Just noticed San Marino Plan 3X, when did this come out?

[irvinehomeshopper]

An electric vibrator for the lonely Chinese mistresses when Sugar Daddy is back home with his legit family in Shanghai.

You ain't seen nothing yet. One of the most popular design center upgrades is to add an extra outlet in the master bathroom toilet. Care to guess what's that for?

They actually have an area for a "Wok Burner"?

TIC you clever marketer, you.

 

[ps99472]

Too much toilet humor in this thread...anyone got pics of the wok burner?  Wonder what the setup looks like...  Hopefully it comes with roach traps and fire extinguishers

 

[irvinehomeshopper]

Wok burner for the hardcore shrimp paste demographic. That is great market research but then why are there 2 toilets directly over the entry?

 

[rkp]

they are only building 3 of them and 1 is already sold with the other 2 not coming out till next year. 

 

[eqly]

They need to add "Shrimp Paste Cooler" and "Sriracha Pantry".

Wow, "shrimp paste".....lol
TalkIrvine is getting hardcore.  Taste so good yet so stinky.

 

[ps99472]

they are only building 3 of them and 1 is already sold with the other 2 not coming out till next year. 

So only 3 "woksanity's" for all the chinese grandma's out there?  I'm gonna start a petition for wokrooms for all new developments.  Instead of bbq grills in the HOA pocket park, there should be wok burners, shouldn't be that hard, run on the same gas line, just bring your own wok... every fourth of july we can have an annual "wok off" in the park...

 

[irvinehomeowner]

That's what they should have named Laguna Altura to make is sell more... Turtle Wok.