[quote author="Cuatro" date=1247187368][quote author="earthbm" date=1247178495]I demand to be protected from hot-looking scantily dressed alledged hookers walking in pairs around me. I pay my rent, dammit!
Where can one get one of those ankle bracelets that go off at a certain distance from the house? I can use it on my 3-year old.</blockquote>
Petco sells "neck bracelets" that deliver a mild shock when you leave the perimeter. I bet that will work.</blockquote>
[quote author="earthbm" date=1247178495]Where can one get one of those ankle bracelets that go off at a certain distance from the house? I can use it on my 3-year old.</blockquote>
Actually, chicks love criminals and bad boys, put me down for one of those ankle bracelets. I need to get some tats too.