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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.



As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'



He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'



She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..
 
I was about to twist bk's reply into an insult at IHO, but decided it is better to say something else instead.



I don't know about your garage, but I can't imagine how can anyone be able to drive a Hummer into mine and still fit.
 
[quote author="Astute Observer" date=1252501759]I don't know about your garage, but I can't imagine how can anyone be able to drive a Hummer into mine and still fit.</blockquote>


Quality lubrication?
 
[quote author="Astute Observer" date=1252501759]I was about to twist bk's reply into an insult at IHO, but decided it is better to say something else instead.



I don't know about your garage, but I can't imagine how can anyone be able to drive a Hummer into mine and still fit.</blockquote>


Hah! I like this joke. It confirms my belief that the garage is a girl's space. Hubby can park his car in there but that is all he gets.
 
[quote author="Astute Observer" date=1252501759]I was about to twist bk's reply into an insult at IHO, but decided it is better to say something else instead.

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Hey... I love a good IHO insult as much as the next person... twist away!!!



BTW: What does BK drive again?



<img src="http://i31.tinypic.com/11radzc.jpg" alt="" />
 
my best guess is BKshopr drives some vintage pre-WWII car to go with his pre-WWII tastes in homes. i can imagine him with his driving cap and googles.



<img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/wumfz7.jpg" alt="" />

<em>"Fill it up with petroleum distillate, poste haste!"</em>
 
[quote author="acpme" date=1252558025]my best guess is BKshopr drives some vintage pre-WWII car to go with his pre-WWII tastes in homes. i can imagine him with his driving cap and googles.



<img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/wumfz7.jpg" alt="" />

<em>"Fill it up with petroleum distillate, poste haste!"</em></blockquote>




lol. "googles" as opposed to "goggles"?
 
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