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Catfish was hilarious last night. The Catfish's name was "Noneya". Throughout the whole show, Nev and Max, kept calling her No-Nay-Yuh. I guess not everybody is fluent in Jive like me!! It's noneya... as in "none of your (business)"!

 
Can't wait for tonight. This chick thinks she's dating the rapper, Bow Wow. Whoever it is, gave her ten grand.

Could be. I'm dating Elvis online. People tell me he's dead but they're just haters.


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Last night's Catfish... Unbelievable.

It was not Bow Wow. It was a lesbian / Bow Wow wannabe.

This chick, who passes for a guy, hunts straight women because she "likes a challenge". She even has sex with them and says they never realize she is not a dude! (I had nightmares about this after she explained how this works.) They will only find out after watching this episode. She's a liar, a deceiver, a fraud. Completely broke this girls' heart. It wasn't even the Catfish talking on the phone to her. It was her male cousin to get that voice down right.

 
Next week's SNL has Ed Norton as host for the first time.  Can't wait, hopefully good skits about his movies.. Fight Club, Rounders, American History X, maybe even Primal Fear?
 
We've now had the first Catfish death (click for article), engagement, pregnancy... and miscarriage. That wraps up the second season. The season finale was a stalker situation... kinda like me and Iho. Everything was copacetic for a year and a half. Then he bolted for the nearest exit when he finally met the real her.

They've announced there will be a Season 3.
 
I downloaded the entire first season on demand several weeks ago, every episode was hilarious.  The second season just started this past Tuesday.
 
What I've learned from watching "Teen Mom 2" is that my second husband will be a pipeline worker. $5k/week? Well, okay.

I don't suppose anybody else watches this program. It's raining men on TI.
 
I want to read the book before I start watching the series (Game of thrones). Have it on kindle, haven't started reading yet. One of these days..

Sherlock and Last Man Standing.. just those two for me right now. Waiting for the next season on Orange is the New Black and House of cards.

Prison break... might start one of these days. Started last year, but didn't keep the continuity. Anyone watched?

 
@CZ:

Sherlock is awesome... do you watch Elementary too?

Prison Break was one of my favorite shows. I know it was streaming on Netflix... not sure if they streamed the final movie.
 
Based on recommendations from friends, we've been making our way through Breaking Bad off Netflix. We're on Season 4. It's alright but my biggest complaint is just that it's just so. damn. predictable! Every single episode, I state what I think is about to happen, hit play, and it happens. My dh usually gives me a weird look when that occurs but even their "surprises" are predictably-unpredictable! I like a little more of a mental challenge. That said, I like watching Bryan Cranston. I enjoy him as an actor.
 
Here is my Teen Mom 2
- Jenelle to English Dictionary -

"I'm going back to school" = I'm doing the prison's college-by-mail program
"I'm going to have a baby" = I'm going to be an egg donor / dump the baby off on somebody else
"I'm sober now" = It's been 4 whole hours since I last smoked a joint
 
"He is my soul mate" = We met 8 weeks ago
"He is a great father-figure for my son" = He has DUI's / lost custody of his daughter, never sees her
 
"I need an abortion 'cause I didn't have enough money for birth control" = I blew all my dough on drugs, bolt-on boobs, Kesha concerts, and spray tanning

"I can not afford to pay any child support for my son yet" = [See definition above]
 
irvinehomeowner said:
@CZ:

Sherlock is awesome... do you watch Elementary too?

Prison Break was one of my favorite shows. I know it was streaming on Netflix... not sure if they streamed the final movie.
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No, right now it's all about Benedict Cumberbatch.

Anyone watched House of Cards Season 2? I want a marathon, and will be very happy if it's available on the plane. Never checked if Netflix episodes can be downloaded to watch later.

Orange is the New Black comes back in summer.. considering the book is only about 300 pages, they are stretching it out!

One of these days, I am watching Teen Mom online, purely based on all SoCal's jokes. Have to see who these ladies are :-)
 
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