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[quote author="tkaratz" date=1232698180]Ballroom Dancing.....wtf?



Equinox



Be there monday, afterwork, and line up a Thursday night date.</blockquote>


Try it sometime.... it is alot of fun. Plus excerise and flirting with women at the same time.

(its a social sport... just be careful, it can get expensive)



-bix
 
[quote author="blackvault_cm" date=1232696867]Please ten. While you were searching for a pic of a guy surrounded by hot chics...I was living that moment on a daily basis.

Don't hold me to it, but I still might have a pic just like your avatar...difference is that the guy is really me and the chics were far better looking. I'll look through my photos when I get home. I'll show you in person though when I find it, instead of posting it. Because I'm afraid you will replace your avatar with it and really claim its you.



But to answer your question, the pedicure was ackward...only because she insisted massaging my feet. Manicure and girls were in my comfort zone.</blockquote>


You must be kidding.

You and I aren?t in the same league.

Don?t be bragging, those girls only posed with you out of sympathy.

Felt pity for you and probably wanted to make you feel special.

You still went home alone, once again and cried yourself to sleep.

Meanwhile, I just walk thru those velvet ropes right into the VIP

It?s good to be the king!
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1232698954][quote author="blackvault_cm" date=1232696867]Please ten. While you were searching for a pic of a guy surrounded by hot chics...I was living that moment on a daily basis.

Don't hold me to it, but I still might have a pic just like your avatar...difference is that the guy is really me and the chics were far better looking. I'll look through my photos when I get home. I'll show you in person though when I find it, instead of posting it. Because I'm afraid you will replace your avatar with it and really claim its you.



But to answer your question, the pedicure was ackward...only because she insisted massaging my feet. Manicure and girls were in my comfort zone.</blockquote>


You must be kidding.

You and I aren?t in the same league.

Don?t be bragging, those girls only posed with you out of sympathy.

Felt pity for you and probably wanted to make you feel special.

You still went home alone, once again and cried yourself to sleep.

Meanwhile, I just walk thru those velvet ropes right into the VIP

It?s good to be the king!</blockquote>


We aren't in the same league. That is correct.

You might be walking thru those velvet ropes, but you have to remember that it is my bouncers that are giving you the pass.

Rumor has it that you had cash, so you sat at the VIP. But when you tried to order a Popov Vodka from my waitress, I was in complete shock. I thought you had more class than that.



Oh and your dads card didn't go through...don't worry...its on the house. Just don't let it happen again.
 
[quote author="blackvault_cm" date=1232699903][quote author="tenmagnet" date=1232698954]



You must be kidding.

You and I aren?t in the same league.

Don?t be bragging, those girls only posed with you out of sympathy.

Felt pity for you and probably wanted to make you feel special.

You still went home alone, once again and cried yourself to sleep.

Meanwhile, I just walk thru those velvet ropes right into the VIP

It?s good to be the king!</blockquote>


We aren't in the same league. That is correct.

You might be walking thru those velvet ropes, but you have to remember that it is my bouncers that are giving you the pass.

Rumor has it that you had cash, so you sat at the VIP. But when you tried to order a Popov Vodka from my waitress, I was in complete shock. I thought you had more class than that.



Oh and your dads card didn't go through...don't worry...its on the house. Just don't let it happen again.</blockquote>




$5 pitchers are not what I consider a club BV.

You couldn?t afford the bottle service fee, let alone ever get in to these places.



Didn?t you start a thread whining about poor service at Taco Rosa.

What did you expect?

Nobody caters to small fish.

Of course they didn?t pay attention to you.



Different story when me and my friends roll in.

Personal attention all the way, that managers got his knee pads out.

Our bar tab alone covers their monthly rent.

Not to mention our rides make the parking area look like an exotic car lot.

Keep dreaming about living large, getting girls, while I continue to make it happen.



Code tomorrow nite, Affliction on Sat. (Go Fedor!), Lakers v. Spurs on Sunday

That?s how I roll, baby!
 
[quote author="irvine_home_owner" date=1232700395]Man... as much as I like ten as a motivational speaker... blackvault has got a slight lead on the smacktalking scorecard.



GIVE ME MORE!!!!</blockquote>


You?re feelings were hurt because I slammed your crib and accused you of suffering from low self-esteem for buying that Westpark fossil.

All that?s in the past, I?ve embraced your dorkiness.
 
[quote author="tenmagnet" date=1232702329]

$5 pitchers are not what I consider a club BV.

You couldn?t afford the bottle service fee, let alone ever get in to these places.



Didn?t you start a thread whining about poor service at Taco Rosa.

What did you expect?

Nobody caters to small fish.

Of course they didn?t pay attention to you.



Different story when me and my friends roll in.

Personal attention all the way, that managers got his knee pads out.

Our bar tab alone covers their monthly rent.

Not to mention our rides make the parking area look like an exotic car lot.

Keep dreaming about living large, getting girls, while I continue to make it happen.



Code tomorrow nite, Affliction on Sat. (Go Fedor!), Lakers v. Spurs on Sunday

That?s how I roll, baby!</blockquote>


I didn't know you're a fan of Fedor. I'll be watching the fight as well from the luxury VIP suites...live. I didn't really want to go, but Fedor asked me to go for support.

However, watching it on your daddy's big screen isn't so bad either.



I'll tell you what...after the fight, Fedor and I are flying back to Moscow on my private jet to party at <em>A Priori</em>, one of my top rated nightclubs.

I'll give you my GM's number and ask him to put you on the list, (be sure to tell him bvmos) as you won't be able to get in as fast as you did at Javiers, but with your luck...it might just work.



Hope you saved up enough allowance from your papa to fly out there. What am I thinking...of course you didn't, I know you're broke based on that last encounter at my club. I'd let you fly with me, but your classless act with the whole Popov situation...well yeah...we just can't hang. We definately need to go over some etiquette skills first.



Which reminds me. I didn't want to embarass you in front of your date, because I knew how long it took you to get it. However, later I found out shes in fact your sister. She's pretty hot so that's why I couldn't tell at the time. You guys fraternal twins? If I knew then what I know now, you would have been billed or at least thrown in with the cleaning crew to tidy up the place, while my shofer takes me to the after party.



Anyway, I gotta run. In case you do make it out to Moscow and into the club, let my GM know you arrived. I'll let you come upstairs and wave to Fedor just for a brief moment. Just don't go past the ropes this time as there are no more freebies. Plus my Russian bouncers aren't nearly as friendly.
 
If anything is going to make her rethink her decision to be single, it's going to be the last half of this page. :sick:
 
You two are funny, in a sad waste-of-time kind of way. I definitely see a budding bromance... Ms. BV had better watch out or she'll be a single mom soon.



<img src="http://www.ipoplaya.com/broke.jpg" alt="" />
 
4walls - hang out with me! I rarely get to hang out with girlfriends because everyone either lives too far away or is married with kids and extended family that they're forever needing to attend to and all that crap. I have been single and dateless for more than three years and can tell you that it is just about impossible to meet men in Irvine. And the gym? Forget about it! I have been working out in gyms since I was 22 years old with 15% body fat and I have never, EVER met anyone (guy or girl) in a gym. So other than the minor complication that I generally have a kindergartner tagging along at my heels, I would love to hang out with you!
 
Irvinesinglemom...really? There have to be some nice guys around Irvine! Statistically there must be! Where's bk? Doesn't he have some census data I could use right about now? :-)



At the very least , IrvineRenter could track divorce-related foreclosures and give me heads up when a newly single Irvinite will emerge, LOL.
 
Do either of you like blind dates? One can't help but notice this website is loaded with handsome, intelligent, funny and nice men... who are usually taken BUT may have a friend / brother / coworker / something that is similar to them... and maybe they could set you up.
 
[quote author="ipoplaya" date=1232709887]You two are funny, in a sad waste-of-time kind of way. I definitely see a budding bromance... Ms. BV had better watch out or she'll be a single mom soon.



<img src="http://www.ipoplaya.com/broke.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


That really should be PANDA and Ten...not me.
 
Blackvault...thanks for the response. However, what you describe sounds like effort and work. Couldn't I just say "screw the bastard" and move on? Kidding. He was a great guy, just not for me. Fortunately, my confidence isn't shaken. I'm awesome :-)
 
[quote author="4walls4me" date=1232713955]Blackvault...thanks for the response. However, what you describe sounds like effort and work. Couldn't I just say "screw the bastard" and move on? Kidding. He was a great guy, just not for me. Fortunately, my confidence isn't shaken. I'm awesome :-)</blockquote>


Then you are 1,839 steps ahead of me when I went through it. Everything happens for a reason even though you might not see it right now. I wish you the best in your hunt for men.
 
Hey, where's Panda? He's always gathering info...surely he knows where guys who likes conservative, Midwestern blonde chicks hang out.



Thanks bv..but 18 is a little too young. I like 'em a 5 to 10 years older than myself...do you have a 35+ half brother or a step-uncle-once-removed?
 
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