<p>Me, Troop. I used to do real estate closings. Which I liked. Plus business-y stuff and some probate. Which I also liked. The closings are basically gone, and I'm doing real estate litigation, which I would have anyway, because my main client is a developer--who is not selling any houses. I like the theory, but hate dealing with judges. You think that people like Bush and Spitzer are weird? Just try dealing with judges. They are more like that imbecile who presided over the child custody case of the starlet--can't think of her name--married to the old guy--who is buried with her son in the Bahamas---urgggh, than the distinguished types in most courtroom dramas.</p>
<p>The clients want to know what you think, and you can't predict an outcome, because the judges are so whimsical, and some of them are outright ignorant. One non stupid judge apparently just decides on the basis of who he feels sorrier for. Then you have the ones who are malicious, or try to rule in favor of their friends, or who don't feel like reading the case law I so carefully and expensively found. . .</p>
<p>OK, rant over, but you asked. I am thinking about just closing the office and retiring. But then I wouldn't have any stories to post!!</p>