The first sentence in the description is weird:
"This house either come furnished for $5500 or unfurnished for $4800". I guess they put the rental price in the MLS description?
And another great selling point:
"Also a big lot on the 2nd floor."
Never seen the lot moved to the 2nd floor. That's pretty unique.
As great as this listing description was, I just had to find another by the same agent and check it out, comedy this good is a gift not to be taken for granted.
So, I searched and found this listing:
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Mission-Viejo/23221-Cobblefield-92692/home/5049864
And sure enough, some great material such as:
"this hoe is in a gated community with 24 hr attendant."
Last but not least, he says "Thank You" at the end of the listing. Probably tried to use a smile emoji as well but MLS removed it.