<p><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ford_reintroduces_model_t_line">Ford Reintroduces Model T Line That Made It Great</a></p>
<p>DEARBORN, MI—Still reeling from a $12.6 billion loss last year and a steadily declining customer base, the Ford Motor Company announced plans Monday to invest its entire third- and fourth-quarter manufacturing and advertising budgets into reintroducing the Model T, one of history's best known and most innovative car models.</p>
<p>"Frankly, I think we've gotten so concerned with <strong>adding frills like GPS navigational</strong> <strong>systems, seat belts, and exhaust pipes</strong> that we've forgotten what really matters: open-air bench seating," Mulally said. "We promise that each Model T that comes off the line will last much, much longer than today's cars. Face it, we just don't make them like we used to." </p>
<p><img title="Model T Jump" height="381" alt="Model T Jump" width="600" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Model-T-Jump.jpg" /></p>