Funky listing photos

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[quote author="Anon." date=1223699111]Here's a <a href="http://lovelylisting.blogspot.com/">blog</a> that's devoted to funky listing photos.</blockquote>


Thank you! A fine example:

<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VTqgQltZ1SM/SNqeRWIuGtI/AAAAAAAABVg/v3-RO3EG5R0/s400/75515584_full.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1223612480][quote author="NewToOC" date=1223609879]ok finding funny listing pictures is too easy in Westminster.

One family's idea of tidying up for photos.

<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/548/P627548_2_0.jpg" alt="" />



<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Westminster/10302-E-Wembley-Cir-92683/home/3473175">Wembley Cir Westminster</a></blockquote>


I've noticed that messy interior photos seem to be a dead give-away of short-sale properties. They have just stopped caring.</blockquote>


See I don't think this is a messy thing but rather a really warped sense of staging. Something along the lines of "When people see all these fine jackets they'll see that this home is very exclusive."
 
Don't let the vultures get you while you're sleeping.



<img src="http://www.ziprealty.com/images_mls/SOCALMLS/S/53/73/56/_P/S537356_P06.jpg" alt="" />
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1223777030]Don't let the vultures get you while you're sleeping.



<img src="http://www.ziprealty.com/images_mls/SOCALMLS/S/53/73/56/_P/S537356_P06.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


Mmmm... for some reason this song popped into my head when I saw that room...



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[quote author="NewToOC" date=1223700173][quote author="Anon." date=1223699111]Here's a <a href="http://lovelylisting.blogspot.com/">blog</a> that's devoted to funky listing photos.</blockquote>


Thank you! A fine example:

<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VTqgQltZ1SM/SNqeRWIuGtI/AAAAAAAABVg/v3-RO3EG5R0/s400/75515584_full.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


OMG That is so scary! That might seriously give me nightmares.
 
[quote author="NewToOC" date=1223521255][quote author="Trooper" date=1223467234]<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/725/P642725_5_0.jpg" alt="" />



Are the towels and toys included ?



<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Pedro/945-W-Summerland-Ave-90731/home/7687491">945 W Summerland, San Pedro</a></blockquote>


along the same lines:



<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/632/P659632_9_0.jpg" alt="" />

<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Seal-Beach/4908-Hazelnut-Ave-90740/home/3926789">4908 Hazelnut Ave Seal Beach</a></blockquote>


Another shower with random stuff in it picture. People do realize that glass is transparent right? Just checking...



<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/726/P659726_5_0.jpg" alt="" />

<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Westminster/6001-Camphor-Ave-92683/home/3890169">6001 Camphor Ave Westminster</a>
 
LOL. At least the stuff in the shower is easy to remove. That ugly tile all over the floors, walls, and ceiling on the other hand...
 
[quote author="NewToOC" date=1223609879]ok finding funny listing pictures is too easy in Westminster.

One family's idea of tidying up for photos.

<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/548/P627548_2_0.jpg" alt="" />



<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Westminster/10302-E-Wembley-Cir-92683/home/3473175">Wembley Cir Westminster</a></blockquote>


Westminster is mostly Vietnamese demographic. Houses of 1st generation immigrants are horribly decorated. You will find many more photos with interior that strayed far from the norm. It is a cultural thing.
 
[quote author="NewToOC" date=1223700173][quote author="Anon." date=1223699111]Here's a <a href="http://lovelylisting.blogspot.com/">blog</a> that's devoted to funky listing photos.</blockquote>


Thank you! A fine example:

<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VTqgQltZ1SM/SNqeRWIuGtI/AAAAAAAABVg/v3-RO3EG5R0/s400/75515584_full.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


Why would you use this photo?!

Its just uber creepy!!
 
Portland, Oregon house for sale. Listing <a href="http://www.cbcoast.com/properties/residential/8058002">here</a>.



REMARKS: Party inside the spacious living room or on the covered patio; great place to invite friends over for good times...



Here's an interesting <a href="http://www.cbcoast.com/webfront/idx/popup.php?thumb=8058002-6_125.jpg&listing_agent_id=SANCHEZA&listing_office_id=REBR01&listing_id=8058002">listing photo</a> to go along with the Realtard's description. It's the last photo on the website.



Party on!
 
[quote author="Anon." date=1224109678]Portland, Oregon house for sale. Listing <a href="http://www.cbcoast.com/properties/residential/8058002">here</a>.



REMARKS: Party inside the spacious living room or on the covered patio; great place to invite friends over for good times...



Here's an interesting <a href="http://www.cbcoast.com/webfront/idx/popup.php?thumb=8058002-6_125.jpg&listing_agent_id=SANCHEZA&listing_office_id=REBR01&listing_id=8058002">listing photo</a> to go along with the Realtard's description. It's the last photo on the website.



Party on!</blockquote>
Good times indeed.

<img src="http://codegoodies.com/idx/rmls_photos/08000000/50000/8000/8058002-6_500.jpg" alt="" />

I haven't seen any MLS pictures with people or animals in them that are effective, just odd.

Edit: Just noticed the picture is copyrighted too (are all MLS ones?). They don't want anyone using this as a stock photo for wild parties.
 
Thanks for posting the picture, NewtoOC :) I'm a moron when it comes to figuring out how to do it, even after searching around.



I wonder what they will be doing with that can of Redi-whip on the table? ;) Ewww.
 
[quote author="EvaLSeraphim" date=1224112686]Anon, look in "Irvine Real Estate" (I think) for the thread "Nude Tech Support."</blockquote>


Yep. Thanks. I haven't had enough coffee this morning and couldn't seem to figure it out.
 
<img src="http://www.ziprealty.com/images_mls/MRMLS/C/08/10/37/41/_P/C08103741_P05.jpg" alt="" />



This really helps sell the house.
 
The one garbage can looked so lonely. Symmetry is good right?



<img src="http://i-0.rfimg.us/photo/46/bigphoto/454/S551454_3_0.jpg" alt="" />



<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Westminster/14135-Elystan-Cir-92683/home/3892907">Elystan Circle Westminster</a>
 
Haha - yeah, I've always heard the decorating rule that in order to give a room a formal appearance, you need to give it symmetry. But this takes on a new meaning here. LOL
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1224114100]<img src="http://www.ziprealty.com/images_mls/SOCALMLS/S/54/44/94/_P/S544494_P03.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


I think the tie-dye curtains and multi-colored fridge magnets really pull this room together.
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1224560038]Haha - yeah, I've always heard the decorating rule that in order to give a room a formal appearance, you need to give it symmetry. But this takes on a new meaning here. LOL</blockquote>


They need to add one more to follow the Rule of Threes!
 
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