[quote author="MojoJD" date=1258787020][quote author="Nude" date=1258728559][quote author="Sunshine" date=1258719077]The reviews of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8">Laptop Steering Wheel Desk</a> on Amazon are entertaining.</blockquote>
<em>I was driving to my hospital to have my gallbladder removed when, from out of nowhere, a crazed teenager hit me head on!! Amazingly, upon impact, the steering desk slammed into me and cut open a nice portion of my mid-abdomen! With a little prodding and tinkering, I was able to remove my gallbladder and a 5 foot section of my small intestine which had landed in the passenger seat. I had a few large paper clips available and was able to clamp major vessels until I got to the ER. Boy, was my surgeon impressed and I saved a huge bundle on my surgery!! Thanks, Laptop Steering Wheel Desk!!</em>
awesome</blockquote>
<em>My wife was having an affair behind my back. Apparently I wasn't "satisfying her needs" or "ever cooking her a decent meal." Well, I have a 12 volt hotplate that plugs right into the cigarette lighter, and it really works great to wok up some stir fry. I use this desk thing to chop up my veggies on my way home from work, add some soy sauce, chicken, and fire it up right on the freeway. Not a bad meal. I cook her some variation of stir fry every night because it's all I really know how to cook. She usually eats the stir fry ungratefully and gives me drunk pity-sex. I guess it's partially my fault though, what should I expect when I marry the first stripper I knock up? But seriously, this steering wheel desk thing rocks, very durable and quick clean-up after cooking.</em>
heheh.</blockquote>
<em>This product is so awesome for freeway driving and makes reloading your handgun while changing lanes a breeze. The only thing missing is a cupholder for my tequila. <strong>I attached a pen on a string to mine to mark my hits and misses.</strong> </em>
I'm addicted to these reviews.