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Interesting find Freedom. Initially I thought "you have got to be kidding me with these pics." However, I'm wondering if the agent is trying to show all of the worst things so that an investor might think "well, that's not so bad."
 
I like that blue tile



this is my favorite part of the listing:



<em>AE zoning allows and owner here to keep 1 horse per every 5,000 sqft, for personal enjoyment. </em>
 
[quote author="ABC123" date=1245233863]I like that blue tile



this is my favorite part of the listing:



<em>AE zoning allows and owner here to keep 1 horse per every 5,000 sqft, for personal enjoyment. </em></blockquote>


I thought we had bestiality laws here!
 
[quote author="freedomCM" date=1245232621]<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/46/bigphoto/514/R903514_12_0.jpg" alt="" />







<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Bellflower/16804-California-Ave-90706/home/7465943">dilapidated?</a></blockquote>


Is it my imagination, or is a stalactite growing out of the faucet? :lol:
 
Well, clearly the listing agent wanted to make it VERY clear that that's a tear down or major rehab. You are basically buying just the lot there, IMHO, although it is a rather large lot (.91 acres).
 
I like that there's more photos of the tear down place than there are for other listings pushing a million dollars. Perhaps the agent is trying to limit his liability by doing "full disclosure" up front.
 
<strong>Is this the realtard? or a maid that comes with the place?</strong>



<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/46/bigphoto/186/P697186_7_0.jpg" alt="" />



<strong>What about the kids? included also?</strong>





<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/46/bigphoto/186/P697186_5_1.jpg" alt="" />





<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Garden-Grove/7721-Belgrave-Ave-92841/home/3635844">Belgrave</a>



<strong>Just for BK:</strong>



<blockquote>GREAT FENGSHUI SETTINGS ON A SQUARE LOT WITH NECTARINE,ORANGE, CLEMENTINE....ETC. IT IS ' REGULAR SALE' AND SOLD 'AS IS' W/O IMPLIES/WARRANTIES.</blockquote>




of course, in this instance, "regular listing means REO, I think...
 
[quote author="freedomCM" date=1249559252]of course, in this instance, "regular listing means REO, I think...</blockquote>


Nope, not an REO... yet. They just got their NOD in late June. They put 10% in 08, and think prices have gone up more than 5% since then. The question is... what comes first... the short sale price or the foreclosure? Who said it was a great time to buy in 08 again?
 
Wow, so this is the first batch of knifecatchers from last springs rally?



Hey IR, how many rounds of knifecatchers before we hit bottom?
 
Video: The Daily Show makes fun of Geithner's house



<a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-29-2009/home-crisis-investigation">http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-29-2009/home-crisis-investigation</A>
 
[quote author="Geotpf" date=1242394906]<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Murrieta/26540-Khepera-Ct-92563/home/6356994">26540 Khepera Ct Murrieta, CA 92563 </a>



26540 Khepera Ct

Murrieta, CA 92563

Price: $319,900

Beds: <strong>10</strong>

Baths: 4.5

Sq. Ft.: 4,666

$/Sq. Ft.: $69

Lot Size: 0.27 Acres

Property Type: Detached, Single Family Residence

Stories: 3+

Year Built: 2001

Community: Murrieta (East)

County: Riverside

MLS#: K09053982

Source: MRMLS

Status: Active

On Redfin: 1 day

New Listing (24 hours)



No further comment needed, other than the front of the house is all garage-bkshopr to the thread, bkshopr please report to the thread.



<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/45/bigphoto/982/K09053982_0.jpg" alt="" /></blockquote>


Sorry sir I was stuck at the puzzle aisle. Even IHO thinks this is fugly.
 
[quote author="bkshopr date=1249644094]



Sorry sir I was stuck at the puzzle aisle. Even IHO thinks this is fugly.</blockquote>


Yeah, me too.



Looks like who ever designed this house spent too much time in the lego aisle.



Seriously Bk, where do they find these architects? I could design a better house from what I learned from some dude on a blog.
 
[quote author="freedomCM" date=1249559252]<strong>Is this the realtard? or a maid that comes with the place?</strong>



<img src="http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/46/bigphoto/186/P697186_7_0.jpg" alt="" />



</blockquote>


Two comments:



- Has the rabbit been sexualized yet?

- I read in the description it has "crown molding". That's worth paying double over rental parity.
 
[quote author="Mcdonna1980" date=1249644531][quote author="bkshopr" date=1249644094]



Sorry sir I was stuck at the puzzle aisle. Even IHO thinks this is fugly.</blockquote>


Yeah, me too.



Looks like who ever designed this house spent too much time in the lego aisle.



Seriously Bk, where do they find these architects? I could design a better house from what I learned from some dude on a blog.</blockquote>


What do you expect from a ten bedroom house that only costs a third of a million dollars (sold for $335k after I posted the listing)?
 
How do you fit 7 bedrooms into 2770 sq. ft. ? And why?



<A href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416">http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416</A>
 
[quote author="Anonymous" date=1249696196]How do you fit 7 bedrooms into 2770 sq. ft. ? And why?



<A href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416">http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416</A></blockquote>


brothel
 
[quote author="Anonymous" date=1249696196]How do you fit 7 bedrooms into 2770 sq. ft. ? And why?



<A href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416">http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/53-Carver-92620/home/4795416</A></blockquote>


How about four bedrooms in 865 square feet?



<a href="http://www.redfin.com/CA/Riverside/2324-Vermont-Ave-92507/home/4957663">2324 Vermont Avenue, Riverside, CA</a>



I'm sort of cheating-I suspect the house has unpermitted additions that add to the square footage and to the number of bedrooms, and they are counting them to the latter but not the former.



However, there are 15 houses total for sale in Riverside with less than 1,250 square feet but also have four bedrooms (including one with 962 square feet, although the rest are 1,100-1,250 sq ft). There are also four with five bedrooms and three with six bedrooms, all less than 1,800 sq ft. There is only one house with seven and one with eight for sale in the entire city (and thousands of square feet; the eight bedroom one is a 10,500 sq ft mansion).
 
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