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Don't worry about Ten. I've got what he <em>needs.</em>.. ;-)



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He'll be back in the game in no time!
 
Or maybe...
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[quote author="profette" date=1209605364]Don't worry about Ten. I've got what he <em>needs.</em>.. ;-)



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He'll be back in the game in no time!</blockquote>




Thanks, appreciate the recognition.

And you remembered the Sugar-Free, awww..so sweet.

I <3 Profette

Sorry about skipping the slumber party.

Since I cancelled on her Make-A-Wish date, looks like our drunken three-way with Cayci is out.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209611853]





Thanks, appreciate the recognition.

And you remembered the Sugar-Free, awww..so sweet.

I <3 Profette

Sorry about skipping the slumber party.

Since I cancelled on her Make-A-Wish date, looks like our drunken three-way with Cayci is out.</blockquote>


Sorry buddy, graph already called first dibbs on that one.
 
[quote author="SacRenter" date=1209592777]<strong>Mr. Tenmagnet </strong>may have struck out with the young 10+++ crowd of ladies, but us minivan driving soccer moms are quietly sitting on the sidelines cheering him on. Of course, we're also the same people who keep Dr. Phil and Montel on the air so perhaps <strong>ten</strong> won't be impressed with our admiration of him.



Us desperate housewives are past the point of minding a little Jerry Springer smackdown and years of dealing with the bodily fluids of young uns' have left us indifferent to bald spots and love handles.



So up and at 'em,<strong> ten</strong>!!! You've got alot of ground to get back today and we're counting on you!</blockquote>




Aww....Your making me blush!

Thanks for the recognition.

To be honest, most of my fans are here in OC, with a small contingent in LA.

Fear not though, I will take starting a Sac-Town chapter under serious consideration.

Keep checking this thread for important updates and announcements.



With regards to a road-trip, don?t know Stevie but I am familiar with LL (Lindsay Lohan)

<img src="http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070809/070809_lohan_vmed_3p.widec.jpg" alt="" />



So if you want to round her up with some friends, yeah I?m down.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209613209][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209611853]





Thanks, appreciate the recognition.

And you remembered the Sugar-Free, awww..so sweet.

I <3 Profette

Sorry about skipping the slumber party.

Since I cancelled on her Make-A-Wish date, looks like our drunken three-way with Cayci is out.</blockquote>


Sorry buddy, graph already called first dibbs on that one.</blockquote>


Yeah, I forgot you missed Friday?s post.

Go back to Page 3, comment #169.



Let me bring you up to speed, among a myriad of other problems Graph lacks ?stamina?.

This explains why women refer to him as the three-minute man.

Cock-a-doodle-DON?T summed it up nicely.



Anyway, prepare to be disappointed, which by now is probably the daily norm for you.

Graph?s making strides.

We still need to update his ?Walmart Greeter? look.

Soon as he ditches those pleated khakis, he?s ready to venture out.
 
[quote author="profette" date=1209605364]Don't worry about Ten. I've got what he <em>needs.</em>.. ;-) He'll be back in the game in no time!</blockquote>


prof, you're a brave one. look what one "hehe you're funny i'd like to meet you one day" from cayci started. you just jumped into the lions den!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209615193][quote author="SacRenter" date=1209592777]<strong>Mr. Tenmagnet </strong>may have struck out with the young 10+++ crowd of ladies, but us minivan driving soccer moms are quietly sitting on the sidelines cheering him on. Of course, we're also the same people who keep Dr. Phil and Montel on the air so perhaps <strong>ten</strong> won't be impressed with our admiration of him.



Us desperate housewives are past the point of minding a little Jerry Springer smackdown and years of dealing with the bodily fluids of young uns' have left us indifferent to bald spots and love handles.



So up and at 'em,<strong> ten</strong>!!! You've got alot of ground to get back today and we're counting on you!</blockquote>




Aww....Your making me blush!

Thanks for the recognition.

To be honest, most of my fans are here in OC, with a small contingent in LA.

Fear not though, I will take starting a Sac-Town chapter under serious consideration.

Keep checking this thread for important updates and announcements.



With regards to a road-trip, don?t know Stevie but I am familiar with LL (Lindsay Lohan)

<img src="http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070809/070809_lohan_vmed_3p.widec.jpg" alt="" />



So if you want to round her up with some friends, yeah I?m down.</blockquote>


why why why do you have to add these bad pictures?
 
well bad picture of LL, (not that you could find a good picture of her in the last 5 years) but also his USC pic above that he has brought to two threads.



I expect pics of ten's not five's from mr. tenmagnet
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209616395]

Yeah, I forgot you missed Friday?s post.

Go back to Page 3, comment #169.



Let me bring you up to speed, among a myriad of other problems Graph lacks ?stamina?.

This explains why women refer to him as the three-minute man.

Cock-a-doodle-DON?T summed it up nicely.



Anyway, prepare to be disappointed, which by now is probably the daily norm for you.

Graph?s making strides.

We still need to update his ?Walmart Greeter? look.

Soon as he ditches those pleated khakis, he?s ready to venture out.</blockquote>


Eh, according to the <a href="http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc">calculator</a> posted in another thread, I just burned 261 calories, and now I am off to the gym. And, the night has only begun.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209629507][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209616395]

Yeah, I forgot you missed Friday?s post.

Go back to Page 3, comment #169.



Let me bring you up to speed, among a myriad of other problems Graph lacks ?stamina?.

This explains why women refer to him as the three-minute man.

Cock-a-doodle-DON?T summed it up nicely.



Anyway, prepare to be disappointed, which by now is probably the daily norm for you.

Graph?s making strides.

We still need to update his ?Walmart Greeter? look.

Soon as he ditches those pleated khakis, he?s ready to venture out.</blockquote>


Eh, according to the <a href="http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc">calculator</a> posted in another thread, I just burned 261 calories, and now I am off to the gym. And, the night has only begun.</blockquote>


Apparently graph, the smaller the member one has, the more calories burned...



<a href="http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm">Sex Calorie Counter</a>
 
From the link:



<blockquote>Sliding around 9 calories

Serious Skidding 12 calories

Full cartwheel 20 calories</blockquote>


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hysterical!



<blockquote>Apparently graph, the smaller the member one has, the more calories burned?</blockquote>


On another note...well graph, by one measure it looks like you over-estimated your calorie burn by 253. Oh and by the same method of calculation, ten, it looks like you don't need that spin class after all.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209639811]On another note...well graph, by one measure it looks like you over-estimated your calorie burn by 253. Oh and by the same method of calculation, ten, it looks like you don't need that spin class after all.</blockquote>


I think graph was dead on cayci. I figure this is how he totaled up his 261:



Teensy-weensy: 163 calories

Standing position with a woman one foot taller than himself: 90 calories

Premature during foreplay followed by some sniveling: 3 calories + 5 calories for a total of 8



Viola, graph was right about that calorie count! :)
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1209644039][quote author="caycifish" date=1209639811]On another note...well graph, by one measure it looks like you over-estimated your calorie burn by 253. Oh and by the same method of calculation, ten, it looks like you don't need that spin class after all.</blockquote>


I think graph was dead on cayci. I figure this is how he totaled up his 261:



Teensy-weensy: 163 calories

Standing position with a woman one foot taller than himself: 90 calories

Premature during foreplay followed by some sniveling: 3 calories + 5 calories for a total of 8



Viola, graph was right about that calorie count! :)</blockquote>






Are you sure this calculator is correct?

Graph?s category ?Working up a sweat but never being able to satisfy her? is not listed.
 
<blockquote>Real 27 calories

Faked 160 calories </blockquote>


Hey ten! According to that site your partners don't need that spin class either.
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209639811]From the link:



<blockquote>Sliding around 9 calories

Serious Skidding 12 calories

Full cartwheel 20 calories</blockquote>


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Hysterical!



<blockquote>Apparently graph, the smaller the member one has, the more calories burned?</blockquote>


On another note...well graph, by one measure it looks like you over-estimated your calorie burn by 253. Oh and by the same method of calculation, ten, it looks like you don't need that spin class after all.</blockquote>




Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209685015]





Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.</blockquote>


So you prefer Frederick's instead? Agent Provocateur? Or perhaps you are a La Perla kind of guy...
 
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