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http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/9-Hibiscus-92620/home/5769773



In case it gets edited or the link is broken, I've copied and pasted the best part of it here. Actually, that's most of the description anyway.



"More upgraded than the Taj Mahal and the Cistine Chapel combined. Slate and hardwood floors, custom built-ins, custom paint, cul-de-sac with private access to hiking trails. Esotherically speaking, the essence of the coagulation of education and friendship pervades the povacativeness of this incredible shelter. The intrinsic value belies the energetic feng shui combined with the architectural exquisitness to produce an intoxicating effervesence. One step through this portal will send you to places only the god has seen!"



Only the god has seen it!
 
Well, now that answers the timeless question, "what is the nature of God?"



Obviously, he's a repo-man.



BTW, is that a topless computer rendered image of a woman on the HDTV LCD?
 
[quote author="Irvine Allergy Dr" date=1213437889]http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/9-Hibiscus-92620/home/5769773



In case it gets edited or the link is broken, I've copied and pasted the best part of it here. Actually, that's most of the description anyway.



"More upgraded than the Taj Mahal and the Cistine Chapel combined. Slate and hardwood floors, custom built-ins, custom paint, cul-de-sac with private access to hiking trails. Esotherically speaking, the essence of the coagulation of education and friendship pervades the povacativeness of this incredible shelter. The intrinsic value belies the energetic feng shui combined with the architectural exquisitness to produce an intoxicating effervesence. One step through this portal will send you to places only the god has seen!"



Only the god has seen it!</blockquote>


Great find Doc! I'm sure He could have slipped "Supercalafragelisticexbialidotious" in there somewhere!!
 
OMG! I just povacated all over the place reading that. Oops... sorry... I hope that doesn't ruin the intoxicating effervescence of this thread. I mean, I was just speaking esoterically, and I was just coagulating the feng shui of it. :red:
 
<blockquote>Esotherically speaking, the essence of the coagulation of education and friendship pervades the povacativeness of this incredible shelter. The intrinsic value belies the energetic feng shui combined with the architectural exquisitness to produce an intoxicating effervesence.</blockquote>


Or "borrowed" a few lines from some Nigerian friends who asked him hold some money for him.
 
I personally try to never speak esotherically.



It would upset the god in the Cistine Chapel.



May the goddess of spelling hurl sharp Zs and barbed Js up the nostrils

and other orifices of this imbecile.
 
Seems somebody took most of the crazy stuff out. But they're still misspelling "Cistine"!



Having seen the Taj, and pictures of the Sistine Chapel, I can testify both have notably less bland color palettes. :-P
 
The agent is over-geeking it because it?s a former model home with tons of upgrades.

Somerton is a great community but not worthy of that kind of hype.

Would welcome a nice drop in prices there nonetheless.
 
You can still find a copy of the original ad in cache:

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:qM2wk1ph1hoJ:www.movoto.com/real-estate/homes-for-sale/CA/Irvine/9-Hibiscus-203_S536103.htm+esotherically&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=7&gl=us&client=firefox-a
 
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