SoCal said:I wasn't going to post this... but after reading the link above - Winex made me do it. Why settle for plastic when you can have the real thing: "the smelly, gooey gift of poop, or, scat!"
Let the City of Irvine help you with a "scat" gift. They will teach you how to make a Christmas ornament out of it to give away as a present. Poop. It's fun "for all ages" according to the link. http://www.irlandmarks.org/activities/sign-up.aspx?id=10841
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Ho. Ho. Ho.
Hey, it's not all scat, there are some useful things in that list - take the wine rack for example -http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/12/04/2529891/wine-rack.html