Irvine: TOO MANY stuck up neighbors!!!

[reason_IHB]

Let the record show. That I am all for "law and order".

 

[Trooper_IHB]

<p>ok reason, that's good....we can deputize you if need be. </p>

<p>Deputy reason....that has a nice ring to it !</p>

 

[reason_IHB]

Thanks! I would like to start out as a lieutenant. I am more of a desk person. Hahaha.

 

[reason_IHB]

Afraid of firearms. That reminds me. Back in my college years. The FBI came to class to recruit accountants. I waited till after the lecture and approached the agent. I asked him, "Umm, as an accountant. Are we required to carry guns?".......He looked shock and answered, "Yes."......I told him, "Oh no. Then this is not for me." Hahaha!

 

[profette_IHB]

<p>Troop,</p>

<p>I'm not sure we can trust the boys to police their own. We need an all chick patrol.</p>

 

[EvaLSeraphim_IHB]

More pink handcuffs!

 

[reason_IHB]

<p>prof.</p>

<p></p>

 

[Trooper_IHB]

WoOt ! Who wants a pair....we're hiring !

 

[profette_IHB]

<p>Reason,</p>

<p>You're not foolin' anyone.</p>

 

[profette_IHB]

<p>Troop,</p>

<p>I want a pair! What do I have to do to earn it?</p>

 

[Trooper_IHB]

wow.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

 

[profette_IHB]

<p>Troop,</p>

<p>I'm a quick study! </p>

 

[reason_IHB]

<p></p>

 

[Trooper_IHB]

Well, first of all, live close to the stop sign in question. Second, be brave. Third, be prepared to make a shitload of money doing nothing. Fourth, look good in a uniform !

 

[IrvineCommuter_IHB]

Trooper, that list should be on the recruiting poster.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

IC. Good call. I'll have Nude whip (!) something up. IHB PD is now hiring ! I, of course, will be Chief.

 

[Nude_IHB]

My fees are high Trooper and, with the dollar falling so quickly, I'm not inclined to accept fiat paper as payment. How, exactly, do you intend to secure my services?

 

[awgee_IHB]

<p>All this talk of handcuffs, uniforms, and now whips. It makes my head spin. </p>

<p>In our neighborhood, cars are not allowed to park in the street overnight, with some exceptions.</p>

<p>I grew up at the beach in Manhattan Beach and if I had to move my car on a weekend in the summer, I would take my bicycle in the car with me. Upon returning home, I would park a half mile or more from home, get out the bike, and ride the rest of the way home.</p>

 

[CalGal_IHB]

<p>awgee - a surfer dude! Ride any waves lately? </p>

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