[quote author="Geotpf" date=1250243051]Welp, maybe I'm wrong.
In any case, it makes absolutely no sense for a bank to go through the trouble of foreclosing on a house and then letting it sit there. No sense whatsoever. I can think of reasons why they would delay foreclosing, but once they take it back, assuming it doesn't need massive repairs and there are no tenants or other legal issues, it's simply illogical to hold on to it for any length of time. Maybe the banks are even stupider than I thought.</blockquote>
Do you understand how capital ratios work at banks? Do you understand how mark to market accounting works? And, do you understand how mark to market accounting can make a bank's capital ratios high enough to not collapse?
Here, let me explain it, because after what you said I don't believe you would have said that if you did understand.
Lets say Bank of Panda has marked to market $100bil of REO on their books. But they are on the brink of keeping their tier 1 capital ratio if they were to lose just $20bil in assets. Ah! Now here comes the rub... the value of the REOs if they were to sell them today is really worth $60bil. Not only would they lose their tier 1 capital ratio, but they would fall more than $20bil below what they need to maintain their tier 1 capital ratio. Now what happens if they drop below the required capital ratio? The bank panics and scrambles to raise cash, but then there is a run on the bank because people feel that since they don't have tier 1 capital ratios and that they will go bust. And... then you have another Bear Stearns. Even if there isn't a run on the bank, trying to raise capital is difficult at best in that scenario, so most likely it would just be taken over by their governing agency. This is Citi's problem right now, but it ain't just $100bil, and not all of it is technically on their books. Did you click on the link to the <a href="http://www.worldaffairscouncil.org/index.php?eid=2756">WAC event called "Dead Banks Walking"</a> and read who the speakers were? Those three guys said pretty much what I am saying, and where I got the off the books assets that they have.
Now... for JPM/Chase... think about it for a minute. Have you ever worked for a company that has merged with or sold to another company? I have, and it is usually a mess. Systems aren't the same, company policies aren't the same, people constantly saying "well... that's now how we do it.", and people get laid off, etc. They took on two of the biggest (by size and by how crappy they were) dogs in the sector, so multiply what ever you have experienced or can imagine in a merger/sale and multiply it by about 20. Can you now understand why it will take them 6-9 months just to get a home on the market? Just wait until they do smooth things out and start to catch up...
It might not make sense to you, but it doesn't have to. 3+ years ago did 100% stated income loans and stated income Option ARM loans sold by people who just wanted their 3% YSP that had no clue why the minimum payment rate was only 1% make sense to you? Me either, the banks never had made sense have they?