What are your predictions for 2008?

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[quote author="awgee" date=1231304552]No_Vas will win big time, way big time, at a Gardena Pai Gow game and buy a McMansion in Shady Canyon. He will have an IHB poker night at his new Shady digs, get busted, and spend everything he has on legal fees and fines. He will subsequently move next door to Daniel Sadak in Santa Ana.</blockquote>


I dunno about no_vas, but as much time Sadek spends at the courthouse, living within walking distance to it sounds like a good idea.
 
Prediction: Panda will finally come to Irvine, and come to the sad realization that the entire collection of IHB characters are all a fabrication of zovall's imagination. As a result, zovall will be forced to reveal himself as a TIC mole. Sad Panda.
 
^ You just gave me a great idea. Panda and I have arranged a meeting for his upcoming visit. I should have Zovall stand in the spot where I told Panda I would be. Now everyone else do the same when you meet with Panda.
 
What the Pha? <- hehe, I hear it's a name of a Vitanamese restaurant in Southern California.

So you guys are all telling me that all of you are NOT REAL???? Zovall, how can you do just a thing to the Panda?
 
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!





Seriously, you don't want to know my predictions for 2009....



More of this......



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA">Pain</a>



Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?

Clubber Lang: My prediction?

Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.

[Clubber looks into camera]

Clubber Lang: Pain!
 
[quote author="PANDA" date=1231377705] Zovall, how can you do just a thing to the Panda?</blockquote>


zovall and PANDA are one and the same! Quick, check the IPs!
 
Trooper will receive a special assignment to help provide security during the new President's visit to LA. Upon spotting a nutter with a gun, Trooper will throw herself in front of the new Prez in order to take the bullet. The bullet will graze her left thigh, and otherwise harming no one else with many photos taken of her brave actions. Scarlett Johansen, being much impressed, will hire Troop for security and end up falling madly in crush with her, and yadda, yadda, yadda ...
 
Irvine Realtor will make the biggest sale of his career as the buying agent for a mega rich Korean FCB. The deal will be clinched when the Deuce utters in prepared Korean, "You need to buy now or be priced out of the market forever."
 
Gary Watts will start selling Amway. He will be handing out cds explaining "an exciting entrepreneurial opportunity" until as soon as folks recognize him, they run the other way.
 
awgee will become seriously injured as well, when a small quake hits CDC and a pile of his gold bars (piled WAY too high buddy) tumbles onto him. Mrs. awgee, quick thinker that she is, finds him under the bars and starts throwing them off....then, stops. "Buy me a house, NOW!" She says. "ok", he whimpers.....and she pulls him out of the rubble.
 
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