Craigslist Finds

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<p><em>"FULLY UPGRADED HOME: new laminate hardwood floors, tile, and carpet".</em></p>

<p>IR.....isn't "laminate hardwood" an oxymoron ? ;) Ah laminate....now THATS an upgrade I aspire to.....</p>
 
And the women above (what a RIOT !) are actually bloggers here.....who have just seen the results of the new WTF and KNIFECATCHER awards !! That's me with the remote.
 
<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/359184192.html">http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/359184192.html</a></p>

<p>"Former model home in QUAIL HILL. Sienna Plan 3. $1,899,000" if anyone is interested. Good pics on the inside for those looking to catalogue these things for later purchase.</p>

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<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/359001781.html">http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/359001781.html</a></p>

<p>"Orange $740,000 for a MILLION DOLLAR VIEW". Big selling point for me...."fish pond which can be converted to a jacuzzi". LOL </p>
 
<p>Trooper - That home in Orange is the ugliest tract ever built. I remember when they were selling them in the 90s and they couldn't give them away. Still to this day it is strange neighborhood. Every third home is the same and on top of each other. The joke has been good luck in finding your home after a night of too many drinks. Ironically I know someone who did and he couldn't figure out why his key wouldn't work so he just slept on the porch. The homeowners had a nice surprise when they went to get the paper. I doubt the backyard is large enough for a jacuzzi but maybe a foot spa. </p>

<p>Sorry for the diatribe. It's just that tract is an embarrassment compared to most of the tracts in Orange especially the surrounding tracts in that neighborhood.</p>
 
<p>Here's one someone might want to rent ! "Buyer lost his job"....yeah, RIGHT. More like, buyer read IHB.</p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/468775685.html">Beautiful Upgraded Northpark Home</a></p>
 
<p>This is the ugliest house I have ever seen. BTW, craigslist has a TON of OC house listings....many "Short Sale", "Motivated Seller" ...lots of caps and exclamation points....www.craigslist.com .... then click California, click Orange County, click Real Estate For Sale.</p>

<p> <a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/468669411.html">Landmark Huntington Beach - Exclusive Listing - Not on the MLS</a></p>
 
<p>"Foreclosure Open House"....wow, what a title. Wonder if they had any traffic....sale today from 1-5 in Northpark Square Condos.... 15 Bolinas.</p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/468674692.html">Bank Foreclosure Open House Today From 1-5p The Best Deal in Irvine</a></p>
 
<p>ok, last one, I promise....finally found one of those Marquee Towers listings ....I think they have 1000.00 condo fees or something whack like that.</p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/468168014.html">Incredible panoramic views!</a></p>

<p>But it's got some serious competition.....400K less !</p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/466937537.html">Best Priced Unit at the Marquee</a></p>

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<em>>>"Foreclosure Open House"....wow, what a title. Wonder if they had any traffic....sale today from 1-5 in Northpark Square Condos.... 15 Bolinas.</em>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/468674692.html"><em>Bank Foreclosure Open House Today From 1-5p The Best Deal in Irvine</em></a></p>

<p>This one is great. On top of the open house signs, was a white sign with red letters that "BANK REPO!" Some would argue that the additional sign was a bad idea, as all the rich Chinese who could buy with cash and hold tightly to feng shui would avoid the home because of the bad vibe.</p>
 
I'd be really pissed if I was paying a Realtor and he put my (imaginary) House on Craigslist!!



I could easily have done that myself!!
 
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