Funny things Joe says...

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#CovidDonnie strikes again.  Stephen Miller test positive.

That's ten top players, not counting the underling press contacts etc, that have been infected.

Are they playing Puff, Puff, Pass all day in WH? That would be one explanation.. :)
 
Joe, joe, joe...you can only be president two times, running for a third term is just...unconstitutional...

Oops: Biden says Trump won Ohio and Florida 'the last two times'


onald Trump has only run for president once, but that?s not how former Vice President Joseph R. Biden remembers it.

The Democratic presidential candidate said Monday that President Trump won Florida and Ohio ?significantly the last two times.? The last two presidential elections were in 2012 and 2016.
[url]https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/oct/13/joe-biden-says-donald-trump-won-ohio-and-florida-l/[/url]

 
Awww..no more funny things Joe says for today...his minders shut down things at 10 after all the Hunter stuff hit the fan...maybe tomorrow... ;D ;D ;D >:D

Joe Biden calls early ?lid? for reporters amid The Post?s Hunter Biden expos?

?The Biden campaign has called a lid for in-person events,? wrote Biden press pool reporter Sabrina Siddiqui of the Wall Street Journal, indicating that the candidate would not be making any public appearances or fielding questions Wednesday.

The Democratic presidential candidate ? huddled in his Wilmington, Del., home ? has not directly responded to The Post?s reporting, including on a document that appears to debunk his prior claim that he had ?never spoken? with his son about his ?overseas business dealing,? including a reported $83,000 monthly job on the board of Burisma.

An email from the hard drive, acquired by a Delaware computer repairman, appears to indicate Biden met in 2015 with Burisma board adviser Vadym Pozharskyi while the firm employed his son. Then-Vice President Biden led the Obama administration?s Ukraine policy.

President Trump?s campaign attacked Biden for calling a ?lid? as the story broke.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/joe-biden-goes-into-hiding-amid-the-posts-hunter-biden-expose/
 
I?m going to miss his daily foibles when he?s gone in 10 days...

Biden: ?This Is The Most Consequential Election? Due To Possibility Of ?Four More Years Of George?


Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden warned on Sunday that next month?s election was the ?most consequential? in a long time because of what would happen if there was ?four more years of George,? an apparent reference to former President George Bush. Biden, after saying ?George? twice, corrected himself.
[url]https://www.dailywire.com/news/biden-this-is-the-most-consequential-election-due-to-possibility-of-four-more-years-of-george
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Well they have run for cover and gagged poor Joe until after the election so if he says anything stupid for the next 9 days, only Jill will get the laugh...

It?s a Lid! Trump Campaign Staff Says Joe Biden Will Not Do Any More In-Person Campaigning Until Election

Biden?s campaign called a lid early on Sunday, before news broke that he would not be making any more appearances at all. There are no public appearances listed on his schedule.

BREAKING: Joe Biden called a lid at 11:27am today, amid new revelations about his family?s Ukrainian energy dealings and one day after his drive-in speech in PA was filled with Trump supporters

? Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) October 25, 2020
https://youtu.be/Qu6PH9E5jiA
 
?Why can?t we use nuclear weapons??

?I?ve said if Ivanka weren?t my daughter, perhaps I?d be dating her.?

?I thought being President would be easier than my old life.?

?When Mexico sends its people, they?re not sending the best. They?re not sending you, they?re sending people that have lots of problems and they?re bringing those problems with us. They?re bringing drugs. They?re bring crime. They?re rapists? And some, I assume, are good people.?

"It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."

?I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn?t get there. And she was married.?

?I did try and fuck her. She was married.?

?Just kiss. I don?t even wait. And when you?re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.?

?Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.?

Wait it wasn't Joe Biden who said any of these things. Wanna guess who did?
 
?Badakathcare?..Joe continues to expand the dictionary...

Biden leaves his Michigan rally confused with his latest senior moment as he claims he and Obama believe 'it's a right to have badakathcare' ;D ;D

Joe Biden ended up getting tongue-tied during a rally in Michigan on Saturday
Just as he was about to lay a blow against Trump about healthcare he ended up tripping over his words as described it as 'badakathcare'
[url]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8901891/Biden-says-Obama-think-right-badakathcare-Michigan-rally.html[/url]
https://youtu.be/upn0xT--zOg
 
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