[quote author="Chuck" date=1247887377][quote author="C Delroy Spuckler" date=1247886252][quote author="freedomCM" date=1247881799]<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/46/bigphoto/178/U9001178_9_0.jpg" alt="" />
<blockquote>HEY BIG SPENDERS. wouldnt you like to have FUN FUN FUN??. How's about a few laughs laughs???. 1 can show you A good time. In one of the 4 bedrooms that are so fine. With their unique and splendid designs,The minute you walk in the joint,its like walking into another world so far away this home is so unique and unusual that all your worries could fly away and you will feel like you are in a tropical resort in CABO somewhere. from the unique color scheme design elements grand staircase, beamed valulted ceilings, onto the main entertaining level with glass slidding doors opening onto a large patio with INFINITY POOL, totally ungiue custom tile designs and features here that will dazzel you every way you look not to mention the views to die for just reduced from $5,000,000 from sellers who have not used the home for a long time</blockquote>
<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Corona-Del-Mar/234-Poppy-Ave-92625/home/3256682">poppy</a></blockquote>
The agent has a <a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Laguna-Beach/31877-Circle-Dr-92651/home/4940161">$16mil listing</a> as well.
***SPECTACULAR CONTEMPORARY MULTI FACIT home on the CLIFF face with crashing waves underneath. the home sits on 2.5 lots with direct beach access and a cottage ON THE BEACH which not be seen again GRANDFATHERED in here this truly is a unique one of kind offering the home sits on the point and has 180 % panoramic view over 2 beaches. Shown by appointment only to qualified buyers. was Sold fell out at the very last day after several extensions now available again. there are many details about this property which will only be discussed with suitable buyers. IF YOU WANT UNIQUE , SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER COME UP AGAIN THIS IS TRULY IT. home has a BOMB SHELTER ***MAJOR PRICE REDUCTION HERE ************** OWNER WILL CARRY FINANCE HERE SUBMIT
So obviously, he's got a thing for asterisks. But why is this home worth $16mil? Yes... it has a bomb shelter.
Delroy</blockquote>
After reading these two listings I had to look this guy up. Here is a quote from his bio on his web site. It looks like run-on sentences and strange punctuation aren't limited to his real estate listings:
Mark was former world class equestrian acknowledged by the queen of england and former world class tennis professional, now living in Newport beach with his wife and family and daughters , his oldest daughter Brie is also a world class ranked tennis professional on the wta tour and travels mostly with Annette his wife and mother and also a world ranked tennis professional and former wta tour player. the youngest daughter shani is also on a national cheer squad. Being competitive and driven runs in the family it seems.Mark has developed over 650 properties around the world and purchased his first block of land at age 14years and has actively bought and sold all around the world Mark currently owns over $100,000,000 of property in the usa alone.</blockquote>
So accomplished yet he is a realtor who can't write a good description???
