This guy is my idol - complete mastery of useless info:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=botdmsQilnU[/youtube]
I'm not at his level though, since i currently have the following limitations:
1. no knowledge of current TV programming except sports (especially reality TV - have never watched Survivor, the Bachelor, Bachelorette, American Idol, etc): I will watch a show if it is scripted, once a few seasons have passed (e.g. Mad Men, Friday Night lights, Homeland, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones)
2. no knowledge of what a woman is thinking at any time: Any answer I have is not what they want to hear.
3. no knowledge of how to get a local job here in OC: I have been traveling all across the US for work the past 8 years, it is time to hang it up...but applying online to jobs i see on indeed.com or linkedin isn't working.
4. no knowledge of fads or trends: I listen to the same kinds of music I have since High School, wear pretty much the same style clothes, have the same haircut since I was a little kid, and pretty much eat the same way I always have (heavy on the fish, chicken and veggies, very little red meat, almost no sweets).