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<p>liz, do the unicorns specify which orifice must not be deflowered or is it just a general advocacy of abstinence? If it's the latter, are unicorns, in fact, undercover agents of the religious right exploiting their cuteness to indoctrinate little girls so when they grow up they keep their legs closed and vote Republican? Judging from the Unicorn Code, it would seem that this is the case; their prohibition against drug use smacks of Nancy Reagan's influence. I demand Congress appoint a special prosecutor to investigate this.</p>

<p>For the record, Mary Jane deserves to get dumped. Having read the trials and troubles of Peter Parker aka Spiderman since age 6, I think it's about time that he dumped that trainwreck and moved on to a nice girl without all the emotional baggage.</p>

<p>Stones and glasshouses, Trooper, that's "WTF".</p>

<p>(The preceeding post is heavily laden with Sarcasm, a form of Humor that isn't recommended for those with heart conditions, poor health, high blood pressure, or PMS. If you are offended by sarcasm, please feel free to kiss my backside.)</p>
 
<p>If My Little Pony news made the front page of cnn.com, even then I'd wonder what was wrong with cnn.com. However, I did find the article interesting so perhaps I shouldn't complain too loudly. </p>

<p>And my hundreds of unicorns consort with me just fine, thank you very much.</p>
 
<p>Group Fights Bay Area Foreclosures</p>

<p><a href="http://www.nbc11.com/news/15081366/detail.html">http://www.nbc11.com/news/15081366/detail.html</a></p>

<p>At an auction Thursday, protesters rallied on the steps of the Alameda courthouse bellowing, "No foreclosures, no bids," in hopes of discouraging people from purchasing the foreclosed property.</p>
 
<p>Since the first unicorns I heard tell of were from the middle ages (I guess that that's when they evolved from horses), Medieval legend does not relate which orifice was involved, but if I had to guess, I would assume all orifices would have to remain virgin.</p>

<p>Eating (food) doesn't count.</p>
 
<p><em>"Other data seem to confirm the Interior Department's findings. A recent CBS News/New York Times poll revealed that 64 percent of Americans are "perfectly comfortable" with coming up just short, 43 percent are content to try only once rather than try, try again, and an overwhelming 95 percent admitted that after falling down, they now prefer to stay down".</em></p>

<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/failure_now_an_option">Failure Now An Option | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</a></p>
 
<p>On $11 an hour, Jersey man made millions</p>

<p>http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/smartspending/archive/2008/01/17/on-11-an-hour-jersey-man-made-millions.aspx</p>
 
<p>Jerry O'Connell as Tom Cruise... Hilarious!</p>

<p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe">http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe</a></p>

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<p><em>"Membership in gold prospecting clubs is climbing nationwide, along with sales of pans, dredges, metal detectors and other small-scale mining equipment. A trade show recently hosted by the Gold Prospectors Association of America in Orange County, Calif., typified the trend".</em></p>

<p>Call me crazy, but I bet awgee would like to know about this little club.....</p>

<p><a href="http://news.aol.com/story/_a/high-gold-prices-spur-rush-to-alaska/20080125194109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001">High Gold Prices Spur Rush to Alaska - AOL News</a> or <a href="http://news.aol.com/story/_a/high-gold-prices-spur-rush-to-alaska/20080125194109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001">http://news.aol.com/story/_a/high-gold-prices-spur-rush-to-alaska/20080125194109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001</a></p>
 
<p>Research dollars at work: Lack of food isn’t to blame for poor kids’ obesity</p>

<p>Lack of food doesn't make you fat? Really? Who knew?</p>

<p>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22771971/</p>
 
What You Call a Bedroom Might Not Be One













<p>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/26/AR2008012600187.html?hpid=sec-business</p>
 
Internet scamees strike back.....hilarious !





<a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7688138">NPR: 'Scam-Baiters' Turn Tables on Would-Be Cons</a>





check out the site 419eater.com that's referenced in the article, then click "trophy room"....omg ! Turning the tables indeed. Too funny.
 
<em>Call me crazy, but I bet awgee would like to know about this little club...





</em>Mmmm... funny, I thought for sure awgee was the president of this club?
 
<p><em>The State of The Union Address</em> <a href="http://drinkinggame.us/index.html">drinking game</a>...bottoms up!</p>

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According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'. I have always avoided illegal narcotics but now I've found out that they actually reverse the ageing process I'm going to give them a try.
 
<p><em>"but now I've found out that they actually reverse the ageing process I'm going to give them a try"</em></p>

<p>They might reverse the aging process (a statement that I find dubious, at best), but they most certainly speed up the death process. Fair trade off ? </p>
 
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