Irvine City Motto

[irvinehomeowner]

Here is the link:
http://www.ocregister.com/news/motto-290585-city-irvine.html

Some pretty funny comments... most of course dealing with the homes and the "boring" lifestyle.

Here are mine:

1. What happens outside of Irvine, stays outside of Irvine.
2. Irvine - Where every house looks like yours.
3. Just like the iPhone, everyone hates it, but it still sells.

 

[irvinehomeowner]

Man... no takers?

Well... you can always look to OCReader for some zingers:
http://www.ocreader.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14988#p14988

I'll start with some suggestions, and feel free to add your own.

Shrimp paste capital of OC.

Density: we pack'em in! Or... Density: we do it right!

Land of salmon stucco.

Safest city, only suicides allowed.

All hail to King Bren!

If it's a chain, we got it!

Our schools kick ass!

Your schools suck ass!

Bringing neighbors closer together every day.

We got Cali rooms, nuff said.

You're just jealous you can't afford to live here.

Home of the big Orange balloon.

NO! It's not leased land!

Highest HOAs and Mello Roos in OC.

No yard, but we have pocket parks.

And my newest:

4. Don't hate, our homes will appreciate.