a chick would need low self-esteem to hang with a Steve Buscemi look-alike. A girl's gotta have standards.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209088124][quote author="Nude" date=1209086804][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209086400]



Aww?thanks,

I?m a huge fan of your posts as well.

No need to be shy, feel free to jump in and join the fun.

Are U Single?



I noticed you like to workout, which is a definite plus.

Combine that with your intelligence and smokin? hot looks = marriage material.

Need a trophy wife to go along with the trophy house in Northpark.

Either way, might be a nice change of pace instead of the low self-esteem hotties I?m normally date.</blockquote>
Ten, please take this as me trying to save you from certain doom, but you are aiming so high that the sun is going to burn out your retinas. While I admire your willingness to risk it all, she's so far above your class that the closest you'll come to bagging this "trophy" is bagging her groceries. Sure, even Billy Bob Thorton got lucky, but that was before Angelina knew what was what. Cayci's looking for Brad Pitt, and in comparison, you're Steve Buscemi.</blockquote>


Oh trust me ten, I am having a ton of fun with this thread. :-) That Thank You button can't come fast enough.



While I am no longer married, and I might someday be looking for a trophy husband, I think Nude's post said everything I would have said, but in a more colorful manner. Thanks Nude! And really, a chick would need low self-esteem to hang with a Steve Buscemi look-alike. A girl's gotta have standards.</blockquote>


Don?t listen to Nude

Save me from certain doom, yeah right.

Dude?s trying to push me over the cliff.

Looks like he?s succeeding.



Where the hell did the Steve Buscemi comparison come from?

I?m 1000x hotter than that guy.

The Pittster and I have more in common than you think.

For instance, we both have blue eyes, which according to some study means we?re related.



Not up to your ?standards?, C?mon you can?t be serious.

I?m at the apex of Maslowe?s Hierarchy of a Woman?s Needs.

It doesn?t get any better or higher than that.

So what if most of my thoughts are consumed by the spring clearance sale @ A&F;.

Who among you can blame me for enjoying the exhilarating feel of a fresh off the rack AF72 tee?
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209088935]

Don?t listen to Nude

Save me from certain doom, yeah right.

Dude?s trying to push me over the cliff.

Looks like he?s succeeding.



Where the hell did the Steve Buscemi comparison come from?

I?m 1000x hotter than that guy.

The Pittster and I have more in common than you think.

For instance, we both have blue eyes, which according to some study means we?re related.



Not up to your ?standards?, C?mon you can?t be serious.

I?m at the apex of Maslowe?s Hierarchy of a Woman?s Needs.

It doesn?t get any better or higher than that.

So what if most of my thoughts are consumed by the spring clearance sale @ A&F;.

Who among you can blame me for enjoying the exhilarating feel of a fresh off the rack AF72 tee?</blockquote>
In this image, we see tenmagnet's fate as Nude (#41 in the field, #1 in your hearts) blithely rides on.

<img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics2/Crash-burn.jpg" alt="" />
 
<blockquote>So what if most of my thoughts are consumed by the spring clearance sale @ A&F;.

Who among you can blame me for enjoying the exhilarating feel of a fresh off the rack AF72 tee?</blockquote>


Make that BR or bebe and we almost have something in common, ten.
 
ten might be the author of this book.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness">The Alphabet of Manliness</a>
 
[quote author="acpme" date=1209091243]ten might be the author of this book.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness">The Alphabet of Manliness</a></blockquote>


I think instead Ten is the genius behind <a href="http://www.pac-10poon.blogspot.com/">this web site.</a>.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209092922][quote author="acpme" date=1209091243]ten might be the author of this book.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness">The Alphabet of Manliness</a></blockquote>


I think instead Ten is the genius behind <a href="http://www.pac-10poon.blogspot.com/">this web site.</a>.</blockquote>


Great site.

Unfortunately, HR blocked my access.

Same with my Facebook page.
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209089399][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209088935]

Don?t listen to Nude

Save me from certain doom, yeah right.

Dude?s trying to push me over the cliff.

Looks like he?s succeeding.



Where the hell did the Steve Buscemi comparison come from?

I?m 1000x hotter than that guy.

The Pittster and I have more in common than you think.

For instance, we both have blue eyes, which according to some study means we?re related.



Not up to your ?standards?, C?mon you can?t be serious.

I?m at the apex of Maslowe?s Hierarchy of a Woman?s Needs.

It doesn?t get any better or higher than that.

So what if most of my thoughts are consumed by the spring clearance sale @ A&F;.

Who among you can blame me for enjoying the exhilarating feel of a fresh off the rack AF72 tee?</blockquote>
In this image, we see tenmagnet's fate as Nude (#41 in the field, #1 in your hearts) blithely rides on.

<img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r46/Motorbiker_photos/NewsPics2/Crash-burn.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


Things were really rollin? until you dropped that Buscemi comment.

Nice pic of the crash and burn, although not really necessary given that the damage was already done.

Too bad, I actually thought I could pull it out of the fire.
 
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