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[quote author="caycifish" date=1209688232][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209685015]





Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.</blockquote>


So you prefer Frederick's instead? Agent Provocateur? Or perhaps you are a La Perla kind of guy...</blockquote>


Nah, he prefers a wife-beater tank and some boy shorts, and Dominoes pizza stains are not a problem for him. You see, he thinks the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&q=trailer+park&near=Irvine,+CA&fb=1&cid=33687343,-117771126,13013567182911551972&li=lmd&z=14&t=m">meadows here</a> are what we mean by North-Park, and he is hoping to move up to that double wide.



It looks like CF would burn more calories by alphabetizing his CD collection, and it is safe to say teensymagnet could skip out on that spin class. Of course this would assume that he ever would have a chance, and I would rather bet that the housing market will return to 2005 days, than teensymagnet ever having a chance with CF. The more teensymagnet insults CF and the other IHB hotties, the more he shoots himself in the foot.



Hey, at least plane fights to Cow Town on Southwest are cheap. Wanna get away?
 
<blockquote>Hey, at least plane fights to Cow Town on Southwest are cheap. Wanna get away? </blockquote>


I don't know, <strong>graph</strong>. <strong> Ten </strong>lost alot of yardage with his misread of the "Lindsay and Stevie circa '75" comment. The Bunco Babe crowd can tolerate dumb as long as it's smart enough to stay quiet. Confusing Lindsay Buckingham with Lindsey Lohan may be unforgiveable even among the SacTown early menopausal club.



It's ok...happens more than you might think. They're young and cute and as long as they keep their mouths shut they're fine. Unfortunately they too often forget that we don't want them for their brains and they start talking and then the illusion is bust.



Sorry, <strong>ten</strong>. You showed some real promise as a boy toy for some bored stepford wives. Maybe if you TiVo the "I Love the 70's" and "I Love the 80's" you could bring your game up to a level where we'd be willing to pass you around for some afternoon delight.
 
[quote author="SacRenter" date=1209696430]



It's ok...happens more than you might think. They're young and cute and as long as they keep their mouths shut they're fine. Unfortunately they too often forget that we don't want them for their brains and they start talking and then the illusion is bust.



Sorry, <strong>ten</strong>. You showed some real promise as a boy toy for some bored stepford wives. Maybe if you TiVo the "I Love the 70's" and "I Love the 80's" you could bring your game up to a level where we'd be willing to pass you around for some afternoon delight.</blockquote>


ROFL!!!



Next season on Bravo: The Real Housewives of SacTown: Bunco, Boredom and Boy Toys
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209688232][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209685015]





Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.</blockquote>


So you prefer Frederick's instead? Agent Provocateur? Or perhaps you are a La Perla kind of guy...</blockquote>




Wow, sorry I ever under-estimated you.

La Perla all the way.

The fact that you thru that out there speaks volumes, big props!

You win that one, no contest!
 
[quote author="SacRenter" date=1209696430]<blockquote>Hey, at least plane fights to Cow Town on Southwest are cheap. Wanna get away? </blockquote>


I don't know, <strong>graph</strong>. <strong> Ten </strong>lost alot of yardage with his misread of the "Lindsay and Stevie circa '75" comment. The Bunco Babe crowd can tolerate dumb as long as it's smart enough to stay quiet. Confusing Lindsay Buckingham with Lindsey Lohan may be unforgiveable even among the SacTown early menopausal club.



It's ok...happens more than you might think. They're young and cute and as long as they keep their mouths shut they're fine. Unfortunately they too often forget that we don't want them for their brains and they start talking and then the illusion is bust.



Sorry, <strong>ten</strong>. You showed some real promise as a boy toy for some bored stepford wives. Maybe if you TiVo the "I Love the 70's" and "I Love the 80's" you could bring your game up to a level where we'd be willing to pass you around for some afternoon delight.</blockquote>


Never said I was perfect.

I don?t really like or watch those throw-back shows.

When I was a kid one of my favorite shows was Beverly Hills 90210.

Really inspired me to go for it in life.



Like watching Real Housewives, thought the single one, Bethanny from NYC was decent looking for an older gal.

Must admit she? got a killer body, stacked and lean (Me likey).

Looked fantastic in a bikini (her plastic surgeon should be commended) in the Miami Beach episode.

Big fan of Workout, see my comments under the Mud Run and IHB Singles thread
 
[quote author="skek" date=1209697696]SacRenter is on fire! She is single handedly saving this thread from oblivion.</blockquote>


I concur. SacRenter has been the rainmaker of late... Nice job SR!
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1209692597][quote author="caycifish" date=1209688232][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209685015]





Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.</blockquote>


So you prefer Frederick's instead? Agent Provocateur? Or perhaps you are a La Perla kind of guy...</blockquote>


Nah, he prefers a wife-beater tank and some boy shorts, and Dominoes pizza stains are not a problem for him. You see, he thinks the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&q=trailer+park&near=Irvine,+CA&fb=1&cid=33687343,-117771126,13013567182911551972&li=lmd&z=14&t=m">meadows here</a> are what we mean by North-Park, and he is hoping to move up to that double wide.



It looks like CF would burn more calories by alphabetizing his CD collection, and it is safe to say teensymagnet could skip out on that spin class. Of course this would assume that he ever would have a chance, and I would rather bet that the housing market will return to 2005 days, than teensymagnet ever having a chance with CF. The more teensymagnet insults CF and the other IHB hotties, the more he shoots himself in the foot.



Hey, at least plane fights to Cow Town on Southwest are cheap. Wanna get away?</blockquote>


Look Graph,

Now that Cayci knows my gym schedule and the fact that I love chicks that rock La Perla.

She?s throwing me that ?gettable? girl next door vibe once again

Pray for my safety.



Oh, do me a favor, put your tongue back in your mouth
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209697345][quote author="caycifish" date=1209688232][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209685015]





Stop trying to memorize my gym schedule so you can hook up with me.

And no you can?t come over wearing your Victoria Secrets and alphabetize my cd collection.</blockquote>


So you prefer Frederick's instead? Agent Provocateur? Or perhaps you are a La Perla kind of guy...</blockquote>




Wow, sorry I ever under-estimated you.

La Perla all the way.

The fact that you thru that out there speaks volumes, big props!

You win that one, no contest!</blockquote>


Just a shot in the dark here, by no means am I an expert.

Date alot of hot chicks, so I?m guessing the La Perla white-satin thong.

If so, one of my favorites, excellent choice!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209703365][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209697345]





Wow, sorry I ever under-estimated you.

La Perla all the way.

The fact that you thru that out there speaks volumes, big props!

You win that one, no contest!</blockquote>


Just a shot in the dark here, by no means am I an expert.

Date alot of hot chicks, so I?m guessing the La Perla white-satin thong.

If so, one of my favorites, excellent choice!</blockquote>


Honestly, I find plain white underwear boring. And white satin screams "wedding night" a little too much for my taste. Sounds like you date the "marry him...hopefully without a prenup" sort. You are more likely to find me in black, blue or pink.



That will have to be your last taste of me for the weekend...another getaway calls! I <3 NYC!



And you can put your tongue back in your mouth as well. :coolsmirk:
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209705956][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209703365][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209697345]





Wow, sorry I ever under-estimated you.

La Perla all the way.

The fact that you thru that out there speaks volumes, big props!

You win that one, no contest!</blockquote>


Just a shot in the dark here, by no means am I an expert.

Date alot of hot chicks, so I?m guessing the La Perla white-satin thong.

If so, one of my favorites, excellent choice!</blockquote>


Honestly, I find plain white underwear boring. And white satin screams "wedding night" a little too much for my taste. Sounds like you date the "marry him...hopefully without a prenup" sort. You are more likely to find me in black, blue or pink.



And you can put your tongue back in your mouth as well. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


I?m completely fine with those other colors black and pink.

Black is real hot, especially on brunettes

Are you a blonde or brunette?



Pink means your adventuresome, like that.

Don?t see much blue, some teal now and again.

White satin is hot and looks great now that we have the summer weather.

Swimsuit season is here so everyone?s tan.

Still hit the Mystic a couple times a week, just to ensure it?s on point.



Do you mainly go with La Perla or change it up from time to time?
 
[quote author="caycifish" date=1209705956][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209703365][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209697345]





Wow, sorry I ever under-estimated you.

La Perla all the way.

The fact that you thru that out there speaks volumes, big props!

You win that one, no contest!</blockquote>


Just a shot in the dark here, by no means am I an expert.

Date alot of hot chicks, so I?m guessing the La Perla white-satin thong.

If so, one of my favorites, excellent choice!</blockquote>


Honestly, I find plain white underwear boring. And white satin screams "wedding night" a little too much for my taste. Sounds like you date the "marry him...hopefully without a prenup" sort. You are more likely to find me in black, blue or pink.



That will have to be your last taste of me for the weekend...another getaway calls! I <3 NYC!



And you can put your tongue back in your mouth as well. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>






I appreciate your concern but my tongue is already in my mouth.

No need to worry about me.

Talk to and land hot chicks all day long, it?s who I am and what I do.

Just making the most of my God-given abilities.

You should be worried about Graph though, dude?s probably put a knife to his wrist by now.



Are you Bethanny from NYC?
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209707327]dude?s probably put a knife to his wrist by now.

</blockquote>


I'm about to do the same. Please, wrap it up already.
 
[quote author="Daedalus" date=1209718954][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1209707327]dude?s probably put a knife to his wrist by now.

</blockquote>


I'm about to do the same. Please, wrap it up already.</blockquote>


Unlike you, Her life has a purpose.

She?s about to post a video of her modeling her favorite pink pair for us.



Chill out, sit back and prepare to envision a goddess.

Show some dignity man, even the mighty Governor of New York was brought down by this.
 
Someone has to say it: "If ya always gotta talk about it, ya probably ain't got it and ya probably ain't gonna get it."
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1209777338]Someone has to say it: "If ya always gotta talk about it, ya probably ain't got it and ya probably ain't gonna get it."</blockquote>


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[quote author="awgee" date=1209777338]Someone has to say it: "If ya always gotta talk about it, ya probably ain't got it and ya probably ain't gonna get it."</blockquote>


Hahaha! After Awgee's post. It got quiet in here. :lol: So there's is some truth to this 'saying'?
 
[quote author="reason" date=1209801688][quote author="awgee" date=1209777338]Someone has to say it: "If ya always gotta talk about it, ya probably ain't got it and ya probably ain't gonna get it."</blockquote>


Hahaha! After Awgee's post. It got quiet in here. :lol: So there's is some truth to this 'saying'?</blockquote>


C?mon, be serious.

It went quiet because Cayci left and Graph is still suffering from battle fatigue.

It will pick up once those two are back, don?t you worry.

Awgee is has no clue what?s taken place here.

No one mentioned Playtex, which is all he knows.

My comments are the closest he?ll ever come to understanding and achieving glory.
 
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