Funny things Joe says...

NEW -> Contingent Buyer Assistance Program
"America is Back!!!"

Biden warns he will deploy troops WITHOUT NATO's backing: President says he will move troops to Eastern Europe 'in the near term' but not as part of NATO force as General Milley warns Russian attack on Ukraine 'would be horrific'
Joe Biden on Friday evening said that he would be moving some troops to Eastern Europe - but 'not too many' - as tensions mount in Ukraine
Landing back in Washington DC after a trip to Pittsburgh, the president said that the troops would be moved 'in the near term', but did not say when
Hours earlier Ukraine's president, Volodymyr Zelensky, said that the world was overreacting to the threat of a Russian invasion of his country
Zelensky chided world leaders for their public statements, saying 'we don't need this panic' and condemning the withdrawal of diplomats
Chairman of Joint Chiefs Gen Milley warned of 'horrific' consequences if Russia put its 100,000-plus force to work on an invasion
Russia has amassed more than 100,000 troops around Ukraine after a steady buildup in the region and may be planning an invasion in February
UK intelligence source suggested Putin will continue massing forces for 'two or three weeks' before attacking
Attack could come from Belarus aimed at Kiev, coupled with amphibious assault from Crimea on port city of Odessa, before the troops roll in from the east
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10453889/Biden-signals-troops-Eastern-Europe-near-term.html
https://youtu.be/SYuQekIL_CI
 
What a dope...I'm sure this will be part of Brandon's "harshly worded letter of protest"...

Nord Stream 2: Biden waives US sanctions on Russian pipeline

The Biden administration has waived sanctions on a company building a controversial gas pipeline between Russia and Germany.

The US also lifted sanctions on the executive - an ally of Russia's Vladimir Putin - who leads the firm behind the Nord Stream 2 project.

The move came in a report on Russian sanctions delivered to Congress by the Department of State.

Critics say the pipeline is a major geopolitical prize for the Kremlin.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57180674

Germany PULLS PLUG on Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline as pressure builds on Biden to get tougher on Putin: President will reveal sanctions at 1PM TODAY as Congress urges him to target oligarchs
German Chancellor Olaf Scholz announced Tuesday that he is halting the process of certifying the Nord Stream 2 natural gas pipeline from Russia
Meanwhile, Joe Biden is facing pressure to get tougher on Russia and impose sanctions directly on Putin
The president changed his schedule to include a press conference for 1 p.m. on Tuesday afternoon to provide an update on the situation in Ukraine and Russia where he is expected to announce more sanctions
Russian tanks rolled into Donetsk and Luhansk after Putin ordered 'peacekeepers' into the regions
Putin officially recognized the two areas of Ukraine as independent states in a press conference Monday
Biden imposed sanctions against the two breakaway regions of Eastern Ukraine amid the move but stopped short of issuing full-blown sanctions against Russia
UK Health Secretary Sajid Javid this morning declared on national television that 'the invasion has begun'
Some western allies have stopped short of calling the encroachment of Russia on Ukrainian soil an 'invasion'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...line-pressure-builds-Biden-tougher-Putin.html
 
What's that saying about the definition of insanity?...

Obama Announces Sanctions to Punish Russia For Crimea Invasion
The sanctions are the most comprehensive placed on Russia since the Cold War.
March 17, 2014, 7:34 AM
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/oba...nish-russia-crimea-invasion/story?id=22939730

Biden announces new sanctions against Russia, says Ukraine is seeing 'beginning of a Russian invasion'
Lauren Egan
Tue, February 22, 2022, 11:14 PM
https://news.yahoo.com/biden-address-russian-move-ukraine-175514228.html
 
The stupidest thing he said was ?increase your wages?reduce your costs.? ?they?re the same thing but a career bureaucrat wouldn?t know that, having never made a payroll or worked a real job.
 
morekaos said:
[size=12pt]In the end it didn?t really make a difference.
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How do you know? Can't prove a negative.

Boom... take it... that's for you.

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irvinehomeowner said:
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?
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Turns out cloth masks don?t?Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D
 
morekaos said:
irvinehomeowner said:
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?
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Turns out cloth masks don?t?Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D
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If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.
 
morekaos said:
Pelosi was busy wrestling with her own demons?maybe suppressing a tourettes spasm??.

IN A STATE Nancy Pelosi?s hands distract State of the Union viewers ? but then people spot what she?s doing with her mouth.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17821364/nancy-pelosi-distraction-state-of-the-union/amp/
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Awe come on man! The woman is going to be 81 in less than 4 weeks. If she lives to see Father's Day this year, she will have exceeded her life expectancy. She has reason to jump up and down and act like a two year old!

Biden has already exceeded his. He probably isn't spry enough to jump like Pelosi, so kudos to her for showing how someone that old can move around without a cane so well.
 
It takes your breath away?.

1. Biden mistakenly says ?Iranian people? instead of ?Ukrainian people.?
?Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but he will never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people,? he said in his speech.

According to his prepared text, he was supposed to say ?hearts and souls of the Ukrainian people.?

2. Biden refers to ?a pound of Ukrainian people?
Biden referred to ?a pound of Ukrainian people.? His prepared text said ?proud.??Biden later tried to say Ukrainians were fighting ?pound for pound? with ?every inch of ?earnagy'?

3. Biden struggles over his demand to end the term ?Rust Belt?
Biden labored through what should have been an easy line promoting midwestern manufacturing, borrowing a phrase coined by Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH):

?It?s time to see the uh the uh what used to be called the Rust Belt become the uh uh um the home of uh significant resurgence in manufacturing.?

4. Biden calls for ?investigating? the police instead of ?investing.?
The president made a passionate case for ?investigating? crime prevention and community police, but according to his prepared text, he was supposed to say ?investing?

?I know what works ? investigating crime prevention, and community policing, cops who walk the beat,? he said.

5. Biden stumbles over his claim you cannot build a wall to keep out coronavirus
?You can?t build a wall high enough to keep out a-a-a-a a vaccine. The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases,? he said.

Biden typically talks about how no one can build a wall high enough to stop the coronavirus, but this line was not in his prepared text. He failed to make his point.

6. Biden slurs his pronunciation of ?health premiums?
The president referred to ?health progremiums.?

7. Biden refers to the ?Russian Roubelle?
Biden stumbled over his pronunciation of the word ?ruble,? a word repeatedly referred to during the Russian attack on Ukraine.

8. Biden refers to the ?infects? of climate change instead of ?effects?
?[W]e?ll do it to withstand the devastating infects of climate change and promote environmental justice,? he said. 

9. Biden struggles to talk about the number of corporations in America.
?There are more corporations incorporated in America than every other state in America combined, and I still won 36 years in a row,? Biden said.

Based on his past rhetoric, the president was likely referring to his home state of Delaware, but he never corrected himself. It was not in his prepared text.

10. ?Go git ?im?
Biden inexplicably concluded his speech with the phrase ?Go git ?im? although it was not in his prepared text and it was unclear who he wanted the Congress to ?git.?



 
Ready2Downsize said:
morekaos said:
irvinehomeowner said:
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?
Click to expand...

Turns out cloth masks don?t?Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D
Click to expand...

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.
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Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.
 
irvinehomeowner said:
Ready2Downsize said:
morekaos said:
irvinehomeowner said:
Or... and this one was classic:

Why don't masks stop the smell of farts but are effective against Covid?
Click to expand...

Turns out cloth masks don?t?Wanda ya know? ;D ;D >:D
Click to expand...

If you strapped it on your behind, would it stop the smell of farts? Asking for a friend.
Click to expand...

Is that friend morekaos?

Since you were in the medical field, you do know there is a massive size difference between a viral droplet and odor vapor don't you? Asking for a friend.
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These guys are....and since cloth is what most people wore for 2 years and they are now proven to be 90% ineffective against Covid and 100% ineffective against farts....well.....

"Researchers from the University of Bristol in the United Kingdom found that 90 percent of particles could get through cloth masks, making them effectively useless during the pandemic."

Wearing a mask also may have made people feel more comfortable about going out in public, believing the face coverings would protect everyone around them from the virus.

It could be the case that the cloth masks were providing little to no protection at all, and people believing the were taking proper virus mitigation measures were not doing so.
 
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