2453 Riverside Dr. New Floral Park Foreclosure

NEW -> Contingent Buyer Assistance Program
[quote author="irvine_home_owner" date=1234233825][quote author="bkshopr" date=1234229720]Graph,



I forgot what the symbols represent. I did use the "search" button for one of Socal's previous posts.</blockquote>
[P]reforeclosure

[A]uction

ank owned.



More info here:

<a href="http://www.foreclosureradar.com/ca_foreclosure_process.php">http://www.foreclosureradar.com/ca_foreclosure_process.php</a>



So is this house near BK? I'll buy it so I can build a 3-car wide garage in the front... hehe.</blockquote>


Sorry, The entire neighborhood will be protected under the Historic Landmarks US Department of Interiors. Frontal garages are outlawed and considered detrimental to the aesthetic integrity of the historic neighborhood. Only a small handful of virgin neighborhoods are left in OC and they are not immuned to the "Frontal Garage Rapists".
 
[quote author="irvine_home_owner" date=1234234688][quote author="SoCal78" date=1234233912]

Edit: Oops, sorry, IHO.</blockquote>
Now you owe me a Coke too.</blockquote>


<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-black-cat-coke-box.jpg" alt="" />
 
Does anyone want to take a guess at these two questions?



What will the final sales price be?

How long will it take to sell (and close)?
 
[quote author="tmare" date=1234234079][quote author="NoWowway" date=1234231916]Bkshpr,



I hear you. Though those great exclusive neighborhoods don't seem all that great when you can't get water to them during fire season or the police don't show up consistently when called. If you can buy the home NEXT to the mayor, you're probably gold.</blockquote>




These neighborhoods actually are nothing like this, no water problem (not high in the hills) and the police are much quicker to respond than in other parts of the city (of course, the mayor lives in Floral Park!)</blockquote>




So how did the gang of ner-do-wells manage to camp in the BK house, then? If the neighbors are so connected, they should have had the sheriff there to remove them. Has the neighborhood watch gone dormant?
 
[quote author="tmare" date=1234235475]Does anyone want to take a guess at these two questions?



What will the final sales price be?

How long will it take to sell (and close)?</blockquote>


Buyer will be from Westpark living in a Stan Pac Home.

Final Price would be 80% of asking price.

Ugly unfinished front yard would be demolished to make room for an uglier 3 car frontal garage with full driveway.

It will be sold in one week after I moved.
 
[quote author="freedomCM" date=1234235774][quote author="tmare" date=1234234079][quote author="NoWowway" date=1234231916]Bkshpr,



I hear you. Though those great exclusive neighborhoods don't seem all that great when you can't get water to them during fire season or the police don't show up consistently when called. If you can buy the home NEXT to the mayor, you're probably gold.</blockquote>




These neighborhoods actually are nothing like this, no water problem (not high in the hills) and the police are much quicker to respond than in other parts of the city (of course, the mayor lives in Floral Park!)</blockquote>




So how did the gang of ner-do-wells manage to camp in the BK house, then? If the neighbors are so connected, they should have had the sheriff there to remove them. Has the neighborhood watch gone dormant?</blockquote>


Well the Ner-do wells' junky cars are all hidden in the rear garage and the front of the house is kept nice and tidy. The neighbors could not find a reason to file a compliant. The missing delicious dogs and cats in the neighborhood I just blame the Coyotes coming down from the creek behind the neighborhood.
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1234235983][quote author="tmare" date=1234235475]Does anyone want to take a guess at these two questions?



What will the final sales price be?

How long will it take to sell (and close)?</blockquote>


Buyer will be from Westpark living in a Stan Pac Home.

Final Price would be 80% of asking price.

Ugly unfinished front yard would be demolished to make room for an uglier 3 car frontal garage with full driveway.

It will be sold in one week after I moved.</blockquote>


I think BK's warriors would prevent the 3CG from ever going up, chanting the UnderArmour tagline.



<img src="http://www.friendlyplanet.com/images/china-terracotta-warriors-big.jpg" alt="" />
 
Man, I would love to buy this house. I can't imagine that the discount for the condition could in any way make up for the amount of money to fix it up (and the money for the rental while the work is being done). By the time the renovations were complete, the house would be worth less than you paid for it AND you will have dumped in another 300K. I say $650K and it will take another 8 months minimum to close the deal.
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1234236513][quote author="bkshopr" date=1234235983][quote author="tmare" date=1234235475]Does anyone want to take a guess at these two questions?



What will the final sales price be?

How long will it take to sell (and close)?</blockquote>


Buyer will be from Westpark living in a Stan Pac Home.

Final Price would be 80% of asking price.

Ugly unfinished front yard would be demolished to make room for an uglier 3 car frontal garage with full driveway.

It will be sold in one week after I moved.</blockquote>


I think BK's warriors would prevent the 3CG from ever going up, chanting the UnderArmour tagline.



<img src="http://www.friendlyplanet.com/images/china-terracotta-warriors-big.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


They just left the neighborhood!

<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__RjlnLXVjF8/SO1oB00D76I/AAAAAAAABiA/IdrPjHICKi0/s320/IMG_0525.JPG" alt="" />

<img src="http://www.bowers.org/exhibits/TerraCotta_Warriors/imgs/ovrVu_bg.jpg" alt="" />
 
Off topic - but did you guys ever hear about <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/pablos-gone-pottery/2006/09/18/1158431625640.html">this man </a>who disguised himself as one of the warriors and hid among them?
 
The video is in German but it gets good around the two-minute mark when they try to remove him.



<object width="325" height="250"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/youtube" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="325" height="250"></embed></object>
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1234239070]The video is in German but it gets good around the two-minute mark when they try to remove him.

</blockquote>




That video is hilarious.

Go Pablo!

I?m going to get my hands on one of those costumes and show up at BK?s door next Halloween.
 
There was actually a life one at the Bower Museum lobby posing with guests.

<img src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_ljgHxLqt6CI/SI1sIUQ9bsI/AAAAAAAAA4M/LVizOcc8Q4I/s320/terracotta.JPG" alt="" />

See for yourself. I could not believe it when I saw him. The pieces of paper on the floor indicated his appearance schedule.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1234239919][quote author="SoCal78" date=1234239070]The video is in German but it gets good around the two-minute mark when they try to remove him.

</blockquote>




That video is hilarious.

Go Pablo!

I?m going to get my hands on one of those costumes and show up at BK?s door next Halloween.</blockquote>


Let me know when so I have her give you some Lai See to put into your pillow case. Just make sure your razor scooter is long enough for a passenger.

<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/2084638041_f3c0c593ee.jpg?v=0" alt="" />

(picture is pending approval from Mrs PANDA)
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1234242669]



Let me know when so I have her give you some Lai See to put into your pillow case. Just make sure your razor scooter is long enough for a passenger.

</blockquote>


No problem, hook it up BK

It?s a two seater, check it out



<img src="http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lv-scooter.jpg" alt="" />



Sweet huh?
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1234244049][quote author="bkshopr" date=1234242669]



Let me know when so I have her give you some Lai See to put into your pillow case. Just make sure your razor scooter is long enough for a passenger.

</blockquote>


No problem, hook it up BK

It?s a two seater, check it out



<img src="http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lv-scooter.jpg" alt="" />



Sweet huh?</blockquote>
Picture is approved by all Asian SCP shoppers.



You won the heart of all Lai See girls. Ten you are quite a Casanova for Asian girls.



Good thing that she will be seated at the back and does not see your face.
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1234244291]

Picture is approved by all Asian SCP shoppers.



You won the heart of all Lai See girls. Ten you are quite a Casanova for Asian girls.



Good thing that she will be seated at the back and does not see your face.</blockquote>


Your right, I?d better play it down Bk.

Wouldn?t want her to see the ?always attract /never experienced rejection from beautiful women? smirk on my face.
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1234235067][quote author="irvine_home_owner" date=1234233825][quote author="bkshopr" date=1234229720]Graph,



I forgot what the symbols represent. I did use the "search" button for one of Socal's previous posts.</blockquote>
[P]reforeclosure

[A]uction

ank owned.



More info here:

<a href="http://www.foreclosureradar.com/ca_foreclosure_process.php">http://www.foreclosureradar.com/ca_foreclosure_process.php</a>



So is this house near BK? I'll buy it so I can build a 3-car wide garage in the front... hehe.</blockquote>


Sorry, The entire neighborhood will be protected under the Historic Landmarks US Department of Interiors. Frontal garages are outlawed and considered detrimental to the aesthetic integrity of the historic neighborhood. Only a small handful of virgin neighborhoods are left in OC and they are not immuned to the "Frontal Garage Rapists".</blockquote>


No garage for you! Next! Floral Park is a garage predator free neighborhood. Frontal Garage Rapists are only allowed in post WWII neighborhoods.
 
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