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[quote author="bkshopr" date=1214616451][quote author="graphrix" date=1214616243]I am Donald Bren's illegitimate son. I have been waiting for years to get my back child support checks. Until then I work part time as an assistant to awgee, no_vas, and BK. They pay me in Taco Bell gift certificates and food stamps. Sometimes as a bonus awgee will buy lunch at the Hat in Lake Forest. Somehow I qualified for a 100% no money down loan with that income in 2005. Lately the bank has been accepting the food stamps as payment more than the gift certificates. They don't want another home, and they believe I will get my back child support any day now.</blockquote>


Me too that was the reason why my whole family ended on the street. We are blood related siblings!</blockquote>


I knew it! I mean, everyone has said how much we resemble each other. BK is my brother... happy graphrix, graphrix soooo happy.
 
Can someone post a warning at the beginning of this thread.


<strong>Do NOT drink soda while reading this thread. The soda will end up in your nose and it hurts like hell and my co-workers are looking at me like I am some kind of freak.</strong>
 
[quote author="skek" date=1214617294]I was hired to infiltrate IHB and find out who "graphcakes007" is. Unfortunately, after spending a million dollars of my client's money on the most intense internet manhunt ever, I discovered that graph is actually a 13 year old girl named Kaitlyn, posting incessantly on her parents' Macintosh from an apartment in Woodbury, who has a pink "Hello Kitty" backpack and an unhealthy obsession with Justin Timberlake.</blockquote>


That?s not true, Graph is actually Pau Gau-Soft.

As the MVP, he would hand me my towel and cup of Gatorade during timeouts.

Since we hooked up, I?ve elevated his game and if he?d have shown up in the Finals we would?ve beat the Celtics and won the title.

He?s no Shaq Diesel, we?ll get them next year.
 
[quote author="25w100k+" date=1214614834]Software Engineer. I'm 25. I want to buy a condo in either aliso or the south side of irvine (oak creek, quail). I make 95k a year, maybe a bit more to push me over if the bonuses are good.</blockquote>




Umm?Bro that?s not what we call people that work in the mailroom.

Your official title is Intern.

$95K a year?

More like $20/day.

Now put your red vest on, head downstairs and fetch my ride.

I?m off to the Pacific Club for lunch.
 
I'm a talent scout for Hawaiian Tropic advertising. Currently out on disability due to bikininarcosis.



I'm collecting 60% of my previous high six figure salary.
 
[quote author="acpme" date=1214616431][quote author="25w100k+" date=1214614834]Software Engineer. I'm 25. I want to buy a condo in either aliso or the south side of irvine (oak creek, quail). I make 95k a year, maybe a bit more to push me over if the bonuses are good.</blockquote>


95, not 100?? dude my whole image of you is based on the name and it's just been shattered. :P</blockquote>


Well, originally the name was to reflect my downpayment fund, but yeah...that hurts.



I'm going to work really hard this next year to get that 5k raise to get me to the six figure mark so my life will be complete.



Then, everyone on the internet will take me seriously. And Ten will finally give me the validation i've desperately been seeking since i'll be able to afford a six series.



Back to work so I can get that dough!
 
[quote author="no_vaseline" date=1214624863]I really do play 20/40 EO at Hollywood Park!</blockquote>
You ever play 20/40 or 40/80 at Commerce or Ocean's Eleven?
 
[quote author="graphrix" date=1214616243] They pay me in Taco Bell gift certificates and food stamps. </blockquote>


At least that explains some of our dates...
 
I am a member of an elite women's cycling team, triathlete and marathoner. My celebrity endorsements and modeling contracts allow me to live the glamorous life of a socialite in the off-season. I also raise money for various charities and my alma mater, USC. Go Trojans!
 
[quote author="24inIrvine" date=1214625065]I change my mind. I'm not going to put a real answer here</blockquote>




I saw what you originally posted with regard to 25w100k+.

Nothing to be ashamed of but stop focusing on the negatives.

Look on the bright side, his rejection rate with females is still 99.9% while yours is at 98.5%.

There?s something for you to build on.

Glad I could help.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1214621253][quote author="25w100k+" date=1214614834]Software Engineer. I'm 25. I want to buy a condo in either aliso or the south side of irvine (oak creek, quail). I make 95k a year, maybe a bit more to push me over if the bonuses are good.</blockquote>




Umm?Bro that?s not what we call people that work in the mailroom.

Your official title is Intern.

$95K a year?

More like $20/day.

Now put your red vest on, head downstairs and fetch my ride.

I?m off to the Pacific Club for lunch.</blockquote>


Ok, fine. You caught me. And how do I afford that 500 a month car payment? Well Ten, do you ever notice change missing from your glove box?



Maybe one of your Good Charlotte cds missing? Hrm......







[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1214632594][quote author="24inIrvine" date=1214625065]I change my mind. I'm not going to put a real answer here</blockquote>




I saw what you originally posted with regard to 25w100k+.

Nothing to be ashamed of but stop focusing on the negatives.

Look on the bright side, his rejection rate with females is still 99.9% while yours is at 98.5%.

There?s something for you to build on.

Glad I could help.</blockquote>


Are you saying I reject 1.5% more girls then 24 does? I'm not *that* picky. Its true I need both beauty and brains, but I find it in plenty when I troll for ladies at the graduate level humanities courses at UCI.
 
[quote author="biscuitninja" date=1214610460]I used to design/build/test bombs for a living... now I build airplaines. I haveyet to have a plane do a successful round trip, for some reason they get to the destination just fine... then implode or explode... it depends.



-bix</blockquote>


Seriously?!?!? :D :D :D Or am I...way just too...gullible...humm...I think that is more the case here...it's just been my dream to be a weapons specialist and achieve my ultimate goal of building my Robotech-ish Robot (I know I know...A LOT of people have no idea what I am talking about) :(
 
[quote author="25w100k+" date=1214633447]



Maybe one of your Good Charlotte cds missing? Hrm......



Its true I need both beauty and brains, but I find it in plenty when I troll for ladies at the graduate level humanities courses at UCI.</blockquote>




What did I tell you, leave the girls at UCI alone.

Cut your losses already, there?s a restraining order in your future.

That second job you got at Dominos should help you upgrade to a better ride.

I?m missing my Danity Kane and Jordan Sparks cds.

Please return them.
 
One of my foreign friends once asked me why is that Americans always ask, "what do you do?" as one of their first questions. I never thought about how much we identify ourselves by how we make our living before then. I really do like how this thread has gone.



Partners in Crime: I'm a pretty open person, but this is not the place where I want to reveal where our income comes from. This doesn't mean that I advertise my massage services in the OC Weekly, rather I just don't want to put out what we make or don't make, have in assets or don't have for the IHB world at large.
 
[quote author="stepping_up" date=1214637341]One of my foreign friends once asked me why is that Americans always ask, "what do you do?" as one of their first questions. I never thought about how much we identify ourselves by how we make our living before then. I really do like how this thread has gone.



Partners in Crime: I'm a pretty open person, but this is not the place where I want to reveal where our income comes from. This doesn't mean that I advertise my massage services in the OC Weekly, rather I just don't want to put out what we make or don't make, have in assets or don't have for the IHB world at large.</blockquote>


:( Awww. Now I feel bad for what I posted in my original thread. I made myself a victim of TMI.
 
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