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GraceOMalley_IHB

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Dear Random guy that came to the door knocking and ringing the bell for 10 minutes this morning,



I didn't answer the door because I was in the shower. I do not want to buy any of whatever it is you're selling, however should I change my mind and want something in the future, please leave me your home address so I can come to you. Preferably at the most inconvenient time possible. Ahole.



Insincere regards,



Grace
 
Dear Frank,



Your foot soldiers hanging a flyer on my front door every morning is not an effective sales technique. As hard as it might be for you to believe, a picture of your smiling face along with a headline of your latest "in escrow" and a proclamation of that you have buyers ready for just about every floorplan in every tract in West Irvine does NOT make me want to either buy or sell a home with you. It only serves to annoy me, as I must make an effort to pull this crapola off my door and then walk it over to the recycle bin. My neighbors feel the same way. I might add that you are also killing trees in this endeavor. It's the 21st century, Frank ---- get with the program. Advertise online.



Sincerly,



CK
 
Dear home contractors and window replacement people calling from the 818 area code, I am not going to remodel my home and and even if I were going to remodel my home I would not hire someone who calls me every day especially after I have told them not to. It's obvious you're not that good if you have to resort to harassing people. Please stop wasting your telemarketers time.
 
Dear Ms. BK:

I came to your house this morning, thinking that I can get a bag or two of the world-famous avocados if I help myself with picking them off your tree. After knocking until the skin of my knuckles were peeling, and my finger swelling from pushing the door bell for like 10 minutes, I decided that you were not seriously about your offer. I knew you were inside your house (I see the lights were on, and water running)! It was completely a waste of my time, and I promise that I will never, ever, ever, ever visit your house again.
 
[quote author="CK" date=1250571469]Dear Frank,



Your foot soldiers hanging a flyer on my front door every morning is not an effective sales technique. As hard as it might be for you to believe, a picture of your smiling face along with a headline of your latest "in escrow" and a proclamation of that you have buyers ready for just about every floorplan in every tract in West Irvine does NOT make me want to either buy or sell a home with you. It only serves to annoy me, as I must make an effort to pull this crapola off my door and then walk it over to the recycle bin. My neighbors feel the same way. I might add that you are also killing trees in this endeavor. It's the 21st century, Frank ---- get with the program. Advertise online.



Sincerly,



CK</blockquote>


Would this be.. Frank Agahi? (sp?)
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1250578856]One of the nice aspects to living in a gated community is not having to deal with door to door salesfolks.</blockquote>


only the really resourceful ones. and the neighbor's brats selling girl scout cookies.
 
[quote author="Astute Observer" date=1250574054]Dear Ms. BK:

I came to your house this morning, thinking that I can get a bag or two of the world-famous avocados if I help myself with picking them off your tree. After knocking until the skin of my knuckles were peeling, and my finger swelling from pushing the door bell for like 10 minutes, I decided that you were not seriously about your offer. I knew you were inside your house (I see the lights were on, and water running)! It was completely a waste of my time, and I promise that I will never, ever, ever, ever visit your house again.</blockquote>


Did IHO send you? Ms. BK is saving them for Halloween. Instead of candies each Mexican kid gets an avocado.
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1250581805]Ms. BK is saving them for Halloween. Instead of candies each Mexican kid gets an avocado.</blockquote>


Ooh! (Lightbulb moment.) I just decided where I'm taking the boys trick-or-treating this year!
 
[quote author="GraceOMalley" date=1250575178][quote author="CK" date=1250571469]Dear Frank,



Your foot soldiers hanging a flyer on my front door every morning is not an effective sales technique. As hard as it might be for you to believe, a picture of your smiling face along with a headline of your latest "in escrow" and a proclamation of that you have buyers ready for just about every floorplan in every tract in West Irvine does NOT make me want to either buy or sell a home with you. It only serves to annoy me, as I must make an effort to pull this crapola off my door and then walk it over to the recycle bin. My neighbors feel the same way. I might add that you are also killing trees in this endeavor. It's the 21st century, Frank ---- get with the program. Advertise online.



Sincerly,



CK</blockquote>


Would this be.. Frank Agahi? (sp?)</blockquote>
I can't stand that realtard. haha
 
[quote author="freedomCM" date=1250580657][quote author="awgee" date=1250578856]One of the nice aspects to living in a gated community is not having to deal with door to door salesfolks.</blockquote>


only the really resourceful ones. and the neighbor's brats selling girl scout cookies.</blockquote>
My daughters are two of those you refer to. We have a neighborhood kid who was going around this summer asking if there were any chores he could do. I admire that.
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1250586694][quote author="freedomCM" date=1250580657][quote author="awgee" date=1250578856]One of the nice aspects to living in a gated community is not having to deal with door to door salesfolks.</blockquote>


only the really resourceful ones. and the neighbor's brats selling girl scout cookies.</blockquote>
My daughters are two of those you refer to. We have a neighborhood kid who was going around this summer asking if there were any chores he could do. I admire that.</blockquote>
Let me know if they could drop off a few boxes over in Irvine for me, ok? Girl scout cookies FTW!!!
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1250578856]One of the nice aspects to living in a gated community is not having to deal with door to door salesfolks.</blockquote>


Or... you live in a city/CC&Rs; in which they require anyone who wants to sell something has a permit to do so. I live in the low lands of said city, so I am the first to be hit up by those who don't know they need said permit... I have had one in 5 years. Two... if you count the schleppy kid who gave me some BS about raising money for his USC baseball team to travel to some game (like USC has a money issue, next time try an actual UC school), that really wanted to find a house to rob. I called the sheriff after that, for some reason I don't think USC bailed him out.



Anyway, there are ways to rid your neighborhoods of door to door sales people. VP did it. Get involved and you can have your city be free of them too. Good luck in Santa Ana though... your politicians are a bunch of nut jobs when they are influenced by their nut job citizens from the OJ blog. Gawd only knows the outrage this will create between the two.
 
Back to the open letters...



To the dog owners in my neighborhood,



While I appreciate the fact that you're picking up after your dog and not leaving their mess on the grass, please refrain from leaving your unsightly blue poo bags all over the neighborhood (near the garbage cans, near garage doors, near MY garage door, etc.). I like dogs too but it would be nice if you could be more respectful. I'll do my part by telling you how cute your dog is (and I'll be sincere).



Thanks,

nelly
 
[quote author="bkshopr" date=1250581805]



Did IHO send you? Ms. BK is saving them for Halloween. Instead of candies each Mexican kid gets an avocado.</blockquote>


No, I went there uninvited, as usual. What do you give out on Halloween to kids that looks like the mixed variety? Mine are not mixed, but a few people thought that they are due to their light-colored hair. I figure that you give out fortune cookies for the Asian type ;)
 
[quote author="ohnelly" date=1250634924]Back to the open letters...



To the dog owners in my neighborhood,



While I appreciate the fact that you're picking up after your dog and not leaving their mess on the grass, please refrain from leaving your unsightly blue poo bags all over the neighborhood (near the garbage cans, near garage doors, near MY garage door, etc.). I like dogs too but it would be nice if you could be more respectful. I'll do my part by telling you how cute your dog is (and I'll be sincere).



Thanks,

nelly</blockquote>


What your neighbors need is this!



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k">Magic Poop Collector</a>
 
[quote author="awgee" date=1250586694][quote author="freedomCM" date=1250580657][quote author="awgee" date=1250578856]One of the nice aspects to living in a gated community is not having to deal with door to door salesfolks.</blockquote>


only the really resourceful ones. and the neighbor's brats selling girl scout cookies.</blockquote>
My daughters are two of those you refer to. We have a neighborhood kid who was going around this summer asking if there were any chores he could do. I admire that.</blockquote>




Girl Scout cookies are a whole other ball game. Those kids I dont mind, its the "buy my cleaner, magazine subscriptions, or join my church" people that annoy me. Bring on the Girl Scouts!
 
[quote author="SoCal78" date=1250582351][quote author="bkshopr" date=1250581805]Ms. BK is saving them for Halloween. Instead of candies each Mexican kid gets an avocado.</blockquote>


Ooh! (Lightbulb moment.) I just decided where I'm taking the boys trick-or-treating this year!</blockquote>


Seriously our neighborhood does halloween up right. Bring them here e get a gazillion kids!
 
[quote author="jumpcut" date=1250638218][quote author="ohnelly" date=1250634924]Back to the open letters...



To the dog owners in my neighborhood,



While I appreciate the fact that you're picking up after your dog and not leaving their mess on the grass, please refrain from leaving your unsightly blue poo bags all over the neighborhood (near the garbage cans, near garage doors, near MY garage door, etc.). I like dogs too but it would be nice if you could be more respectful. I'll do my part by telling you how cute your dog is (and I'll be sincere).



Thanks,

nelly</blockquote>


What your neighbors need is this!



<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k">Magic Poop Collector</a></blockquote>


I think that Magic Poop Collector looks pretty awesome (ha, ha). No more picking up soft poop. Do you think the dogs get embarrassed when wearing it? There's also something called Poop Freeze.
 
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