[quote author="bkshopr" date=1258004627][quote author="Roo" date=1258003153]Bk, why are there so many asian in Irvine?</blockquote>
Irvine Asians go visit relatives in SGV and brag about about how clean, safe, and smart Irvine is and their relatives and friends are envious and want to move to Irvine.
Asians see 99 Ranch Ranch Supermarket bags have 2 flagship locations printed on the bag and want to move there.
Asians associate Louis Vuitton, Hermes, and Gucci at South Coast Plaza with Irvine.
Asian parents go to J/K/C towns and brag about their Joy Luck kids attending the fabulous Irvine schools and compare their children to less fortunate cousins got in trouble in inner city schools.
Older parents living in SGV brag about their kids graduated from college and found a 6 digit salary job in Irvine.
UCI is a good university with the highest Asian population and parents can still do laundry for kids weekly and cook them Shark Fin Soup. May be their kids can find good Asian wife and husband there and not having to marry outside the race.
ABC generation who can't read Chinese menu can point to pictures in Irvine Chinese resturant menu.
Boba and Yogurtland in Irvine fulfilled Asian cravings.
Chinese is afraid of crime.
Chinese is afraid of racism.
Chinese like new homes because they are afraid of ghost in old houses.
Asians like wide and straight Irvine streets because it is safer for their driving skill.
Asians love so many piano teachers in Irvine.
Chinese like stucco mcmansion with fake stone around the entry.
Chinese like little yard because they don't like yard work.
Asians like order and follow the leader.
Lexus, Honda, and Toyota dealers are all there.
3 Costcos.</blockquote>
I nominate BKshopr as the funniest man on IHB.
hahaha.... Dude, this one is a master piece.