Selling house in Irvine

[Trooper_IHB]

Graphrix, I'm sorry....but I've got a lower offer and I'm in a strong position. You'll have to beat it or risk losing the house .....the offer now stands at 145K.

 

[awgee_IHB]

144k

 

[Trooper_IHB]

Wait, wait..... I can come in at 141.5K and I'm NOT contingent.........furiously faxing offer.

 

[graphrix_IHB]

That's it I offer $130k and the HOAs have to be paid for 5 years.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

D*MN, you are a hard competitor.....OK, I'll take the Porsche, the poodle, the 14 day all expenses paid trip to Hawaii....and come down to 121K. My Realtard has agreed to kick me back half of her commish..... final offer. Faxing.

 

[bkshopr_IHB]

Pay me $130k and I will take it!

 

[Trooper_IHB]

damn....lost another one. I guess I'll just just be priced out forever.

 

[profette_IHB]

You should have listened to your Realtor Trooper, and bought when you still had the chance.

 

[awgee_IHB]

I may make another offer, but I need some more info. Is the seller willing to throw in a plasma?

 

[Trooper_IHB]

profette.....

 

[bkshopr_IHB]

Trooper, don't you need to meet your quota for today? Write Irvine 123 a ticket for running a T intersection.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

Yeah, that's what I should do. Write a lot of tickets today, then I'll feel better.......yeah ! Thanks bk ! {<em>ducks behind tree</em>}

 

[irvine123_IHB]

I guess for those who are afraid of the Gangs at Santa Ana like to feel important and powerful by hiding behind trees and issue tickets in neighbourhoods.

 

[EvaLSeraphim_IHB]

<p>Huh?</p>

<p><em>{Thinks that perhaps I123 missed the conversation where Troop indicated that she was in a large, violent, and gang infested jurisdiction. Also thinks I123 has failed to recognize sarcasm.}</em></p>

 

[lendingmaestro_IHB]

I'd buy it for 425k for sure. That's a 38% price cut from 675K.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

<p>123, the gangs of Santa Ana don't hold a candle to the gangs of Los Angeles. </p>

<p>And I was kidding with bk........sheesh. You need to get over that ticket you got.... </p>

 

[CalGal_IHB]

Hey Troop - which gangs do you think are the worst in LA? Just curious.

 

[Trooper_IHB]

Mara Salvatrucha (MS) and the Mexican Mafia (La Eme) in my area. The Rollin' 30's (Crips) elsewhere.