My image was unduly coarse, and I half heartedly apologize for using it ? to be honest, I?ve been saving it for a special occasion. This is that occasion. Yours is an exceptionally bad idea, however, my explanation was exceptionally light on analysis and exceptionally personal ? everything in proportion! Assuming that I got your attention, and because I kind of owe it to you, lets do some basic cash flow analysis and see what this project really looks like.
I'm going to take a flyer and guess this home sells for about $800K in today's market - but I'm going to take a conservative line and use $600K as a baseline. OP estimates $1500-4500 a month, and I'm going to be extra conservative and assume they will have zero vacancy and get $5000 a month. Since this is a higher end home in a nicer North County neighborhood, it hasn't corrected yet, and could lose as much as 30%+ YOY but I'm going to be insanely extra conservative and assume it's only going to back up 15%. This is a Fantasyland cash on cash projection ? it has as much chance of coming true as the Kings winning the NBA championship this year:
Cash flow in (blended rental rate x months x occupancy rate)
$5000 x 12 x 100% = $60,000
Cash flow out (current market price - future market price)
$600,000 - ($600,000 x 15%) = - $90,000
Estimated Fantasyland YOY Return = -$30,000. Not sexy.
Here's a more real world guess on what this deal looks like, and I'm still gonna throw them a bone on the rental rate and occupancy:
Cash flow in (blended rental rate x months x occupancy rate)
$3500 x 12 x 80% = 33,600
Cash flow out (current market price - future market price)
$800,000 - ($800,000 x 30%) = -$240,000
Estimated more realistic but still optimistic YOY return -$206,400. Really, really not sexy.
Here?s what I think will really happen:
Cash flow in
$6000
Cash flow out
$800,000 - ($800,000 x 40%) = -$320,000
Total loss YOY = -$314,000.
Except I haven't figured in any maintenance or cleaning or admin costs yet ? so the reality the reality is far worse. There?s nothing I can do to make this deal cash flow positive.
<a href="http://www.vacationrentals.com/vacation-rentals/Newport-Beach-California.html">And then there's your Newport based competitors ? you?ll need to be at a discount to these folks.</a>
<a href="http://www.calculatedriskblog.com/search/label/Hotel">Plus, there's no shortage of hotel rooms these days.</a>
And then there's this:
[quote author="IrvineHousingBlogFan" date=1241236992] We would live less than 10 minutes away so we would be able to easily come by if any issues developed but it might be a headache. Good idea about letting our neighbors use the home to relatives/etc. </blockquote>
It's not far enough if your former neighbors decide they've had enough of your tennants nonsense. Not only can you be in your former hood in ten minutes, your former neighbors can be in yours in ten minutes.
IMO this ? <em>hands down</em> the worst investment plan I've ever seen posted on this site, and we've had some doozys. The only rational solution to your problem is sell the house and rescue what?s left of your equity.
I?d be interested to see what your analysis looks like, or if you disagree with my numbers.