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Come, look, enjoy (and maybe buy)! Selling a GORGEOUS house in Irvine - Open house this weekend!





Beautiful Home, near UCI, Uni-High in Irvine CA

<a href="http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/419639608.html"> http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rfs/419639608.html</a>








(I apologize if this is considered spam but I really really really want to get the word out about it.)
 
<p>You gotta give seller1 credit - marketing is everything - even though the folks from this blog wouldn't be the best audience </p>

<p>If the above sales don't go through - I'll offer $1,000 per month to rent it. </p>

<p>No, I take it back - the owner should pay me $1,000 per month to rent it. Yeah, yeah - that's about right.</p>

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I would like to make an offer, in all seriousness. This house is perfect for me! I'll give you $150,000 as long as I don't have to feed any squirrels. Oh, and I'll need weekly maid service (lifetime contract), a personal assistant, oh and also please tear out the granite in the kitchen and give me a $5k allowance for silestone (just love the stuff!).
 
<p>I revoke my offer. I want everything ISM asked for and I will offer a price of $150,000.01. I may need more of an allowance for the countertops though. I can't decide if I like quartz or silestone more. </p>

<p>Let the bidding war begin!</p>

<p>Anyone? Hello? Bueller? Bueller?</p>
 
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