<p>There should be a public service announcement. . . we can hire some washed up actor (suggestions?)</p>
<p>It would go something like this:</p>
<p>Innocent buyer: But [insert C list celebrity name here], my realtor and mortgage broker tell me that $1 million for a 2 bdroom house in Irvine is a great deal. They keep telling me that it is a great time to buy and I need to buy before I get priced out</p>
<p>Celebrity: No, Innocent buyer, the fundamentals just do not support such a purchase. You need to walk away. </p>
<p>Innocent buyer's realtor: Do not listen to him. It is a great time to buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Celebrity: Just look at the other homes selling in the area (shows stats).</p>
<p>IB realtor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!</p>
<p>IB: Thanks, Mr. Celebrity. I think I will go find a nice rental.</p>
<p>Celebrity: No problem, IB. [Turn toward camera], If this happens to you, you need to put the pen down and walk away and if you know someone who is thinking about buying, remember: <em>"Friends don't let friends make offers</em>" </p>