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[quote author="PANDA" date=1215476742]IR2 and IPO,



Any offers on the table yet? Just curious?



Panda</blockquote>


Uh... hello, I already offered $500k. I'm just waiting for Ipo's counter offer, so I can counter back with $400k and a Kool-Aid packet.
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1215476413][quote author="biscuitninja" date=1215475274]ISM and Merchant,

I didn't fit the local Irvine stereotype.... I wore faded Levi Jeans along with a <strong>black (Mustang) T-shit</strong> and of course tennis shoes. So I really don't fit the socal/Irvine looking type. As for cars, I was driving around the red Turbo Mustang that day.... So nothing weird going on.... The black mustang only gets about 10mpg so it stays at home alot. The turbo mustang gets 20-27mpg so its getting more run time and the Focus of course is a weekday car.

Anyways good luck

-bix</blockquote>


bix, I knew it was you. My Geiger counter went through the roof. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


Considering what he was wearing, I figured you would know him by his stench. :smirk:
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1215476413][quote author="biscuitninja" date=1215475274]ISM and Merchant,

I didn't fit the local Irvine stereotype.... I wore faded Levi Jeans along with a black (Mustang) T-shit and of course tennis shoes. So I really don't fit the socal/Irvine looking type. As for cars, I was driving around the red Turbo Mustang that day.... So nothing weird going on.... The black mustang only gets about 10mpg so it stays at home alot. The turbo mustang gets 20-27mpg so its getting more run time and the Focus of course is a weekday car.

Anyways good luck

-bix</blockquote>


bix, I knew it was you. My Geiger counter went through the roof. :coolsmirk:</blockquote>


Hey how'd you find out about my ... accident? (Yes... it was an accidnet, but not my fault...)

-bix aka nuclear-ninja
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1215476907][quote author="PANDA" date=1215476742]IR2 and IPO,



Any offers on the table yet? Just curious?



Panda</blockquote>


Uh... hello, I already offered $500k. I'm just waiting for Ipo's counter offer, so I can counter back with $400k and a Kool-Aid packet.</blockquote>


And I do appreciate that offer graphcakey... It's nice to have a fallback $100K less than list :)



Panda - Let's just say I am comfortable with the level of interest and attention the listing is getting from the buying public out of the gate. I will recount a detailed blow-by-blow when we get the place into escrow and clear of contingencies... Until that point, you won't hear much from me on that particular topic as 1) you never know who could be reading here and 2) wouldn't want to jinx anything in the event I did have a good offer or offers that I was hopeful about...
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1215476907][quote author="PANDA" date=1215476742]IR2 and IPO,



Any offers on the table yet? Just curious?



Panda</blockquote>


Uh... hello, I already offered $500k. I'm just waiting for Ipo's counter offer, so I can counter back with $400k and a Kool-Aid packet.</blockquote>


Did Hell just freeze over? The last person I ever thought I would get in a bidding war with was graphrix. I'll go $500,000.01. So IPO has at least two offers.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1215480768][quote author="graphrix" date=1215476907][quote author="PANDA" date=1215476742]IR2 and IPO,



Any offers on the table yet? Just curious?



Panda</blockquote>


Uh... hello, I already offered $500k. I'm just waiting for Ipo's counter offer, so I can counter back with $400k and a Kool-Aid packet.</blockquote>


And I do appreciate that offer graphcakey... It's nice to have a fallback $100K less than list :)



Panda - Let's just say I am comfortable with the level of interest and attention the listing is getting from the buying public out of the gate. I will recount a detailed blow-by-blow when we get the place into escrow and clear of contingencies... Until that point, you won't hear much from me on that particular topic as 1) you never know who could be reading here and 2) wouldn't want to jinx anything in the event I did have a good offer or offers that I was hopeful about...</blockquote>


NP IPO, that's cool. Man.. i remember reading your posts with Graph cakes where he was trying to convince you to rent, and your response was, " I am trading one depreciating asset for another, and I would cringe" I am so glad that you did not end up buying that house at Northwood Point for close to a $1M. From the price you told me you got in on your condo in 2001, I cannot tell you how sweet of a position in you are in, even to make Panda sort of jealous :) What ever the critics may say about IPO's listing, there is no way this brother can lose in this deal.



The way Panda sees it, IPO is taking off with $200,000 in his pocket on his safety boat right before the huge Titanic Ship completely sinks. The drops we will see in 2009 and 2010 will be nothing like the small drop we've seen in 2008 so far. Panda gives IPO the two BIG thumbs up. IPO, YOU ARE THE MAN!
 
[quote author="CK" date=1215482463]Did Hell just freeze over? The last person I ever thought I would get in a bidding war with was graphrix. I'll go $500,000.01. So IPO has at least two offers.</blockquote>


Hey, don't get Ipo all excited. The last thing you or I want is for him to come back with a counter offer requiring us to write a letter as to why we deserve his place. I just PM'd IR2 my offer of $475k, with the promise the next time IPO needs help with sod, moving etc., I would substitute for IR2, so he can take a break. He is confident he can [strike]beat the crap out of Ipo until he says yes[/strike] persuade Ipo that is the best offer he will ever get.
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1215484139][quote author="CK" date=1215482463]Did Hell just freeze over? The last person I ever thought I would get in a bidding war with was graphrix. I'll go $500,000.01. So IPO has at least two offers.</blockquote>


Hey, don't get Ipo all excited. The last thing you or I want is for him to come back with a counter offer requiring us to write a letter as to why we deserve his place. I just PM'd IR2 my offer of $475k, with the promise the next time IPO needs help with sod, moving etc., I would substitute for IR2, so he can take a break. He is confident he can [strike]beat the crap out of Ipo until he says yes[/strike] persuade Ipo that is the best offer he will ever get.</blockquote>


Graph, even if IPO accepted your $475k (which he would accept only in your dreams), he will be still be up $115k. Like I said, this brother can't lose. I think he will get an offer very close to his full asking price of $600k by a Rich Foriegn China Man, who also Dreams of Irvine.
 
My offer was contingent on the house coming with that pink IHB shirt and those high heels. For my wife, of course.



Saturday and Sunday must have been LOOOONNNNNG days for IR2, with all the IHB characters parading through.
 
[quote author="PANDA" date=1215484645][quote author="graphrix" date=1215484139][quote author="CK" date=1215482463]Did Hell just freeze over? The last person I ever thought I would get in a bidding war with was graphrix. I'll go $500,000.01. So IPO has at least two offers.</blockquote>


Hey, don't get Ipo all excited. The last thing you or I want is for him to come back with a counter offer requiring us to write a letter as to why we deserve his place. I just PM'd IR2 my offer of $475k, with the promise the next time IPO needs help with sod, moving etc., I would substitute for IR2, so he can take a break. He is confident he can [strike]beat the crap out of Ipo until he says yes[/strike] persuade Ipo that is the best offer he will ever get.</blockquote>


Graph, even if IPO accepted your $475k (which he would accept only in your dreams), he will be still be up $115k. Like I said, this brother can't lose. I think he will get an offer very close to his full asking price of $600k by a Rich Foriegn China Man, who also Dreams of Irvine.</blockquote>


It's not too late for you to bid, Panda... it's a great place to raise kids!

<img src="http://irvinerealtorsite.com/pandacubs.JPG" alt="" />



P.S. Wherever this place is, I'd work there for free!!
 
[quote author="CK" date=1215484840]My offer was contingent on the house coming with that pink IHB shirt and those high heels. For my wife, of course.</blockquote>


"For my wife"... Uh, lucky you snuck that one in my brutha CK or you'd have been in a world of hurt right about now. Graph probably would have asked you out on a date. He likes hot dudes in blue high heels.
 
I wonder if you can keep one of those cute baby pandas as a pet in your Irvine home? If TIC allows dogs and cats as pets, I can't imagine TIC not allowing having one of those cute baby pandas as pets.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1215491342][quote author="CK" date=1215484840]My offer was contingent on the house coming with that pink IHB shirt and those high heels. For my wife, of course.</blockquote>


"For my wife"... Uh, lucky you snuck that one in my brutha CK or you'd have been in a world of hurt right about now. Graph probably would have asked you out on a date. He likes hot dudes in blue high heels.</blockquote>


Sorry, CK, I'm not sharing my cobalt suede peeptoes. Don't mess with the shoes.



And if I'm a dude, I'm an awefully short one.
 
[quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1215490953]I've been suckered before, but I think so.



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I am speechless.
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1215494239][quote author="IrvineRealtor" date=1215490953]I've been suckered before, but I think so.



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I am speechless.</blockquote>


Some people will believe anything!

ha ha

-bix
 
Ipop,



Was going to give you a Patriotic pass, but decided to not let you slide after I saw the narcissistic ?IPOPLAYA? vanity plate.

Can?t believe your rocking that unbelievably lame plate on the back of a powder blue PT Cruiser.

Where is your dignity man!

You should've cashed those 5 shares of Google you owned, combined it with the Heloc money you pulled out and bought yourself a real set of wheels.



<img src="http://www.stuttgart9.co.uk/upload/attachment.php?attachmentid=1565&stc=1&d=1184659872" alt="" />



That?s what I?m talking about, baby!

Get yourself a real vanity plate like ?BALLR 24?

Park that wicked ride in front of the your ?condo? during the open house.

Your middle-class abode would already be in escrow today.

It's as simple as that my friend, listen next time.
 
Seriously man, I?m glad you decided the get the house staged.

It?s got a nice middle-class vibe so I?m sure some sucker, I mean buyer will bite.



Would?ve loved seeing the ?before? pics.

Like watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

Your caulking resembles your push-up regiment?terrible!

Surprised you didn?t have the stagers bring over a Bow-Flex machine and hang Under Armor gear in the downstairs bedroom.

Since you staged the place from top to bottom, why not pretend you?re jacked as well?
 
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