The neighbors are at it again...

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SoCal78_IHB

SoCal78_IHB

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Ok this is one thing I really, really dislike about apartment-life. I can hear my neighbors having sex... all... the...time. They do it when I'm reading. They do it when I'm sleeping (or trying to sleep). They do it when I'm posting here (like right now!). They were so loud at one point I printed out an anonymous note the next day telling them that their bed springs need oiling and left it on their doorstep. It hasn't helped much. I'm not sure what can really be done. I just wish they would keep it down. But, I know it's an apartment so whatcha gonna do. :-
 
I'd make some smart-ass comment but I'll refrain from doing so.



Talk to your management. I had this problem in the past with a neighbor and his wife, mentioned it to the apt. manager, and it was discretely taken care of.
 
Yes, drop a dime on them and after a notice of possibly getting evicted might change how horny they are. On a side note, you could always ask the chick if she's got any hot single friends :)
 
[quote author="ConsiderAgain" date=1221904540]Back in college I usually took this sort of thing as a challenge. Made for interesting looks the next morning.</blockquote>
Do you mean your challenge was figuring out how to not let the neighbors hear you?
 
I met our new next door neighbour for the first time yesterday, I said "Good morning Faster - Faster"



he said "Faster - Faster"?



I said "well that's what I heard your wife calling you last night"



:lol:
 
Wait for the heavy breathing signal that you can hear clearly through your wall. When He is about to reach an orgasm then ring the doorbell 5 times quickly and run away.
 
Good idea. Although, this guy only takes almost exactly 3 min every time so I wouldn't have much time to get my shoes on and run out there. Yep, pretty bad when you can time your neighbor.
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1222155301]Good idea. Although, this guy only takes almost exactly 3 min every time so I wouldn't have much time to get my shoes on and run out there. Yep, pretty bad when you can time your neighbor.</blockquote>


Oh... man... I am sorry to hear that tenmagnet is your neighbor. Hey, at least he might buy that trophy house in Northpark soon...
 
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