cubiczirconia
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SoCal said:Cubic Zirconia said:I am going to see my friend for dinner, very soon, and without six packs, I feel inadequate
BTW, I also get strong suggestions to freeze my youthful self and immortalize my beauty
My solution to meeting the standards is simple: Get uglier friends. You'll always feel like the most beautiful woman in the room.
I think you are aging in reverse!
Get uglier friends with smaller houses and underachieving children - the new motto of life
Oh, make sure they are heavier than you, and take them out to lunch once a week to help them stay that way.