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<p>IR,</p>

<p>You gave me a good laugh!</p>

<p>That is all right by me. Dealing with "knuckle heads" is costly to realtors anyway (I am not calling this guy knuckle head). I told you before, realtors are not well "liked" breeds.</p>
 
<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/304607879.html">$200000 ?$200,000 BEACH CLOSE Oppty. 2bd 2 bath with garage?</a>




Sounds good doesn't it? Too bad you are only buying 50% ownership...
 
This one is my favorite so far.

<a href="http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/rfs/308087807.html">$250000 Will buy your house</a>

Since we are ACTUALLY going to live there and not hope for 100% profit and crap like most home debtors did the last 5 years and since it is so obvious that prices have been inflated for short term reasons which are now drying up fast (can anyone say the word "subprime"?), I will buy a house between 250-350K. 20,000 + lot Either I’ll buy it now for that or later. Anyone out in Temecula watched the foreclosures skyrocket and 40% of all listings selling short? Would anyone be dumb enough to buy at 70-90% LTV? Since a house is for sale on every street out there I’m assuming the answer is no. Think about it and email me if you sell for a “reasonable” price. There is no way I’m paying double the price from 2001 to pay for people’s vacations, divorces, and junk from their HELOCS. I didn’t save to pay these prices and obviously neither is anyone else. 100% state any income and get me into that house at any price days are GONE! Welcome to the new world.







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<p>Seems the latest fad is companies selling strong and seasoned "Authorized User" credit report tradelines to FB's in need of FICO bumps. They rent them out for a few hundred to over a thousand and split the proceeds with the owner of the tradeline.</p>

<p>The amazing part... It's totally legal. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.addatradeline.com/index.php">http://www.addatradeline.com/index.php</a></p>

<p>These are all over Craigslist.</p>
 
As a listing real estate agent, I get credit reports submitted to me with cut-and-paste often. With software like Abobe, a soft copy of credit report can look so real where a bad credit person'name can be paste onto someone else's report. It's a crazy world.
 
Come on...when will people learn? <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/shosterman/video/xt0c6_snldontbuystuff">Don't buy stuff you can't afford!</a>
 
<p>Stolen from oc_fliptrack but what happened to rents up 6-8%?</p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/apa/302856374.html">http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/apa/302856374.html</a> </p>

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Thanks to OC_Fliptrack:





<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/313180092.html">$675000 Do any of Craigs friends want to buy my house its very cheap.</a>
 
<a href="http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/rfs/318278781.html">http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/rfs/318278781.html</a>





COMPLETELY REMODELED 3/2 house located in the horse haven area of the Altadena Foothills.





<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=Inconceivable">MARKET VALUE</a>: $753,000


ASKING PRICE: $699,000 OBO


54k EQUITY


OPEN HOUSE: 4/29/07 @ 11-2 p.m.
 
<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/321700936.html">No Income Verification Home Loans!! 100% at 660 Fico Score</a>







An ad looking for people to commit fraud or financial suicide.
 
If anyone gets a chance google this guys name. I found craiglist post for him in Miami, Philly, Sacramento, LA, and not to mention under a different company in the DCBubbleBurst blog under Wall Street Mortgage. Pretty Sleazy!!!!
 
<p><strong>Beautiful upgraded Italian syle Villa</strong></p>

<p><a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/apa/323781892.html">http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/apa/323781892.html</a></p>

<p>This is hilarious. I had no idea that Italian Villa's are now synonymous with 1960's sh**box. I don't know how much further away this unit could be from anything reminiscent of an Italian Villa. What a freaking joke. What are these people thinking, not to mention the absurd rental price they are asking for this garbage?! And just to top it all off the kitchen sure looks nicely updated, just like the writeup so nicely describes....HAHA!</p>
 
<p>Maybe the patio features some "<em><strong>Italianesque-Themed Trees</strong></em>?" </p>

<p><a href="http://forums.irvinehousingblog.com/discussion/231/turtle-ridge-looking-at-the-market-through-rosetrellised-lenses/#Item_32">http://forums.irvinehousingblog.com/discussion/231/turtle-ridge-looking-at-the-market-through-rosetrellised-lenses/#Item_32</a></p>

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The pix don't match the prop. Corte Bella is mid-90's stucco boxes in Westpark. I don't know what's in the photo but it damn sure isn't anything in Westpark.
 
<p>Did you guys got their website <a href="http://www.irvinepropmgmt.com/">http://www.irvinepropmgmt.com/</a> ? Not only do they put the wrong pictures in the Craigslist ad but the address on their website is 6 medici whereas the CL ad is 3 medici. Note that they are THE standard in property management. If they can't get a CL ad right what would make you think they could handle a trust fund for the rents collected? They really need to make the real estate license test a little more difficult than third grade level. No offence to the third graders out there.</p>

<p>Note to self never hire Irvine Property Management.</p>
 
<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/324625908.html">$555000 WOW!!! INCREDIBLE PRICE IN IRVINE</a>




<a href="http://www.redfin.com/stingray/do/printable-listing?listing-id=664184">19 DEODAR</a>





Does the kitchen in this unit look remodeled to anyone here? Also, somewhere along the line this place grew a bathroom. It is a 1.5 on Redfin and a 2.5 in the Craigslist ad. I suspect the Craigslist ad is a lie because nobody would show up to the open house to look at a 1.5 bath unit.





Don't you love the ALL CAPS and multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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