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Wow, so many targets so little time.

It?s a little overwhelming, not sure where to begin.

Looks like even Ipop landed a sucker punch.

Gotta start somewhere, here goes....
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209034238][quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209023370]Good to see Graph get in game with something besides labor force statistics although that was a lovely piece of analysis.</blockquote>
You'll have to excuse Graph, he's finally getting some lovin' and this has seriously reduced his snarkitude. It's a safe bet that when he's at his snarkiest, it's because he hasn't had a "happy ending" recently. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


?happy ending?, well at least that explains the Laotian tranny Graph?s been shacking up with.
 
IPO,

Please do not insult my friend Cay. She is sooo much hawter than that .jpg.

Ten's problem is that he is a magnet for 10's (or so he claims), when Cay is clearly a 10++.

He doesn't have a chance.
 
Wait a second, if Ten here is such the magnet, then how is that the hot prof hasn't been drawn to him? I mean, the list for his standards is all there in one hot package of prime 10ness. You have the USC connection, she does 100 mile bike rides, likes to exercise, high self-esteem, intelligent, and just amazingly hot. You would think the two would be naturally drawn to each other, but the magnet seems to be broken.



Hot prof, what say ye?
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209106690]<em>*Disclaimer: when needs to be reasonbly early, and not during bath time, where needs to be somewhere a late 30-something isn't going to be called "grandpa" and "perv", and while skek will buy ten the Goose, skek himself will probably just spend the time nursing a lite beer.*</em></blockquote>


Ah, we live the same life skekker... Watched game 1 of Lakers series with a long-time buddy I have consumed hundreds of gallons of beer with over the years. We sipped on diet coke and water and spent half the time shooing the little ones out of the room so we could hear the damn game.
 
[quote author="profette" date=1209107250]IPO,

Please do not insult my friend Cay. She is sooo much hawter than that .jpg.

Ten's problem is that he is a magnet for 10's (or so he claims), when Cay is clearly a 10++.

He doesn't have a chance.</blockquote>


I've always wanted an excuse to google "sexy witch costume" prof... Thankfully I'm in charge of HR so no one can fire me for violating our Acceptable Use Policy.
 
[quote author="profette" date=1209107250]IPO,

Please do not insult my friend Cay. She is sooo much hawter than that .jpg.

Ten's problem is that he is a magnet for 10's (or so he claims), when Cay is clearly a 10++.

He doesn't have a chance.</blockquote>


Don?t kid yourself,

She?s no different, nor immune.

She?ll turn from nice into nasty.

Just like every other chick my hands touch.
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209107350]<em>skek is crying with laughter at the reference to Laotian trannies in the f-ing Lennar thread. Colleague in the office next door just poked their head in, quite shocked to see I was alone.</em></blockquote>


Yeah, when I saw that, I fell on the floor laughing. Then I thought, my gawd... I never would have thought of something like that, and something like that would have to come from experience.
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209107240]Yes, ma'am. For the record, cayci was the first IHBer I ever met in person, and ten, I can vouch for her authenticity.</blockquote>
<blockquote>

IPO,

Please do not insult my friend Cay. She is sooo much hawter than that .jpg.

Ten?s problem is that he is a magnet for 10?s (or so he claims), when Cay is clearly a 10++.

He doesn?t have a chance. </blockquote>


How sweet of you to say! Thanks guys!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209107670][quote author="profette" date=1209107250]IPO,

Please do not insult my friend Cay. She is sooo much hawter than that .jpg.

Ten's problem is that he is a magnet for 10's (or so he claims), when Cay is clearly a 10++.

He doesn't have a chance.</blockquote>


Don?t kid yourself,

She?s no different, nor immune.

She?ll turn from nice into nasty.

Just like every other chick my hands touch.</blockquote>
Clearly, this thread illustrates it's not the chicks that are nasty.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209107280]Wait a second, if Ten here is such the magnet, then how is that the hot prof hasn't been drawn to him? I mean, the list for his standards is all there in one hot package of prime 10ness. You have the USC connection, she does 100 mile bike rides, likes to exercise, high self-esteem, intelligent, and just amazingly hot. You would think the two would be naturally drawn to each other, but the magnet seems to be broken.



Hot prof, what say ye?</blockquote>


No kidding! Well, wait a minute. Prof is more like a 12, so poor tenmagnet REALLY never had a shot.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209107670]

Don?t kid yourself,

She?s no different, nor immune.

She?ll turn from nice into nasty.

Just like every other chick my hands touch.</blockquote>


Dude, you haven't even seen <em>nasty</em>.



And with that I must run off to the gym to work on my grab-able ass.
 
[quote author="Nude" date=1209108258]Clearly, this thread illustrates it's not the chicks that are nasty.</blockquote>


This thread was a rockin' good time today again. I'll try to war with you tomorrow Ten. Someone's gotta get your back every once in a while.



I'm off to preschool to pick up my boy and then take in some hoops before the bath, books, and bed time ritual... Catch y'all later.
 
skek, I'm pretty sure ten learned everything he knows <a href="http://www.themysterymethod.com/index.php">here</a>.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209108389][quote author="graphrix" date=1209107280]Wait a second, if Ten here is such the magnet, then how is that the hot prof hasn't been drawn to him? I mean, the list for his standards is all there in one hot package of prime 10ness. You have the USC connection, she does 100 mile bike rides, likes to exercise, high self-esteem, intelligent, and just amazingly hot. You would think the two would be naturally drawn to each other, but the magnet seems to be broken.



Hot prof, what say ye?</blockquote>


No kidding! Well, wait a minute. Prof is more like a 12, so poor tenmagnet REALLY never had a shot.</blockquote>


What are you talking about?

Did you see what he wrote- high self-esteem, intelligent; of course our paths would never cross.

Remember my comments earlier about only dating hotties, with low self-esteem, intelligence optional.

There?s no way she fits the profile of the SC sorority girls I dated.
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209108917]Nude, did you notice that one of the instructor's names is ... <a href="http://www.themysterymethod.com/component/option,com_userextras/Itemid,40/task,viewpage/user_id,63/">tenmagnet</a>?

</blockquote>
So, he stole the guys name AND his game? Shabby... better stick with strippers and Denny's waitresses, tenmagnet.
 
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