1912 Park Skyline looks like a must see, regardless of food. BK, are you busy that day? Bring that feng shui meter thing, you're gonna need it.
Now, 12830 Stevens Dr is an abomination of Realtor speak. My gawd this is awful.
"Gorgeous 4 bd plus huge bonus rm in lovely gated Alicante cmmty!! Turnkey & highly upgraded, this home has numerous excellent features & upgrades: rich & warm hardwood flooring!! Gourmet granite kitch w/re-modeled center isle that has extra added seating & storage!! Cust pot rack!! Blt-in wine cooler!! Lge breakfast nook!! Upgraded 5 burner gas cooktop!! Double ovens!! Step down formal living & dining rooms!! Soaring ceilings!! Cust plantation shutters!!Newer chandelier in dr!! Separate family rm w/romantic fireplace!! Optional bd/den on the first floor with cust built-in wall unit & desk!! Main floor bath w/shower!! Extensive use of beautiful crown moulding!! Jack & jill bedrooms!!Ielegant master suite w/attached bath & oversized walk-in closet!! Cust painted interior!! Newer paint on exterior!! Lushly landscaped yard w/ palm trees, gas fire pit, sparkling jacuzzi, fabulous hardscape & plenty of grassy area!! 3 car att gar!! Long driveway! Walk to highly rated schools, parks & golf!!"
I have to go here first as I need to check out the cust pot rack, and hopefully I will be really hungry after that. Obviously Julie here checked it out right before she typed this. Just watch out, too much time staring at the sparkles in the jacuzzi and you might end up with fabulous hardscape.
Is it really any wonder why we make fun of them?