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<span style="font-size: 13px;"><span style="color: purple;">Oh my goodness, bkshopr, I can't stop laughing about the fake label!</span></span>



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Gosh, I thought I was going to read about Lennar!!!



Nude is a sock of many colors.



The goils left because too much useless testosternone was

being spewed. Guys like to spew testosterone even more

than actually flirt with girls.
 
Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.



There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.
 
i think ten moved. didn't you see his house on the mkt? 1800 e. madison in orange. he must have been in a rush because he left his pink toy behind.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209441599]Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.



There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.</blockquote>


Seriously, stop it. The doctor said if I laugh too hard these plugs aren't going to hold.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209441599]Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.



There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.</blockquote>


Graph,



What happened to you on Friday?

Don?t tell me that your shift at Cheesecake started early.

Way to bounce back after Target let you go.

I saw you logged in numerous times, sneaking a peak at the thumping awaiting you.

Nice how you high tailed it out once the beatin? was delivered.

Solid work on my part though, left you in a diaper, stuck in the fetal position, crying for

mommy!

Hopefully, you?ll get on track soon.

I?ll give you another chance because you?re the slow, ugly kid from the short bus and I?m feeling generous.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209513750][quote author="graphrix" date=1209441599]Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.



There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.</blockquote>


Graph,



What happened to you on Friday?

Don?t tell me that your shift at Cheesecake started early.

Way to bounce back after Target let you go.

I saw you logged in numerous times, sneaking a peak at the thumping awaiting you.

Nice how you high tailed it out once the beatin? was delivered.

Solid work on my part though, left you in a diaper, stuck in the fetal position, crying for

mommy!

Hopefully, you?ll get on track soon.

I?ll give you another chance because you?re the slow, ugly kid from the short bus and I?m feeling generous.</blockquote>


Um... go back to page 4 there buddy. I can repost the beat down I gave you, but does everyone need to see that again? I was wondering what happened to <em>you</em>, and I thought I might have scared you off, but apparently you haven't figured out the page count thing out yet. Eh, what do you expect from USC.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209179746]You guys need to stop being so foolish and guilible.

Can?t believe you fell for that wine & cheese head fake she thru.

That Napa reference was not only completely lame but border-line pathetic.

She?s just posturing.

</blockquote>


Actually, Napa was lovely. Came home with several bottles of wine, and took some beautiful pictures. Calling me lame and pathetic? Awe...ten...did I hurt your wittle feewings?



And awgee, the only thing wrong with being a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man is when you can't own it proudly and instead make up a fake persona on the Internet.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209515413][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209513750][quote author="graphrix" date=1209441599]Man... people aren't posting, I'm bored. Where is tenmagnet? I need some entertainment. Come on Ten, I need you to make a comeback. You had all weekend to think about it, I know you have something good cooking, and I hungry for some snark.



There are only so many jokes I can use for IR2's need for a toupee, and I am saving the good ones for when he gets way out of line.</blockquote>


Graph,



What happened to you on Friday?

Don?t tell me that your shift at Cheesecake started early.

Way to bounce back after Target let you go.

I saw you logged in numerous times, sneaking a peak at the thumping awaiting you.

Nice how you high tailed it out once the beatin? was delivered.

Solid work on my part though, left you in a diaper, stuck in the fetal position, crying for

mommy!

Hopefully, you?ll get on track soon.

I?ll give you another chance because you?re the slow, ugly kid from the short bus and I?m feeling generous.</blockquote>


Um... go back to page 4 there buddy. I can repost the beat down I gave you, but does everyone need to see that again? I was wondering what happened to <em>you</em>, and I thought I might have scared you off, but apparently you haven't figured out the page count thing out yet. Eh, what do you expect from USC.</blockquote>


Sorry Graph, not everyone can attend SC and is A&F;-material like myself.

Let?s face it, you fall into the inferior category.

Don?t worry, just means your going to have to try harder.

In your case, with already three-strikes against you, much harder.

Not only are you dorky, but ugly and out of date as well.





Your trademark Salvation Army look is the first thing that has to go.

Next, we implement mandatory daily man-grooming for you.

Say adios! to your uni-brow and back hair.

Finally, stop trying to score with chicks at Dairy Queen.

It?s pathetic.

The only person interested in you there is Dateline?s Chris Hansen.

You still owe him an interview.



SC = Excellence

Fight On!
 
That is your comeback? Man... that is weak. I'm really disappointed. Is Ipop not responding to your emails again? Or, too many Jaeger bombs over the weekend?



Here is a refresher, I know that must have missed this with that lousy comeback. Even BK's one liner was better than every sentence of yours, if you want to call them sentences.



<blockquote>Sorry for the delay in getting back to this thread. I had to take care some validations, no performance issues, and kinda lost track of time, but no flights were missed. Not sure if was the Axe, as that seems to be the norm for me, but I do smell good.



Since I started typing this, Ten has posted 13 times, and only spit some game once, 95% of the other posts were him obsessing with CBing, hairy backs, IR2?s head, getting skek in his cockpit, sweaty men in just shorts, and his experience with Laotian trannys. It really seems his mind is far from being on babe, and more about impressing the guys.



A true A-playin TenMagnet would have realized there are three 10AAA+++ hotties posting in this thread, and would have rounded the pack of them up, and had them in his lion?s den faster Ten?s hero Eddie Murphy can get the tranny in his car. He should have been all over that, and just ignored the ?noise? around him, but it was more important for him to use reverse psychology about his performance issues, ever balding head, and ever increasing hairy back. My advice? there are drugs, lasers, and doctors to help you with that bro. Once you take care of that, then you can focus on the girls, and not obsess about the guys and trannys.



Judging by the lack of posts from the girls, it seems they have already started to lose interest. Focus Ten, focus on the girls damnit! I know you can do it, and by the time you might ever get to meet them, you will at least have some of your issues resolved, and on your way to being that man in that picture again. You might want to figure out how to work that PM thing, I gave you an invite, and I will personally introduce to all the IHB hotties. Just stand behind a chair, I don?t want you to get hurt passing out, because you have never talked to a girl that hot before. Although, it sounds like your wingman Ipop will be there to pick you up/take you to the hospital if needed.



Oh? and do us a favor, beg your mom to let you have internet access at night. GITOC thought it was pretty strange that you don?t post at night. Oops, another negative going for 5+5=10magnet.</blockquote>


Excellence would have a better comeback, or USC will be calling to take your degree back, and after 8 years there to get your BA, you don't want to lose it.
 
<em>"Eh, what do you expect from USC."</em>



<strong><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">graphcakes,

I await your apology.</span></span></strong>
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209519053][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209179746]You guys need to stop being so foolish and guilible.

Can?t believe you fell for that wine & cheese head fake she thru.

That Napa reference was not only completely lame but border-line pathetic.

She?s just posturing.

</blockquote>


Actually, Napa was lovely. Came home with several bottles of wine, and took some beautiful pictures. Calling me lame and pathetic? Awe...ten...did I hurt your wittle feewings?



And awgee, the only thing wrong with being a balding, soap and water using, middle-aged man is when you can't own it proudly and instead make up a fake persona on the Internet.</blockquote>


What are you talking about?

Middle-aged dudes with fake personas, that?s your demographic not mine.

You said it yourself.

You?re the one that likes to date old, BR Sweater vest wearing guys.

Go back and read some of my comments, you?ll learn something.

Skip the part about Valtrex.

I called your Napa reference lame and pathetic not you.

Please differentiate.



Sorry, this isn?t Extreme Makeover or the Swan.

Don?t have time to help you ?update? your look or help you create an attractive persona.

Try watching ANTM.

My plate is full with all the miracle work I?m doing with Graph right now.



Pinot Grigio = Boring!

C?mon, get with it.

This is the OC

All the hotties are drinking skinny girl margaritas.

You would know that if you went out more.

Try ?younger? venues for a change.

Good luck, hopefully with my suggestions you?ll turn it out.



Also, change the CD in your car, ?Don?t Cha? was a hit back in ?04.

Time to update!
 
[quote author="profette" date=1209521051]<em>"Eh, what do you expect from USC."</em>



<strong><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">graphcakes,

I await your apology.</span></span></strong></blockquote>


Profette, OMG!

Didn?t know you were a Delta Gamma at SC.



What a small, small world.

I knew I recognized those words somewhere, from your previous comments

?Just say the word Ten?

Where have I heard that before?



Sorry things didn?t workout and I never returned any of your numerous calls after that night.

Lost your number? Ooops!

Anyway, how you holding up these days.

Sounds like you?ve dropped some lbs. since then.

That freshman fifteen can be a real killer girl

Good for you.

PM me, maybe we?ll do a run, some plank execises, possibly grab a smoothy afterwards.

Holla!



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<span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">Ten,

You have clearly confused me with someone else. We've never met. Given the nature of your comments,

it is unlikely that we will. I await your apology as well.</span></span>
 
[quote author="profette" date=1209521051]<em>"Eh, what do you expect from USC."</em>



<strong><span style="color: purple;"><span style="font-size: 13px;">graphcakes,

I await your apology.</span></span></strong></blockquote>


Sorry babe. Allow me to clarify... Eh, what do you expect from someone who took 8 years to get their BA at USC from.



No offense to those who achieved bachelor, graduate level degrees and/or PhDs. from USC in a normal time frame.



This snarkfest is about to get good. It looks like Ten had way too many Jaeger bombs this weekend, his creativity is on the low side, and he could use some new material.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209521761]



Profette, OMG!

Didn?t know you were a Delta Gamma at SC.



What a small, small world.

I knew I recognized those words somewhere, from your previous comments

?Just say the word Ten?

Where have I heard that before?



Sorry things didn?t workout and I never returned any of your numerous calls after that night.

Lost your number? Ooops!

Anyway, how you holding up these days.

Sounds like you?ve dropped some lbs. since then.

That freshman fifteen can be a real killer girl

Good for you.

PM me, maybe we?ll do a run, some plank execises, possibly grab a smoothy afterwards.

Holla!



</blockquote>


Gasp! I am offended on prof's behalf! With all that running and biking she does, her ass puts mine to shame...and looks nothing nothing like the one above. And since you probably were still dealing with that freshman 15 yourself back then, I doubt the hawt prof-to-be would have given you the time of day.
 
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