New home smell airing out

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Rich people problems.  You should keep that smell bottled up in your house as long as possible for maximum ROI.

If you sell your place in 2 years and buyers still say ?smells like new?, you can demand extra $ per sq ft.

I rarely use my office and when I go in there it still has new house smell. 
 
AHHHHHH the smell of volatile organic compounds from the cheap toxic glues/paints/carpets used in IC new builds circulating through your body causing havoc on your system...  Its worth a million bucks!
 
Just have your dog or cat take a piss on the new carpet. It will give you a nice lived in smell :-)
 
meccos12 said:
AHHHHHH the smell of volatile organic compounds from the cheap toxic glues/paints/carpets used in IC new builds circulating through your body causing havoc on your system...  Its worth a million bucks the ROI!

Fixed. :)
 
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