graphrix_IHB
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So, I wanted to know what you could actually get for $2 in NYC. Seeing as how a pretzel is $3, a .5L of water is $4, and a hot dog is $5, I really wanted to know what I could get for $2. I asked my old friend JP Morgan, as he has been around since 1799, and I thought that a long term resident of NYC would know the "in" of NYC.
http://img701.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/05/05/mejpmorgan-4aei10715.jpeg
He said, "Dude, just go around the corner to 383 Madison, and that is where you can find the best deal in NYC. Damn... that building is nice, now we get to move there." Anyway, enough with Mr. Morgan drooling over his new posh office building. No, seriously, JP Morgan has a crappy building.
http://img109.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/05/05/mebearstearns-4aei9ugur.jpeg
Yup, now I know why they all had telescopes in the JP Morgan building, they were picking out their offices. See, you still can find something for $2 in NYC. Just ask JP Morgan and their new found posh offices.
http://img701.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/05/05/mejpmorgan-4aei10715.jpeg
He said, "Dude, just go around the corner to 383 Madison, and that is where you can find the best deal in NYC. Damn... that building is nice, now we get to move there." Anyway, enough with Mr. Morgan drooling over his new posh office building. No, seriously, JP Morgan has a crappy building.
http://img109.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2008/05/05/mebearstearns-4aei9ugur.jpeg
Yup, now I know why they all had telescopes in the JP Morgan building, they were picking out their offices. See, you still can find something for $2 in NYC. Just ask JP Morgan and their new found posh offices.
