Stupid things stupid people say i.e. The Restaurant Code Names

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socal78

socal78

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Anybody who would eavesdrop on Mr. SoCal and myself having a conversation about where we want to go to lunch might think we're a little deranged. Like a lot of people, we have our own language. We've developed terms for the usual places. I'll start a list with just a few of them. I'm sure you have your own names for them, too. Doesn't everybody?! Feel free to add your own to the list.  :) I thought this would be a fun thread for the dining section.  :)

1) Steakback Outhouse = Outback Steakhouse

2) Sick Filet = Chic-Fil-A

3) Pizza Slut = Pizza Hut

4) Flame Thrower = Flame Broiler

5) Taco Hell & Hell Taco = Taco Bell & Dell Taco

6) Hack in the Box = Jack in the Box

7) Lenny's = Denny's
 
Hmm... we called it Crack in the Box.

Micky Dees... but that's common.

Paulo Locko

Izz Lands

Taco Smell

Kay Bee Bee Q

My Precious (my kid's name for Pinkberry)
 
Sometimes when Mr. SoCal calls me up, I'll be like...

(My best customer service voice): "It's a good day at Gag in the Bag. This is Tiffany. How can I help you?"

One time he hung up 'cause he thought he had the wrong number! Haha! Marvelous!  :D

But one time I answered something like:

"Claim Humper. Crystal speaking."

I didn't know he had me on speaker phone with other people in his office. Oopsies.
 
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