<p>Apparently, there are psychic vampires in the seventh circle of real estate hell. Who knew?</p>
<p>'Negative media' sucking hope out of market?</p>
<p><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2007/11/negative-media.html">http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2007/11/negative-media.html</a></p>
<p>Actually, that sounds like a pretty good premise for schlocky B movie short film. Can you see it now?</p>
<p>Zombies wandering around among the brown lawns calling out "Loans, loans!" instead of "brains, brains!"</p>
<p>The zombies catch a nice, unsuspecting person (realtor putting a for sale sign up?) and devour them</p>
<p>Then the psychic vampires come in, dressed all cool like Blade, ready to save the day ...
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<p>The psychic vampires battle their way to a many headed super SIV monster with 1000 arms. The monster is the cause of the curse - it captures passers by with it's arms and raises them to it's mouth and sucks all money and hope out of each, to turn them into "loans, loans" zombies. The psyshic vampires have to cut off all the heads to kill the monster. </p>
<p>Somehow (not sure here, some hat trick as usual) they find a way to cut off all the heads. The curse is lifted, everyone ceases to be a zombie and the lawns turn green again.</p>
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<p>Unfortunately, though, Hollywood endings are for movies, not for real life
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