[quote author="qwerty" date=1201293329]I dont understand how accountants get such a bad rep, id like to think my CPA license has some prestige, although i myself do discriminate against other CPAs, to me you are only a real CPA if you have a big four background. I know there was Enron, MCI, Healthsouth, etc, but it is very difficult to find fraud with current audit methodoligies if management wants to conceal it.</blockquote>
My better half is a CPA, and I joke about it all the time...
An attorney needed to make a case about what 2 + 2 equals. So this attorney brings in expert witnesses, a mathematician, an econ professor, and a CPA. He asks the mathematician what is 2 + 2, she smirks and says, "without a doubt absolutely 4." He asks the same question to the economy professor, "given supply and demand and accounting for inflation, roughly 4." Then he asks the CPA, what is 2 + 2? The CPA closes the door, sits down close to the attorney and says softly, what do you want it to be?